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hate being sober desu

So I started making amateur porn when I was 19 because I wanted to make money and become famous.

My parents disprove of course but the Adult Film industry is so liberating. I love applying makeup and giving blowjobs in the studio!

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Those sad eyes always get to me. Every cumlet who reveals his face always has those sad, soulless eyes. Y'all really need to find help.

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Quitting weed is easy just go to the gym

Oh! Does the virgin have a stiffy? How humiliating!

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>it's a fist of flames is spamming the general again episode

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Fist of Flames hasn't posted in months I wonder what he's up to

Fits of autism is here? No way

>Fist of Flames hasn't posted in months

god joke, he just stopped using the name so people couldnt filter his shitposting

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fist of flames is here

can yall young dick suckers chill out

...

Baka

>tfw 19
>time is running out
FUCK

Yes that post 1 million posts back will still be here

just scrapped my grinder

never felt like more of an addict than this moment

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s-s-shut up, i forgot, k?!?!

Hmmmm

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hi

hi

HMMMMM

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shut up

LOL southerners are so STUPID

filthy southrons down in texas

bitch niggas

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im bored of life

what are you listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=LRorwQMKjXs

if youre bored then youre boring

yea no shit stupid

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

youtu.be/zyC11nyUyjg

this song but its playing in my head non stop and i cant stop it pls help

Mfw

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youtu.be/4wgP2DKSIfg

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the left can't meme

damn

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immigrants undercutting wages are why we need communism.

>have a spider who built it web outside my window
>decide its okay because its literally the only way flies get into my apartment
>bond with him
>only comes out at night
>watch him slowly get bigger
>have some big storms the other night
>go to look at window
>entire web is gone
>dont see him
>day goes by
>all thats left of his web that I see is 2 little strings in different directions
>no spiderbro in sight
>look just now
>full web is back already
The web looks a little shotty and rushed but damn my boy put those hours in

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spiders are absolutely based creatures

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>mexicans
>work harder

the only people who believe anything close to this are rich suburban kids, mexicans are lazy as fuck workers just like dixies.

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I've always had this urge to kill them immediately when I see them, no fucking idea why but I just get enraged immediately when I see one.

I've been getting better since I started doing maintence though, their webs can be annoying as fuck still though

youtube.com/watch?v=_2quiyHfJQw

what made you want to quit smoking?

i unironically hate the south. hurr durr we show up late for everything but it's ok, that's how we do it in the south

money, tolerance, free time

Get fucked you dirty yankee

hm
I quit nearly a year ago because my anxiety was getting out of control and I thought weed was helping but it was actually making it worse
been kinda interested in looking into CBD oil though

You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine

>it's another can't stop shitting every 15 minutes episode

can not relate

>Get fucked you dirty yankee

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racism

is

gay like the danes

/dead/

italy, delet that post or i don't love you anymore

Name one thing wrong with racism
You can't

shant be buying this pasta sauce anymore

What percentage of the south accounts for all fatties in america do you think?

I'm sure it's well over half. Maybe even close to 2/3rds

what should i name my new chicken in stardew valley?

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ur mum accounts 4 half the obesity of america bc shes the obesity lmao gottem

racism is gay like the dane

Sachiko

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shut up

gotta go to walmart and costco today
actually maybe just costco

>Feel severe need to piss
>find bathroom
>dribble dribble

good idea mr money bags

every time I walk into a walmart I get really sad and want to leave

me every 5 minutes after taking a hefty dose of mushrooms

>Costco pizza

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Biff

Haven't taken shrooms in several years. Havent had sex in about 4-5 months. Feel the need to piss again.

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>doing drugs

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Not trying drugs at least once makes you a fedora wearer tbqh

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*consumes hard drugs*

hi

*shoots up heroin and dies*

>Not trying drugs at least once makes you a fedora wearer tbqh

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what's the appeal of otterbox phone cases
they're bulky as fuck desu

>smoked weed
>didnt feel anything

was i doing it wrong

smoke more weed

Hey friend

Weed is an instrument of Satan

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i found this video to be quite interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=ibByF9XPAPg

Here's what millennials were like before our name was changed to millennials.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y13zFyHzPlc
youtube.com/watch?v=SEZM6nUhKW8

FACT:People who believe in God are dumber than literal niggers

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It kinda does tho lad

don't bother
he can't even get laid in italy

he was born with a fedora