I like my neighbors (Peru is the cutest) but do they realize that we could defeat them easily in a war...

>There are drones and nukes nowadays.
You are an idiot if you think a war can be won without boots on the ground

Brazil doesn't have them

Also you can bomb a city but if you cannot take it with infantry the city will be still under enemy control. Just look at how long it took Syria and Russia to take Aleppo

>We have the most potable water in the world
>Not Fiji or Canada

We have the biggest aquifer in the world
>he Guarani Aquifer is the largest underground aquifer in the world and the third largest underground water reserve in the world. The Aquifer, named after the Guarani Peoples, lies underneath a huge region of land that stretches across Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay and Argentina.

>Brazil has nearly a fifth of the world’s water reserves

>brazil doesn't have them
We could buy them at any fucking time we needed them. Sometimes I wonder if you people have some type of brain damage.

> we could defeat them easily in a war
is this a thing nowadays? I think your country is more successful if it has Nobel prize winners, human rights and technologies.

Our army has the most technology in South America
and we have a fields medal

But you can’t. You can’t afford drones, you’re too poor.
And you can’t buy nukes, legally anyway. Even if you have nukes, you need a delivery system.
If you have both and launch a nuke, you’ll become USA’s 52st state

don't think this is something to be proud of though

>We could buy them

lol no. you couldn't afford a war

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We could afford a war against any country in South America. This is just common sense. You'd have to be insane to think the biggest economy in south america would lose to a bunch of midgets

of course you would lose.
you couldn't move enough soldiers to the border to begin with.
even if you have an initial success, you will lose in the long run, because you couldn't finance the war.

unless the invaded country surrended in a few weeks (wich will never happen) you will lose.

Can you beat us faget

you guys don't have drones?? wtf? why are you guys so fucking arcaic and poor

USSR lost against Afghanistan, USA lost against Vietnam, and they were the biggest powers in the world

Brazil is far from being the iggest power in the world. They'll probably lose in an offensive war in rough terrain

jej you have literally 0 basis to claim this other than wishful thinking

Why would they do that? They would certainly die without warm clothes

>jej you have literally 0 basis

pic related.

you would need months to take buenos aires, and even if you do it, the capital would be move 1000km away, and you would need another year to reach it.

we are not in europe or the middle east, our countries are huge, and you could never take all of it.

You have trouble keeping your own country under control, let alone others lol

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No, but we did beat you when you tried to colonize us (we shouldn't because you were better than the portuguese)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch–Portuguese_War

>the most potable water in the world
Source?

We often mock them with bananas in /nederdraad/.
They might snap one day who knows

Again, this is such a shallow analysis. That is our country going through the democracy route. We were a dictatorship until 1988. If we were in a war mode we'd get in shape fast.

We retreated because it smelt like shit. You didn’t beat us, there’s a difference.

Childish response. The Dutch really wanted to colonize here and did so for 20 years but got defeated.

We planted our seed for 20 years in your women and moved on. Then we gave it to the cuckboi poortugal.
We didn’t lose shit

And both are the safest countries in south america, really makes me think

>From 1630 onward, the Dutch Republic conquered almost half of Brazil's settled European area at the time, with their capital in Recife. The Dutch West India Company (WIC) set up their headquarters in Recife. The governor, Johan Maurits, invited artists and scientists to the colony to help promote Brazil and increase immigration. However, the tide turned against the Dutch when the Portuguese won a significant victory at the Second Battle of Guararapes in 1649. On 26 January 1654, the Dutch surrendered and signed the capitulation, but only as a provisional pact.

tl;dr lol
Tbh i dont know shit about Dutch history nor do I give a shit
I’m here for the govnerment neetbucks and when I’m done studying I’m getting the fuck outta dodge

qz.com/351145/brazil-has-more-freshwater-than-any-other-country-but-its-biggest-city-is-running-dry/

sweetie, you can't do war, daddy USA would put you back in your place within days.

