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reminder that unconquered SIAM is the greatest country in the region edition.

country ranking:
1)Thailand
>Never colonized, based monarchy, have our own script and rich culture, good food, big army and economy
2)Burma
>Colonized by Brits, but retain most culture. Based Buddhist that dont tolerate Muslims.
3)Laos
>Literally Thailand 2.0 communist edition
4)Vietnam
>cucked by French and even have some catholics but still better than rest
5)Indonesia
>Shitty Muslim but based for retaining pre-Islamic culture
6)Cambodia
>culture is ripoff of Thailand. jungle monkeys
7)Malaysia
>sad alternate history Indonesia that fully got Arabized with shitty chink and indian migrants
8)Phillip-ines
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

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Revert from Islam my asean brothers,

The Dharma is the way. Allah is an Arab cunt

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Indeed. Siamese ladybois are delish. Carry on.

>8)Phillip-ines
>HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
W-what did he mean by this?

First for thighs and ass in China dress

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Why did you make this thread Thaianon? The other thread still hasn't hit bump limit.

At least the Philippines aren't muslim. Catholic/Christian is objectively much better than Muslim.

But Malaysia and Brunei are BY FAR the best countries in SE Asia

>Brunei
A shithole with a rich monarch thanks to all the oilmonies.

>Malaysia
Only decent thanks to the Chink minority. It's decent in SPITE of Malays, not thanks to them.

Thailand is he lowliest of the Mainland ASEAN countries, sex slave cucks for white sexpats. Vietnam BTFO fr*Nchoids and amerimuttlardasses while Thais suck American cock, literally and figuratively.

Still better than Malay mudshit cunts though.

So which thread should be use? This one or the other one?

Philippines has only been conquered because of Tagalog cucks who chooses to be colonized by Spics.
Slavery genes is prominent among tagalogs as they live these days as modern day sex slaves to sex tourists.

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>be Visayan
>speak the language of the Tagalogs

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I made this meme for this exact purpose 555555555

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>Be Visayan
>Kill the first spanish conquistador
>immoralized in history
>mfw when my effort has been in vain because of spineless sex slave ancestors called tagalogs

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Filipino anthem is cool. I wish they could have retained their culture though

What habbened?

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You made a new /asean/ thread too early lah. You could have at least waited for the other one to hit 300 posts.

There are more than one explorer

Bisayan are the original spic and american sex slaves

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>Be Visayan
>Drink Spic Cum and Blood
>Got BTFO and conquered by spics anyway
>Immortalized in history as the original cucks and sex slaves
>mfw the immortalize it with festival and statue

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Man, I wish we had more decent tacos and burritos here.

Catholics are nbd and fit in well
It's Protestants that are the problem
I reported an American preacher ones because he would leave me along in trying to convert me
He's probably in a gulag by now :^)

MFW when im half filipino half Norwegian. why couldnt i be a pure snownigger. i dont even like the phillipines and half my genetics are there.

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Your dad liked the Philippines

My mom is retarded. i cant help it. i was born by a whore and a psychopath.

It couldve been his mom
At least youre not half pajeet

is India that bad?

based

>t. filthy pinoy who refuses to live in his third world shithole yet somehow thinks he has any right to so much as speak of the Kingdom

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I dont know Ive never been to India but girls hate Indians.

Vietnam is superior because it is Austroasiatic culture blended with sinicism while it's neighbors are poo in loo faggots.

Thailand was mentally and sexually colonized by American cocks

awww, ok i understand. i mostly look Norwegian(I think). but still no girlfren though

What’s the color of your pubes?

be Phillipines. get cucked by colonialisme for centuries.

be Norway. get fucked by black plague. later get cucked by the danes for centuries because almost half the population vanished.

100% of my genes are cucked.

wtf is this question? ok i will answer. light brown

Thanks for answering. Now I can sleep soundly tonight.

why? what do you want?

พวกฟิลิปปินส์ไม่ใช่คนเอเชีย 555

>1)Thailand
>Never colonized
I colonizing it every December.

based russian. one day i will colonize Japan.

>still named after a foreign king
>too many languages (all them shitty)
>weakest military in the world
>can't endure a typhoon without losing thousands
>can't recover from a typhoon even years after it hits
>literally the most dangerous place on earth for journalists
>Catholicism (lol)
>most mongrel genetics in the world
>can't rescue hostages without killing them
>humps America's leg to this day even after America genocided them from 1899-1902
>now tries to hump China’s leg, too scared to defend its own maritime territory
>accent sounds like bastardized island spic
>endless diaspora because no one wants to live there
>still try to act proud of the islands you refuse to inhabit

Philippines is a country of monkeys and TRANNIES THAT GET CHOKED OUT AND DROWNED BY AMERICAN MARINES.

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Only because your women are so unfuckable.

>mfw brothels selling Russian women go out of business here

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Only because I don't need to do anything to get laid in Thailand. I don't even need money. Easiest sex ever. Too bad I'm not a freelancer, so I could move to Thai.

This is sad but true

>I don't even need money
When you lie on the internet, you only lie to yourself.

I'm not a flip monkey, I hate them more than Thais. I don't like arrogant Thais either but truthfully I still have a shred respect for them, while I believe Flips to be pathetic.

Phillipine is christian shithole.same with thailand but buddhist

America is named after an Italian explorer, and Colombia is named after another European explorer, but you don't see them complaining about their names, do they?

Phillipines should really change name. the name just remind me of its shitty backround.

The Italian explorer never conquered the Anglo settlers and is what set the work for Anglos to be able to come over. Columbia is as pathetic as the Philippines.

