New /brit/ thread
big fan
I hate britoids.
fucking chequed.
Look outside at the raincoats come and say oh
>Feeling a bit down there working at my company goy? Try the new anti-depressants made by Porky Medical Co!
wow
FOR ANTS
did the numbers repeat?
waited too long thinking this would load
Brits are the most retarded of all Anglos
the numbers say no, let me run it through the books again,
edition btfw decorum
>€
would have sworn these were american
...
thx
i managed to get 5 divs of inf pumping out continuously starting in 36 but i had trouble producing enough tanks to support more than 2 panzers
also redesigning divisions costs experience doesnt it? which you dont have a lot of to begin with
Ah yes the Algerian gnome
This was before the hair implants.
how do I become a /brit/lebrity?
Is it true that 190cm necked himself?
yeah it does I think I misread you that's why I started talking about that
the default divisions are fine
livestream your suicide
Breakfast
>3 large bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes with whole make
>8 Mr Kipling lemon slices
>4 tesco blueberry scones with jam and cream
rate, should be enough to tide me over until lunch
Alan is alright tbf
cool, cool
this evening i shall ruin poland
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life & realize there's nothing left.
nah
he said he would but he doesn't have the balls because he loves the abuse he gets too much
be laughably pathetic
Naw, what else?
I have whole make with porridge.
alri fatty
Move to Thailand.
Think Mummy is getting KFC for din dins lads. I fucking hope she orders the right deal this time.
like the Mexican-Italian retard?
having lived in multiple countries for 1+years, I really feel like a vital part of a healthy psyche is that "sense of belonging"
As in where you can connect with practically anyone relatively easily.
I feel in foreign countries, even if you speak to the language with some fluency, you still never really belong and lack that "cultural connection" with the people
Kinda hard to explain tbf
>not cele/brit/y
fucked it mate, big time
fuck man whatever you can connect the dots
aw fuck
wtf.
mornin lads
never should have come here
Morning lad. What's the plan for today?
i think you explained it just fine
it's probably much worse in asian countries since asian societies are robot like, lost in translation is about this phenomenon for instance
had a post, decided against posting it, but had already filled in the captcha and i'm not wasting it so here's my post
melatonin didn't work last night, so now i've got the same groggy feeling in my head that you get the morning after taking it, but on no sleep
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Have no idea what I will do when my parents pass 2bh. Scary thought that, I might end up in a disability care center. Fuck that.
made cummies on the gf 3 times last night hehe
Might just kill myself
t. me, re: Jow Forums
wish it were me (doing the cummies)
you don't get anything done by planning
not experienced it personally since i admittedly live in a bit of a bubble with other foreigners, but talking to those who have worked in china before i met them, they all say the same thing
however, i was surprised at how great the cultural connections I've had to continental europeans have been
not quite as close as brits, aussies, and kiwis, but i'd say as close as americans and possibly even closer
>ywn make cummies with a girl
>tfw no girl will ever want to be with you.
this is why i can't socialise with anyone, i can't bring myself to pretend to give a shit about what they're up to
you don't count each individual drop lad
una vela...
don't chat to girls about uni it dries them up
she looks like a bloke too btw
Mum's watching the Wright Stuff
I just want to know what course and maybe which uni, it's a small bit of basic info
they know me round here as the 5'4 diego riveria but uglier lookalike
WHY SO YOU CAN STALK HER YOU SICK FUCK?
THIS, no work, no uni, talk to them about netflix or some normoid shit
don't use tinder because i'm afraid of my reaction when i show up to a date and they realise that i'm an uber manlet
Quick type "pls respond" we the knife emoji
why do you care you're trying to shag her
youtube.com
spooky face woman
get him lad
Can hear the house vibrating at night. I have to sleep with soft music on to drowned the sound out.
same but replace height with awful social skills and premature balding
literally and unironically me
why do you always wear oversized shirts
watched a spooky film
didn't sleep well last night, left a twitch stream on my laptop so I didn't feel alone
Told my parents next month I don't want my birthday celebrated at all.
I want a connection or the sex is no good
grow up
what film
turtle just stole my girl in the pound bakery
i've always been australian
don't think there'll ever be a time in my life when i'm not australian (except on st pattie's day when i'm irish)
just hint it in a jokey, self deprecating way on your profile
>twitch stream
What one? I like some of the Japan IRL streams. Seems comfy. I watch the normies.
aliens
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
love are turtle
some girls have penises
Listening to the turtle anthem
youtu.be
like them
boring uni small talk isn't a connection
why do prison inmates hide things up their bum
A spooky film for the lads.
this a deleted scene of andy garcia in godfather 3?
It's called "funny games" not spooky, but very VERY creepy, made sure all doors and windows were locked
just some random stream, hearing a voice soothes you when you are spooked
wish pint gf would start streaming
getting lonely
I fall asleep to a twitch stream every single night
i don't like pakis, and think they should be made to go back to pakistan
but then i am a flawed man, and will freely admit that i'm not always right