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this beats Alex's tbf

you are mom a gay

i dress exactly like that guy. dark clothes with the hoodie and blue jeans.

is that bad

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listening to Lil Xan again, so fucking good

yes

When i bought ciggies the other day the gas station man didn't even card me
Guess i look older than 21 even though I'm 19

not unless you're CHAD

which i doubt because your dress sense would be on fleek

got a girl with a blood fetish to cut herself and send pictures of her bleeding thighs because i was horny

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why didn't he put it in her shit hole

open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

No mate, you've probably been ID'd there before. OR he couldn't be arsed.

Stupid fucking cunt

>Messi got Icardi out of the World Cup squad

What an autistic wee twat he really is

if you're over 17 and wear hoodies castrate yourself unless you have a great frame and face

YEEEEE BOYYYY

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no buddy hahah
*scrawls down your IP address*
*dials the FBI*
hello I've got an incel terrorist freak here. yes? twenty minutes you say? understood, god bless!

What would you say to wear instead?

always thought cigs were still 18 in yankland
state

This was my first time buying them
There was a different guy too
I think he was forgien so he couldn't be arsed
Maybe it helps that i have a beard

got ID'd buying ciggies earlier
i'm 28

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built like canary wharf

develop your own fashion sense

When I see overweight slags like that pornstar I can't help but think about their diet which is likely crisps, cakes and other processed carbs and that thought turns me off them at least as much as their physical appearance

What is wrong with me?

IS race a social construct?

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6'5 and built like a salford tower block

what if your own fashion sense includes hoodies

Not including hoodies?

she cute

didn't even get IDd at 18

I'm 22 and haven't been ID'd at a shop since I was 18

edgiest thing I ever did was from 2011-2014 I pyschologically manipulated and ruined this girl online by repeatedly calling her a cat, claiming she was a cat, every single day for 3 years. Sometimes if she was talking in a group I'd just yawn and screech over her REE REEE IM A CAT MEOW MEOW

it really did get to her, one day i was doing the usual rounds on her, torturing her to such an extent she burst out crying and wailed in despair in a large chat group and she couldnt take the bullying anymore

Was buying cigs at 14 you cunts

everyone is disgusted by fat people ur nuthin special m8

yes and no

all the best people are dead

reminder to NEVER defend or help women

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26 and I get IDd about 70% of the time

feels okay, I don't look like a child, just young.

i am the grime scene saviour

not me

hat

my boss is a 17yo girl and i caught her checking out my bum today lol

wearing a hoodie right now

Imagine getting involved in other people's business
Grim

all my best semen are dead

are rasheed corner stores more or less relaxed about ID checks?

I don't get ID'd because I buy grown up things

Who's your pick for the world cup lads

Increasingly convinced that Belgium will reach the final

twat

same, used to be the tall lad that would go in the paki shop to buy booze for everyone on a friday night

they do that because they have too not because you look young
they might have thought you looked like someone who would give them shit legally for not doing it or something

>you need to develop your own fashion sense bro

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look at this newt

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i also wear converse with my jeans and hoodies but i look really young so i thought it worked

might start wearing flannel

His fault for being a wee worm who got his head knocked in

once told a girl she was responsible for the death of billions of sperm cells

They changed it to 21 for my county

*pushes you to the edge*

Jow Forums BTFO

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But you're not Slowthai or Kamakaze? :s

fucks sake couldn't you have just raped her or something

they're shite. everyone's shite

in this case you absolutely light the fucker up, not even being edgy or anything
just jump the bastard as he's walking home and fill him in, doesn't matter if he's bigger than you if you take a cricket bat to his kneecap

honestly dressed like shit before LSD
huge wakeup call

You should be at least 18 to post here.

It got to the point where i did get pics of her feet so it ended happily.

>talking to buddy about cars
>ask if he's driven manual
>he says "twice, its hard"
gas yanks unironically

i have good taste in the music
youtu.be/s_5-eID-U-g

No, you SHOULD be 18.

Fuck off you underage twat

Portugal
Good post

Think I might prefer drinking alone rather than out. Can wank myself into a coma, listen to nice music or just sit and enjoy the buzz. If I want to talk to people I just come on /brit/ or message people on interpals.

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going to start wearing fleeces

demi lovato has a nice bum

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t. wears hemp trousers and Fat Face t-shirts

Christ you're pig ugly

haha no. not with martinez at the helm
they will crash out in the ro16

brazil will win

>just jump the bastard as he's walking home and fill him in, doesn't matter if he's bigger than you if you take a cricket bat to his kneecap

The words of a manlet, To correct this very short user, yes it does matter how big he is, and yes you should be afraid if you're a weed in comparison because he is bigger and therefore stronger.

kin ell

Alright. Why then?

good advice

look at this кoт

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17 year old girls drive manual to a passable (probably don't know what rev matching/heel and toe are but that's not really too necessary for pootling) standard here, how the fuck do seppos find it hard?

leftypol are pathetic spamming twats but i have to admit they do make some pretty good choons

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brother of kal el

benzos running low

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I love Icelanders the most

that guy is FUBAR