Why haven't you invested in SHRIMP yet?

I unironically run a shrimp biz in South America. You need a ISO certificate to be able to import and start getting good money.
Hardest part I would say was getting the initial investment money AND dealing with the fucking shrimp's mafia that is going on around here.
For the initial investment, I just took a big ass loan from the bank which is a joke to pay, since the inflation here is absurd.
I had to contact several people who were already on the biz and surprise surprise, they were the fucking goverment people. Fucking new money faggots owning almost 80% of shrimp farms here.
After some talks and bribes they let me set up an small farm with the condition of paying 3% of the earnings EOY. Fucking extorsionists.
Anyways, started breeding around 10,000 shrimpies and bought them for like $0.10 each (converted from my currency to dollar) in a land/pool that costed me $30k.
I was eager to get my Investment back, it was a hell lot of money here, so started looking for buyers asap.
Found several on Colombia and Aruba, which 5 out of 30 ended up doing biz with me.
Sold them 1kg of frozen shrimps for about $20. Got around 800kgs with those 10,000 shrimps. So, like $16,000 in 1-2 months. Ended up earning like $10,000 after costs and expenses.
>B-but that doesn't seem difficult to do user
That's not it fags.
>EOY comes
>be me chilling at shrimp farm
>see this shitskin approaching
>must be the bribery monkey
>try to swim to escape but too slow
>long ass necked shitskin catches me
>says "where my 3.50 at bitch"

pics or gtfo

To anyone on here wondering if Jow Forums is a place where real information is exchanged, look how fucking fast this thread filled up with semi-plausible shrimp larps.

Shrimp are cute bls don't eat them :DDD

Can anyone help me setup a crawfish arbitrage bot I bought?

shrimp are like koi the patterned ones can be incredibly expensive.

its basically like pokemon they have a pretty fast breeding cycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kōhaku_(fish)

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMEGALUL xddddddddddddd

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I just don’t know what’s real bro
Is Jow Forums now /shrimp/?

>shrimp's mafia
>decked by shit skin
My sides haven't had a good read for a while

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