How come it's impossible to speak German without sounding like some kind of sadistic concentration camp guard?

>Japanese
>トイレ(Toire) or 便所(Benjo)
At present, "Toire" is more commonly used

>I like German because it sounds manly as fuck with rough sounding words. It doesnt sound like pussy ass languages like French or Swedish

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>ospedale
Italian confirmed for spurdo language

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This
Japanese is even more retarded than german.

this

I like french too because it sounds romantic as fuck and bitches love it

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2bh I know some guys that sound gay af when speaking in English but sound ok when speaking in German.

>Pfeifalter
>Klo
>Spital

Anglos btfo

French sounds sharper than German desu

LATIN'D

In French it's ''hôpital'' dumb fucking mutt. And stop with these stupid memes that German sounds aggressive. Maybe it's just because your fat burger ass has never bothered to look what any other German speaker sounds apart from Nazis in a videogame. How the fuck could a German woman sound manlier than a French or Spanish man speaking?

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Not really.

It's hôpital

It doesn't. How do you pronounce "schm" btw? it's an ugly sound.

retarded? ( . ; ・∀・)

Doesn't really work since the German, English and Japanese are all clearly variations on the same idea.

all memes aside french doesnt sound all that different from german, they use their throat a lot to pronounce words like german. I think french just sounds softer because it less "shh" sounds and the fact that the word "petite" sounds so feminine lol

German doesn't have
BIG
RHOTIC
CODA CLUSTERS

just type schmetterling in google translator and click on that sound button

Chme

like j in french just with an m afterwards.

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itt: 9gag memes

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these memes would trigger me if i was german since all these fucking languages are related to each other except japense. that they just use the same word in a different variety

post more tho

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true what they should do, is compare german to slavic language and a finnougric language and see how it sounds in comparison

Chinese is way uglier and all words sound the same because they're too autistic to have more than one syllable per word.

that shit would be more hilarious if used the word
" Sussigkeitenschachtelchen "

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According to most French people, Italian is the most beautiful language and German the ugliest language. This guy explains why.

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>This guy explains why
>*posts video in fr*nch*

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Last one.

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German has very long words, not many vowels and arcs sounds.

It's for the francophones, nobody forces you to watch the video.

>post video in french as if french was a world known language as if french had any influence any where in the world. lol

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>It's for the francophones

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She eyes me like a Pisces when I'm weak
I've been inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

are you being sarcastic right now?

>German has very long words
That's just a combination of smaller words.

It's almost as if...German sounds angry when you speak it in a loud, angry tone of voice!

>my germ ass is on fire

Who the fuck cares what the frog people think

It's not beautiful though. It's like if you write a text and never puts space between paragraphs. Besides, it turns off people because we tell ourselves, how the hell I will pronounce that, I won't try because there are 7 syllables and I won't be able to remember this word.

Spanish think the same. I'm pretty certain, for you the most beautiful language is Italian and the ugliest language is German / Dutch. It's almost universal in Western languages.

I've unironically never heard this word before

it's Beerdigung you stupid twat

>I won't be able to remember this word.
It's really easy when you understand the meaning. Freundschaftsbeziehungen looks hard, but freund is a friend, while Freundschafts is a friendship and beziehungen is a relationships.

many of those "examples" never get used irl or they literally are made up bullshit

>languagelets won't understand this

> Union flag
> candy
Nope.

Schmetterling actually sounds pretty cute desu

t. 9gag

Fuck you dawg not everyone has the luxury of a swiss education, I speak spanish and german, french is my next language this year. going to study it every day till I become B2, hopefully i can reach this level in 10 months

>Bedürfnisanstalt = Klo
what? bullshit! never heard this word before.

I like German because it’s a lot like Dutch. The language makes sense to me.

Hitler's discourses? Rammstein?

german sounds pretty nice actually, since 99% of german speakers don't shout like Dolfi when they speak

Wtf why

Plebs are retarded, German is ten times better than your faggy ass language.

German is the most useful language in europe at the moment, French is irrelevant as fuck in europe though besides muh EU meetings.

Italian does sound nice though only becuase it sounds like singing and every word ends in a vowel

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>German is the most useful language in europe at the moment,
If you exclude English, maybe.

>post with the second result which is never used

Record player is Abspielgerät. God, that's awful-sounding.

I know, right?

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no it's not, Abspielgerät is the general term for player of different kinds, "record player" would be Plattenspieler

German can sound nice.

youtu.be/hd-6WweqD0Y
youtu.be/dYmRnl_J9GI

A lot of these are unfair because Japanese doesn't have native words for some stuff, just English loanwords.

SHUT THE DOAAAAAAAAAAAA

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nips do have a native word for door though
扉, and many others
english is just hip

Honestly, Slavic languages sound much worse. Or Arabic.

Take that back
We sound nothing like them and do not share their 5 feet long monstruous words mixing 5 ideas altogether.
Also, "petite" is a feminine noun/adjective

>Leichenbegängnis
Literally never heard this word before
stop posting, mutt

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French does not sound that good.

You have seen too many nazi movies.

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every language sounds unpleasant when it's shouted by an angry person

I like German

stop using google translate ffs, no one ever uses this shit

Not norwegian, they cant sound angry. I have heard the same is true for swedish and danish.

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Are you dumb? It literally says "Mens hairdresser store" and that is not its own word. The translation for hairdresser is just Friseur.

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