ATTENTION

ATTENTION
BITCOIN IS MOONING
ATTENTION
BITCOIN IS MOONING
RIP BART TRADERS

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these buy wall just flashing

fell for it

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You're an idiot, this entire "boom" is orchestrated by the exchanges to lure guillible idiots into longing. Once the number of longs massively exceed the number of shorters bittrex will wrap up the MEGAbart in one single shot back to 6k

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>longing
Only idiots would margin trade (long or short) right now.

I wish I knew what the fuck longing and shorting are. I am so clueless about this stuff. I don't even know what II don't know.

investopedia.com/university/margin/

It's basically borrowing money to trade. It's risky because the more you borrow, the higher the risk that you get liquidated (you can lose all your money if price goes against your position).

longing = buy high sell low
shorting = sell low buy high

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Thanks anons.

>It's basically borrowing money to trade.
Well, as much a noob as I am, I gotta say this: Fuck. That. Shit.

As Geralt of Rivia once said, "there's no such thing as attractive loan terms, Vimme" (to a dwarf moneylender that was trying to loan him money).

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

its not that bad if you are not gambler and use only 3x 5x leverage you will not get liquiadet

I recognized this and clapped!

They always flash on binance

Investopedia looks promising. I wish I could afford all those Academy courses.

just download some torrent

cringe

Probably what I'll end up doing.

BART BTFO

How did Bart even become a thing around here? What's the story behind that?

The distinct bart chart pattern devouring anons money

>ATTENTION BITCOIN IS MOONING
>Price on GDAX: $8254


The absolute state of delusional non-BARTers

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>lel i'll tell user to get out because he said around here
>i think that people never start hanging out in new boards
>i also suck every cock i come across

Shig mah dig, nig.

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XRP is mooning

Fuck i wish i still had photoshop. Paint is a fucking pain in the ass.

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You are going to cream yourself when I show you this

Pixlr.com/editor

Web based version of photoshop for free.

kek nice