This TERRIEFIES and INFURIATES the non-European

This TERRIEFIES and INFURIATES the non-European

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Don't you have castles in Latvia?

Lithuania stole all their castles

based europoster

This one was prettier. We have some, but there are more manors and a few palaces.

Fucking castles
im literally shaking
fuck you STONE CITADELS OF DEVIL

What are those triangles sticking out from the side of the bridge?

How do West Asian castles from Russia look like?

Can we have a comfy little castles thread? Because I fucking love comfy little castles like pic related.

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south italy is aesthetic

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Sorry we only have big castles

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we didnt have any castles, only temporary forts called kremlins

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Why don't people build castles any more?

they do tho
this guy has built a castle with his own two hands during the span of some 50 years. the building is still not finished however, so now his sons are trying to finish the construction from the money they get from admission fees

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Riga is unironically better

Most castles in Greece are archaic and were built during Latin administration. The Byzantines and Ottomans really had other philosophies.

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why couldn't they make a stone bridge instead of cheaping out whit this disney land prop?

all our small castles are built by danes for some reason

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sweet!

We even build castle ruins new

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Would you like to spend like 100 hours in simple maintenance and cleaning every week on your house?

this. thats why tiny comfy castles are better.

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Imagine the bills to heat it

>temporary

that would still take ages to clean if you don't have servants

Na, it's more like a large farm house.

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I can't wait for the day when building a castle with internet connectivity costs as much as building a house in this day and age.

I look forward to being a neo-feudal overlord of a small cadré of androids.

I cant even bother cleaning my room and you say na?

based spires

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but but cleaning stuff is fun!

this is me when I cant avoid cleaning anymore. What is your secret?

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I like sweeping stuff but organizing clothes and mopping is boring

If tourists become too aggressive they can burn the bridge down.

Based Castello di Torrechiara

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I just cant do it. I feel the life draining away from me when I clean..

lol

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I like this castle

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I think i saw this or a similar castle in italy for sale for around 3 milion euros.

Most of the time it's a good thing because the private owner takes better care of it

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I see

CUTE!

in recent years our BASED gov has spent millions of euros on castle reconstructions, cucking rootless eurocrats out of their money

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Loket castle

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could this be considered a castle? it's a small as fuck town in northern italy and it's the comfiest place I've ever been to

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This is a very uninspiring castle

>no tower
What's the point?

that would be considered a hamlet

Nice, keep up the good work
There is a castle in France being built entirely from scratch using only materials available during medieval times. It's actually almost finished, been going on for 25 years iirc. It's being used as a way to train students on how to do restoration repairs on (real) castles.

the scenery is what makes it

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Its a walled town, not a castle m8.

Yes, Guédelon castle in Burgundy, it’s a case of studying archeology through the reenactment of the XIIth century building technologies
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Very neat desu. Wish more projects like this were done.

>t. russian school english teacher

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Me too, it makes my peepee very hard :)

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Mothe - Chandeniers

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Chenonceau

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Grappling hook spots for the Assassin's Creed level.

>all those castlelets

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It actually fascinates me

Too bad you’re a new worlder

;^)

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all these mcmansion castles, lmao

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come at me bro

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hello brother

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good one

plz

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Are castle-monasteries welcome?

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Most British castles are kind of boring desu.

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Assuming only the left building is the castle, Pretty good. too.

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this is defo not a castle

pls don't go full autist like you do with food and accept that castle styles differ in other countries.

i mean it's pretty but it's 100% not a castle

No it doesn't. They smugly think it will be theirs within 1-2 generations (and they might be right).

>built in the XVII century
>no towers
>no walls
>no stone
hey guys check my castle, ain't it cool?

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That looks more like a palace or a mansion or a train station rather than a castle.

smol boi

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um, think again sweetie.

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partially renovated castle near where i live
it's humble :)

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Palace and castle is the same shit

dude seriously?

nice
pic rel is a lesser known one

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This is a great castle. I visited it a few years ago but a third of it was under renovation. Looks nice when it's foggy too. A bit out of the ways from the major tourist routes though.

>swedes like to mix things up
shocking

if is a castle, is a caste

i hope it's reconstructed one day

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well they're both not

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It's literally called elvaston castle and country park, m8
pic rel is newcastle castle though

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at least that one has battlements, yours is straight up a palace

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>newcastle castle

>tfw you're late for your appointment with the wicker man

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>battlements
if you look closely its only for decoration and its still called a castle.
You probably wont call pic related a castle either just because it doesn't have a shitty tower.

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castle of my town

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I know mate, belter of a name

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from another angle and daytime

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>that cheap discount copy

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