bases

Daddy USA is too busy sucking jew dick and building a wall
They barely interfere in Syria

they would interfere, Latin America is the most relevant region to Americans

Nothing quite says "being war-ready" like having your biggest city running out of water

I’m sure, that’s why they’re building a 50 foot wall between USA and Latin America

This site says we have a drone industry that moves R$ 300 million (81 million dollars)
em.com.br/app/noticia/economia/2018/05/17/internas_economia,959372/industria-de-drones-movimenta-r-300-milhoes-no-brasil.shtml

>.br
Biased as fuck

Never heard of the Murray doctrine? USA is obliged to act against any power that attacks a Latin American country, even if the aggressor is another Latin American country

The only other place in the world the USA cares about this much is the other NATO members

It's an article from 2015, dumbass.

Now you're trolling. Why would a site from here be biased about some data about drones? Wtf lmao. We're not some propaganda country like China or Russia.

I meant Monroe doctrine whatever

they don and wouldn't give a fuck, look at venezuela

No, but why do they give a shit? They want to get rid off them but also protect them at the same time

What

>argentinian education

wall won't happen, it's just a dumb thing Drumpf said to gain voters. The amount of natural resources Latam has and the amount of money we do due drugs make us unique and a gold mine for any world power

Ah yes, the far away year of 2015
I bet Brazil is pretty much 1st world now, 3 years later

You’re a literal dictatorship, are you fucking kidding me?
Besides no hablo portugues mi amigo, i can’t verify your shit but cono bo mama

Because they don't want to have strong rivals in their own continent, just a few miles from them.

It's more of a divide and conquer strategy

>implying Tr*mp would care about death of some latinos

idk if they would help

You have a low iq, dude. The article was saying that SP was going through a drought. It ended in 2016. What the fuck does that have to do with being first world? You can't think, dude.

they don't do anything now.

USA isn't run by Trump.

I agree t b h family. Peru a cute

No, we aren't a dictatorship. Why the fuck would you think that. BTW one of the reaction after the dictatorship ended was 12 years of populism and only now we're getting out of that. Our media is very critical of government.

Not to mention Cuba. Still considered a terrorist state.
Why don’t they interfere?

You need to be able to supply basic shit, like water and food, if you want to pretend you can undertake something like a war, and if all it takes for the country sitting in one of the biggest drinkable water reserves to have its biggest city go dry, there's clearly a logistics problem.
After all, your army will be managed by Brazilians, that's a huge drawback lmao

Because they have already interfered and they were defeated

Bay of Pigs, never heard of it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droughts_in_California

WOW I guess the USA is third world

They weren’t defeated, Russia put out some missiles there and USA shit their pants.
Since then it’s Cold War

That's what you call strategic defeat

When will Brazil stop being a shithole and claim it’s rightful place as a global power?

>implying it isn't
lmao

We don't need make a war against this shitholes.

Falklands?

The aggressor was Argentina

The only times the Monroe doctrine has been used is when European powers had interests in the Americas that the Americans wanted, they didn't give a fuck as soon as they lost interest.

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I know that feel

It's the truth that you won't admit because of your Argie pride.

>brazilians unironically have a manifest destiny mentality
wew

And here I thought we were your cutest neighbour :(

lmao 1 Uruguayan with a plastic disposable knife could kill 200 br*zilians with full body armor and automatic weapons in 5 minutes

These macacos are delusional

I deal in facts.
We're one of the countries withmost resources of ANY country in the world
we have a 1.8 trillion GDP
200 millions people
largest army with the most technology in south america
We've actually participated in WWII

Perú thinks that all of their little sister countries are pretty cute too.

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>we participated in WWII
Sending token troops doesn't count, Joao Pires

See the pic in this post

>1945
Nigga the Axis were all but dead, no wonder Brazil won that conflict, it's not fair beating up dead people.

excuses

I'm sorry, I've been enlightened to Brazilian greatness, let me join the huehue Empire once you take over South America with your military.

Cute.

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