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north pengdon edition

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I've lived quite the life with my sexual encounters reflecting on it.

Shame you virgin freaks will never experience things I have

BLitzkireg

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Any advice??

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Not pictured: hordes of youths with screwdrivers ready to mug you

Can't wait for the world cup, reckon M'Bumbu, Mtumbu and N'Gubu will have great impacts for France, Germany and England respectively.

Oi.

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what a niggardly excuse for a man

rorke on the ropes yet again

danny fox

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>enfield
yeh no thanks lad

gas you are self

what makes women do this

>Can't wait for the world cup, reckon M'Bumbu, Mtumbu and N'Gubu will have great impacts for France, Germany and England respectively.

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nigger

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alri stefan

how's it going mate?

>I love how kekistan has made it so easy to shut down rightoids

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wtf? why? and why is there no such thing for men?

ah yes leftypol are raiding again

the tedious teenagers are here

>go to Canada
>first day there
>get a pint
>give the bloke money
>go and sit down
>he literally comes over to me and kicks up a massive fuss because I didn't tip
>tell him "sorry mate, we don't do that over the pond (literally said that like some belle d let)"
>he holds his hand out and raises his eyebrow suggestively
>stand up
>down my pint (about 5 seconds, put in a good shift Tbh)
>tell him to fuck off for being so cheeky
>leave

Probably the most British thing I've ever done Tbh came out of nowhere

/brit/? more like /nice/

>the wife wants us to have another child

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already looks quite a bit like harvey price

Pierre Casiraghi is the younger son of Caroline, Princess of Hanover, and her second husband, Stefano Casiraghi. His maternal grandparents were Rainier III, Prince of Monaco, and American actress Grace Kelly.

Donna Beatrice Borromeo is a member of the ancient aristocratic House of Borromeo. She is the wife of Pierre Casiraghi, younger son of Caroline, Princess of Hanover.

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Reckon Tommo is a deano type name

flying alone for the first time this week lads

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Stick a cucumber down your trousers

used to hate yanks before you started posting 2bh

funny how there's a leftypol raid when the toilers are finished

the non-obese yank women are very cute to look at until they open their mouths and speak

Is this a female equivalent of Deano?

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Greater London in the hooooooouuuuuuuse

would just make it look like i have 2 cocks (one just way smaller (the cucumber) )

>lol let me act like a nigger and not conform to other people's customs even when I know their customs

>the world cup!!

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look at those fuckin phenotypes

imagine sitting in your room for 16 hours a day spamming pictures of trump supporters on /brit/ with no gf, no job, no friends and generally no prospects in life

this extremely lame reddit-tier @RacismDog account is a perfect example of how liberals slowly changed the definition of racism from "hating other races" to "anything that doesnt fit into my political worldview" in order to control people

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rate the 'upper

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I’ll have a child with her if you won’t

hi

that would be a stacey

yeah funny how the toilers who are getting ripped off by toilberg are left leaning but the tarquin neet trust fund babbies are rorkes

any gammons in?

Whats with all the londoners on brit recently

how's grimsby?

>Average rorke IQ : 95
>Average leftypol IQ : 130

hmmm, speaks volumes really

because they know that is the best time to target the hard working rorkes after a long days work

where to lad?

cud not pay me to eat that shit

Die Übermenschen

>6'2
>green eyes with a blue outer rim
>high test

who wants some of my cummies to impregnate their future/current wife with?

grim

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Haven't smoked any of the devil's cabbage in 10 days lads

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fuck off yank

Thought Stacey was the equivalent of Chad, not Deano.

Don't listen to the opinions of gammons mate sorry

FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue, did you see that? Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle. Carmen Elecetra’s in there I would seriously love to really really bang her. Although if it was between that and a drive in Ferrari testerossa. Too close to call.

extremely recessive genes, a single drop of my sperm would obliterate them. fucking elves

He's right you know...

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If I go to uni for photography as a virgin freak will it increase my chances of getting a shag?

yeah that's mad, thanks for bringing this highly influential twitter account to my attention I will be sure to study it at length and let everyone know how angry I am at it

do you have any evidence to back this up?

well you're a loser who posts on brit and probably ugly af too so no thanks mat e

Would much rather hang out with a low IQ white than a high IQ non white tbf

yet you wound up on /brit/

ironic isn't it

would rather you dead

london desu

nah that's a stacy, important distinction

One time I stumbled upon Tiffany Trump's instragram, and all her rich friends. They were friends with a bunch of young German, Italian, Austria, etc aristocrats. All those brats at their mansions with their super cars

I watch peep show too its funny

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>high IQ non white

oxymoron

>two whiteys arguing over dumb shit
miss me with that gay shit n*gga

>Would much rather hang out with a low IQ white than a high IQ non white tbf

>he says as a low IQ non-white(do not even try to say you're white shitskin)

i'm the lad that shagged his flatmate and the lad who has also been fucking a girl who messaged him first and fucked a girl with a bf

i've been called a 7 and sometimes an 8/10

what we saying now?

Coon
We out here ascending, returning to our former status as Kings and Queens

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big brain post, love when people complain about people getting outraged over nothing while they themselves get outraged over nothing

based

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why is the ''i ain't yo momma'' video so popular?

you're no different from a paki coming to britain and causing a scene because women aren't covering their faces with cloth.
>lol yeah let me go to japan and demand they give me a fork to eat my food with. I am british after all and we don't use silly chopsticks!

Why is the royal wedding sticky still up? Feels like the mod is either trolling, or he got hit by a bus and nobody has the heart to take it down

blocks your path

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so fucking based

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Chinks and pajeets have high IQs but i still find them terrible to be around

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just arranged for some very rough lads to meet you at the airport and do you in

need danny fox twat to fuck off pronto

met his uncle when he was in Philadelphia a couple weeks back

>haha look at those pathetic lonely virgin freaks, megs.

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JLo is hot

post pic or sit the fuck down neurotypical copelord

>Kitty Spencer is on Tinder
Any of you lot ever gotten a shag in?

pinups like you belong pinned up on a cross