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i have the same feeling
it is a bit naive as my mates who are graduates are generally in a bit of a rut still

love doing acid in nature literally nowt penger

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graduated uni last year and been neet since then

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Going to Switzerland with the gf for a week this summer

Costing me a pretty penny this

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i wish i knew what to do at this point

that you should dress to impress

What uni courses can a brainlet take where there are loads of lassies? Don’t even care if it’s gender studies or that wank

nice suit or a shirt at least.
basically means formal wear.

alri literal quadrillionaire

same

very polish nose

english, psychology, sociology

just back from spending a week at lake locarno

Why does /brit/ go so fast?

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interesting in that in the social hierarchy of women, the top Stacies are very rarely slags. They have access to the very best men and keep them as monogamous boyfriends.

reckon the most slaggy type of woman is the 6/10 woman. pretty enough for a shag but not pretty enough for commitment.

does snapchat also have emojis for 'peng' 'wasteman' etc for you or is that just because im in london?

toilberg just called and asked me to do emergency nightshift at 10 tonight

lads

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you retards think tipping culture is bad but if you never tip then everyone else ends up footing the bill for the lower menu prices wherever you eat

its actually a great thing

hey neurotypical maybe head off to www.reddit.com with your question

It’s only going to cost me a couple thousand but still

Big chunk of my savings just wiped out

“No” ?

thoughts?

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nonstandard suit

throw a japanese silk shirt or a patterned jacket in there or something

I've just started Uni and finished first year

Fucking hell you lot are old

alright
guess i need to get some better shirts then

damn no idea really hard to pick apart that one m8
'dress to impress'? what could that mean? my best guess would be turn up in unwashed trackies and a plain t-shirt or something? I really have no idea

why didn't you go to slovenia instead

>willingly making toilberg angry

hello neetoid

wish i had such strong looking teeth

Hope you work at Aldi because I’ve only got one other person on my night shift tonight and it’s not going to be enough

>topless tinder pics aged 44

Remind me to neck myself if I ever get to this stage in life

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tfw no kitty spencer gf

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Hope you have your Rick Owens ready

HATE high heels

litterally alan

how do I find a cute crossdressing bf

serious and actual question

you're seriously thinking of going to uni just to meet girls?

extra pay?

janny wont like this one bit

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was in switzerland with my mates when A level results came in a few years back

we'd bought some picnic food in Vienna we were planning to eat to save money, but since our results were all good my friends insisted we have a restaurant meal to celebrate because "how expensive can it be?"

we went to the cheapest place we could see - a shabby italian chain

i paid £22 equivalent for a small bowl of spaghetti bolognese

awful people, these Swiss, just awful

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The gf has been sending me amazing looking pictures of Switzerland and obsessing about it for the last year

Thought I’d give her the birthday present she apparently wants

mental hospital

Benched 90kg for 5, new PB, feel pumped up

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>24 today
>As close to 30 as I am to 18
>Still living at home
>Still no gf

Help

this is a blue board

>was in switzerland with my mates when A level results came in a few years back

shut up you utter fucking tory dickhead

Who's the butters tubster on the left? loool

DELTE

not a fan of piercings

Her sisters are better

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giving your opinion without being asked is very unseemly lads

wanna tickle that kot's tummy

your uni's LGBT society
90% of them will be dreadful aspies, look carefully to find the 10% genuinely normal people who have gone there by accident and will never come back again

Well one lid

Stop being a fucking virgin freak and sort your life out mate, pathetic honestly

wont be caught dead what if someone thinks im gay (in fairness i do wear pink jumpers but thats not gay)

How does high cost of living make them awful people?

I mean they are awful, dull people, but not because their restaurants are expensive.

yeah I went there and paid fucking 15 quid equivalent for a burger king meal daylight robbery I tell you

ay hol up treezuh why u not finna take the money dey contractors saved on cladding and give it to doze families who got their relatives burnt up

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should have been to the bavarian alps, austrian alps or slovenia instead

what thge fuck is this this shit meant to be having dinner now and ask where they are and they are still 30 minutes away in the car (assuming no traffic) proper starving

when i was in interlaken i ate mcdonalds and cheap kebabs lol

>Stop being a fucking virgin freak and sort your life out mate, pathetic honestly

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Zara Tindall is objectively the most PENG

I paid about £35 for a burger and beer in Paris once

Those Europeans really know how to screw you

happy birthday x

Vienna is in Austria you utter SPACKER

google images turned up this
better get your tit implants ready

literally only eat at mcdonalds and subway when on holiday

royals used to lead armies and run nations

fucking useless cunts now

Thanks very much lad

switzerland should be carved up between the french commune, the german democratic republic and the italian socialist republic

forgot pic

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stupid go- i mean virgin freak
give all of your money to rentbreg and all of your free time to toilberg, or you're pathetic

shrieking
was it a foie gras burger or something

lost control again

The virgin freak is eating away at my mind every day

Will be in interlaken for a few nights

Tips?

meeting the oneitis tomorrow whilst on 30ug
should be fun

Not really. They function as diplomats and ambassadors now.

grim grim grim gammon

Leave Switzerland to me

Hazz literally fought in the army you fucking SPOON

Kanye just tweeted out an Adam Curtis documentary, The Century of the Self. Pretty good one as well.