>*blocks your path*
'>'where do you think you're going, pendejo?''
what do?
*blocks your path*
LETS RACE MIX NOW UNDER THE PALM TREES
Get her a better fitting bra, brah.
On my way whore *punch*
Nice try. Argentine beaches are horrible.
Did you just call me stupid? :(
"What's a pendejo? Can I please go on my way?"
straight into your warm pusy
...sorry.
*stares awkwardly*
>tfw no gf
y-you too
Was it autism?
no speaku englishu
>eating before went to a pool
Enjoy drown because you had a cramp...
yes
tell here she's not white and go away
Disgusting swarthy skin
at least jordanians can build straight towers
Yes, this happen quite frequently.
My friend dads drown in less than a meter of water because he went to swim in a river after eat.
>implying you know anything about being straight
I was going to the sperm bank, but I can donate it to you instead if you want.
yes know eat drown no good
i look weird you're english
I turn 360 degrees and walk away.
why are latina women so perfect
Get out of my way, stupid bitch *slap her face*
I'd use pepper spray. this tit looks very dangerous.
Get the fuck out of my way you crappy regeton shit
You'll just walk into her.
We shouldn't have bombed your schools
Throw a burrito to distract her
Why would she call me dumb for? What have i done to her?
are those the infamous 27 layers of irony?
you're wh*Te
>where do you think you're going, pendejo?
Ay mami, is this the way to Heaven? Cuz I think I just saw an angel
Edgy answers like these are not funny and make you sound like an incel as well. K, bye.
i take a running start and i dropkick her in the stomach
> when the only thing going for yourself is something as trivial as your skin color
Me es paisos bajos
Mucho dinero
> pendejo
Is she mexican? I'd probably feel disgust straight away just by hearing that word coming out of a hoe's mouth all of a sudden
Why does she have no nipples?
You got it all wrong, man. Just say "Show ur bobs, bitch lasagna." Works like magic.
wtf
What's happening in my pants??
wtf shut up Kumar
>putting a fried egg on your burger
Not even once.
Looks like she filed down her teeth
Kekekekeke
I don't know they just are, Google Alondra Chavez and ready your cum-sock.
>alondra
What kind of hideous name is that?
because they barely ever come to Australia
I was going to buy an ice cream. Would you like one as well, m’lady? *tips straw hat*
A common name for Latina models
>"I was told Argentinians were white. Where am I to get my daily dose of Aryan blood now?"
> common
Not really it is not a common name in the Hispanic world
not jacking it to a communist
Tell her to get plastic surgery in case she ever want to look attractive to someone.