ITT: we all live in a house together

*goes to room and locks the door*

*blasts latino salsa music*

*farts*

*go along with you*

*smells fart*

*goes to fridge and steals unattended russian vodka from it*

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*highjacks bluethooth and plays eurobeat*

"I am home from work, what's everyone up to?"

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good post
youtube.com/watch?v=SS-aIjpd1-U

GOD DAMMIT POLAND GIVE ME BACK MY MUSIC

*tries to get cheap beer from Juris, the Latvian basketball player who is a part-time construction worker*

>*ding dong*
>uhh ok, I'l check that
>*opens the door*
>guys, who invited Argentinian trap to our house?

bitch niggas

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Me

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"I'm 6'4 dutch boy. Don't make me laugh at your silly metric numbers"

can i borrow your stuff here and there? i ll give them back, i promise.

Hello guys, female here

*Head to the grill*
*Start fire and making asado*

I hope you guys are hungry.

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actually, that would be me, I can share but only if she wants

>*Start advocating for Islam in the living room*

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*goes to help his white friend*

>americans
Ok, let me tech you few important rules. First of all take of your shoes.. or maybe not put them on please no no no HANS! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE GODDAM GAS MASK AAH MY EYES I CAN"T BREATHE

No no no no you're doing it all wrong, trust me, you have to do it like this
*proceed to do exact same thing you were doing*

*dump ammonia and bleach on the bathroom floor*
*leaves*
"HEY GUYS NEXT TIME IT IS YOUR TURN TO CLEAN UP"

Hangs self

*Calls Papa John's Pizza delivery hotline*
Do you guys like pineapple pizza?

>"guys we got another one!"

"yeah i think all of us do, so just order a massive pizza pie with pineapple"

>tfw 189cm

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ah great you're here, start making the salad and the sandwiches, be a doll wouldya

*Unzips your cockeroo*

*steals your wallet*

*takes a shit with the bathroom door open*

That's quite the shit you got there

Here, take a sip frens
*Pour hot water into mate*

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*looks on as ghost while cuddling my wiafu*
At least I won't die a virgin

*add sugar*
"I hope that you don't mind it"

*Cuts dick with a knife*
*passes the dick to *

*power goes out because of the 20 NEETs that think they totally can still make money on Bitcoin*

ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY COOKIES?

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*mumbles with mouth full of cookies*
"it was argentina, i saw him"

Into the grill it goes.
Next doubles eats the grilled cock sandwich.

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*suicides*

I'm pretty sure Sven already called dibs on that one.

*migrates to your room*

*sneaks into your room*
*watches you sleep*

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I claim this room in the name of the BLACK Khanliphate of KARA BOGA!

Kek, we have a winner.
Here, enjoy it.

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>fapping with only your coks on
i see you are a man of culture as well
*high fives you*

*drags in a big heavy black bag with feet hanging out*

>"guys we got another one!"

*Start reciting the Qura'n in the living room with my fellow muslim brethren*

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stfu Ahmed i'm trying to win over here
*concedes a goal*

mate stop please im just trying to watch freaking TV

*goes to the hardware store to find something to remove the anime filth with*

I don know what are you singing, but I thought that maybe you are hungry. This comes straight from the grill

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Any of you faggots gonna help me with the garden

*recites louder*
Let the words of Allah encase you in a warm cocoon of love, infidel.

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Hey guys guess what I got
*starts to open the bag*

*sits in a corner staring blankly at the wall*

>By Allah, what the hell is that?!

The garden is ready guys! Let's start la carnita asada.

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*multiplies*

Is that pork I see?

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Some delicious grilled pork, don't you like it?

>Oy! Are you trying to mess with me?

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*Whisper*
>Cuidado hermano que los árabes se enojaron por el sándwich de cerdo que les di, y creo que vos también

hey dude, we have to film something for that site we love, it has been a long time since i behe...filmed me playing with my new knife

Just beef, chicken, sausage and longaniza, pork is not that appealing dude.

who left the fridge open? my shoes are gonna go bad

Psst hey guys look what I brought from home

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this is the best pic i've seen all year it has so many levels of wrong and right
a master piece

porks your sister

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BicSodium? Cool, we need it to clean the floor.

might i interest you in some saudi drink?

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you point that knife to me and you better hope you behead me first

That's why I brought this german women home for.

please leave my vegan food alone

lets go throw rocks at the /v/ mansion

>one of the worst sodom albums
>the worst of the good slayer albums

What the fuck, where's vodka I left there?

*moves out*

Kek, put that knife down Omar, before you hurt someone

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*hugs you from behind with boner*

Pls don't go ;_:

I'm not gonna go in the shower after the Germ was in there

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uhhhh search more. *hides vodka bottle*