Oh come on, you just need to be young, white and not fat and all the thai girls are yours.

There was once a push to change it to "Maharlika", but people made fun of it because of claims that it literally means "great penis" in Sanskrit.

then another name. a name that suits your languages.

You niggers are pathetic
stay mad proto-chinkie faggots

Also, "Indonesia", "Malaysia", "Micronesia", etc. were all given by foreigners, but the locals adopted them anyway.

when i was in the phillipines the locals thought i was a american white tourist. does this mean it would work on me.

How you been to Thailand Yereman?

Not third world. Second world. Soon to be first world.

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Mongolia couldn't successfully take over Vietnam but they take over parts of Pooland, you have more mongoloid blood than me LOL

>never colonized
>still a shithole
LMAO

"Katagalugan" was considered by the Katipuneros, but I assume the other regions would be against that.

One time and i didnt like it

I've been to Thailand only, so can't really say.

>Second world
Actually Third World since that historically referred to (at least in theory) non-aligned countries or those who were not Western (First World) or Communist (Second World). Seriously though those world terms are already outdated, the more modern terms would be "developing countries", "newly industrialized countries", and "developed countries".

its better then Phillipines in my opinion

I dont Thailand is that bad but your hdi is lower than China's and your GDP per capita isnt close. 1st world is a long ways off especially since like Malaysia theres no growth.

Kingdom of Bisaya sounds nice

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great. to truly make a difference we would need to make it popular. but i cant do it since im not a filipino.

Obsolete term. Has no relevance today.

Words change meaning like the word "gay".

lol its ripped with political bullshit
bisaya means slaves

Outdated. You should have placed the chinks

Where did you go?

t.wannakum wachingporn

My aunt is named Wannaporn and my friend thought she was a pornstar lol

funny. i have a relative whos name is Bing.

you can't even operate an aircraft carrier and you have one

Why are bisayans boxing fanatics?

Go home Jek

i have a question for filipino anons. when i visited Cebu in a neighborhood where my filipino side of family lived we would go to this shop. they said i needed to say ohayo when going to the shop to say hello. isn't this Japanese? or is this just a dumb coincidence. it would be weird if they had borrowed Japanese words.

-Rothschilds bow to Dutertes
-In contact with anitos and angels
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control Philippines with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Dutertegrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Duterte babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Malaysian Chinese School & Singapore Clandestine Research Centres
-Ancient Vatican scriptures tell of an angel from the east who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Dutertebots inside you right now
-is in regular communication with the Xi Jinping and Donald Trump, working both against each other. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Trump & Kim Jong Un's peace meetings literally a few days later to the Duterte Residence in Davao?
-They learned fluent French and Spanish in a wekk
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Duterte
-he is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-he is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

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>You likely have Dutertebots inside you right now
Fug

I don’t know about the bisayan dialect. Maybe they’re messing with you. But the thing about those window stores is that you just have to get the attention of the clerk to be served.

yeah. i dont know. it not that importent either. its just weird as hell.

laper gan

Isn't Thailand's culture a rip-off of Cambodias?

Short history lesson.
When Tai farmers came south from the mountain they adopted the highculture of the native Mon and Khmer civilisations. It obviously evolved into its unique culture afterwards.

After that Thailand destroyed Angkor way in 15th century and almost all Khmer highculture died out. Siam annexed Khmer and eventually they adopted our culture.

The "Khmer culture is Original" is French Western propaganda BS from 19th century as an excuse to try to annex Thai land.

>The Dharma is the way.
Is it just me or is a dharmic-daoitic renaissance in the making?

is asian the same thing as asean?

Also:
>pizza capital of the world
Not that I want to see their pizza, but I wonder how the quality of the photography is compared to other cunt's pizzas.

>9
ASEAN is just the version of EU we have has

>is asian the same thing as asean?
All ASEAN cunts are AZN. But all AZN cunts aren't ASEAN.

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You're Australian. You are trolling

I am sick for you guys because every time I open Jow Forums and it's about Philippines there all are tagalog slum pagpag comments or post. I'm Tagalog guy and fortunately for us, there are "very few" non poor tagalogs in which happen when fucked up opening bar and nightclub business 30 years ago. Since then we lived with that worst reputation in which we generate large tourism income. However, I've found that Tagalog Lands is more than just sexual fantasy land for the perv. We might seem stubborn and arrogance, compare to our neighbor, but we always learn about what happen to the world. Tagalog women who also working abroad are also marked by your standard as "whore". And I've seen it right in my face. You don't want to have your mother been called as a hooker as well right? And one thing for the Tagalogs, they work hard, they are creative and professional. As a Tagalog guy I've accepted their extraordinary skills. I hope one day you would have more respect for them or Tagalog society soon,

masuk angin pengen muntah

gu gu jiao

Chang ching chung cheng, too.

>5)Indonesia
Why do you rate our country?

Kerokan

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is
This, Indonesia is a BLACK country.

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Aside from Alegria gas and oil fields in Cebu, there is another place in Mindanao which holds billions of dollars of natural gas.

The vast reservoir of natural gas can be found in Liguasan Marsh, a 220,000 hectares of land which lies along the provinces of North Cotabato and Mindanao.

According to Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF) Chairman Nur Misuari, the Americans who estimated the earnings from the natural gas of Liguasan once explored will amount $580 billion (P30-T)

“Kung i- convert yan sa ating pera, aabot yan ng trillion pesos”, Misuari told GMA News in 2008.

Aside from its rich oil reserved, the marsh is also rich in wildlife, and different species are living in the said place.

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