You wake up in the ice age

brush tundra best tundra

shoot any snowmonkey that tries to come through the alps in search of a warmer climate or warmer sea, especially if blonde or blue eyed

my lands are sacred, God gave it to me, nordniggers should not desecrate them

*freezes solid at 10ºC*

You came from Africa, Nordoids were indistinguishable from Italians in that time both worshiped the same God
Pic italian

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*eats a mammoth burger in his NEET cave and faps to stick figures*

Jupiter/zeus

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Viking coin with Oodins crow.

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I wish those pale skin blue eye people would leave Europe or speak the fucking language.

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i go back to sleep

Roman Legia with Jupiters eagle Aquila

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Jupiter/Zeus/Odin/Perun the same people.

*gets mauled by sabertooth tiger*

live peacfully north from caspian

Literal face of Roman.

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"Damn, that crazy bearded faggot was right"

*dies because I don't have blue eyes*

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wake up exactly where I am? cause i would be dead

well forests look better than towns

that would genuinely improve my quality of life

>tfw not living the tribe life

bit chilly

based

Would those who lived in the italian peninsula kill the barbarian immigrant sandmonkey that you are?

Also fucking christians very days/planets are non Jewish and Europeans.

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I can host 2 cute Nordic cute bois

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Nah. Tyr was actually the head god of the Germanic pantheon at the time of Zeus and Jupiter: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_religion#Heavenly_deities
Odin became the head god in Norse mythology AFAIK, and Norse mythology appeared long after the fall of the Roman empire.

>mythology
They are faiths not myths.

Infidel semite.

Fucking great, I'm under 4 kilometers of ice...

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Same thing.

You would be in Iberia/Italia.

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Not if I wake up in the ice age. Says nothing about me actually being part of the migrating people or anything so I will assume I wake up where I am right now, just between 110 000 -10 000 years ago.

Were*

great, now i'm even further away from the seacoast

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Are.

Grab my bike and go home, like every time these threads are made, although it suddenly might be a bit colder.

t.undra

btw
why the fuck y'all talking about romans, greeks and vikings when they didn't even exist back then?
who started this

We are inspired by our great God today just as in the past, he will inspire us to truth.

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My aRomanian brothers,
we must build a giant wall to protect our selves from the while walkers

Find Thulsa Doom and plant an axe in his skull, then be like URRRRRRGH!

this is not an ice age retard, it is a glacial maximum. We are in an ice age now.

>we are in an ice age now

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He's right. We are in a late ice age called the Holocene.

What do you think makes up Antarctica? And Greenland? Earth rarely has ice at the poles. The Quaternary has been mostly an ice age. The reason we have this is due to low concentrations of greenhouse gases like CO2 and Methane that have typically been much higher

Was Atlantis around 10000bc?

actually we're in the atomic bomb age now
the Anthropocene

Flee to the south in Anatolia to be together with my BLACK brothers.

Atlantis doesn't exist, Plato sucked at translating egyptian to greek that's all

Tundra doesn't sound that bad

its still an ice age, in Geological terms. also the Anthropocene only starts with the nukes if you think it does, it isn't strictly defined. personally I think it should be considered from the point we build boats and sailed to Australia (where we wiped out the Megafauna)

>as ive done for hundreds of thousands of years
you are quite old I see, how come you can't speak any language?

wiping out the megafauna doesn't reshape the land geologically
blowing away lots of megatons on those bomb testing sites at Siberia and the Pacific does instead, methinks
oh, and industrial mining too
arguably, you could say that the Hanging Gardens and the first human-made dams and canals were the beginning of the Anthropocene
you're right. it's hard to define a start

finally i can iceskate again

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