/brit/

you wake up in god's own city (the bustling metropolis of wollongong)

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Prefer Britain, no venomous insects or reptiles that will kill me.

me in the undergrowth slithering and slipping about

forgot about the pakis mate? ;)

don't live near any, simple as

good and nice
thinking of doing assembly myself but in the form of tamiya car models haha

imagine being a lawyer and not working in criminal law, might as well be a mcdonalds line cook at that point

all the other lawyers are literally laughing behind your back you wasteman

usually stick to around 2-5000 pieces, pictures of anything really, just enjoy the challenge

hehe good one xx

that was a joke, you melon

>he still simple as posts
what is this 2017 /brit/?

fucked it utterly fucked it

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Lad a corporate lawyer earns heaps of money. You sound like a bigger retard every minute

URRRRRG
*fucking slings my pint in your face*

love females

>earn loads of money
>sell your soul defending Porky after he's killed 10 people, ruined 100 communities but made £250 million in the process

no thanks

*dodges it like the matrix*
*throws a pool table at you*

>he still yankposts

How the fuck was Manchester arena a year ago??? Literally happened like 4 months ago wtf is going on

porky? prefer turkey bacon meself

whom'st've'd are you referring to?

feel like it was 5 years ago

it's the 4 month anniversary show some fucking respect

will fight any cunt who thinks hes tough at the kmart carpark in redfern nsw in precisely three hours
if I win you owe me a six of tooheys new and a new cigarette lighter

Our good friend porky

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getting a job in insurance has opened my eyes to what a massive scam it is
database is crammed with couple hundred pound direct debits coming in every month and claims rarely go over a thousand

reminder moni's real name is Salman Ramadan Abedi

If I’d never been born society would actually be richer haha

is he related to salman rushdie? big fan

he's referring to his own gimmick as if it's a thing to make it look legit

how should i best fraud my insurances

Not a problem for me la, already got a few interviews lined up with a few State and Territory Legal Aid departments paying a start salary of $90,000 + bonuses in the Territory, all this whilst im wrapping up Uni as a parking inspector, stay arseblasted lad

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thought his name was amer

>islam
>one god
>judaism
>one god
>chr*stianity (bestiality)
>retarded nonsensical pagan pantheon, but it's one guy but three separate deities lol?
based

i know you cant have a gun without a licence but can you just go to a gun range and fire one?

Leftypol virgin freak. /Brit/ is radcen

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What about the scousers

*inspects your parking and finds you in direct contravention of the two didgeridoos per ute law*

>why yes, i DO want to work for somebody else
*towers over you*
*talks down to you*
*raises my voice in your direction*
*forces your head*
*fires you*
*hires the next pawn to take your place as my new and improved puppet*

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cor

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used to just be people pulling their money together for when bad things happened to one another.

it's not like interest and loans which have always been immoral

>*forces your head*
based

nah m8 god is like a pokemon he just has 3 different forms

HAH dont making me fucking laugh you pathetic runt. i bet youve never been to ashfield? huh? probably not. definitely not in fact. the 2131 would eat you up. how about next time before running your mouth you meet me at the croc hotel and i fucking feed you your own head you gay cunt?

mbappe

working for someone else is the ULTIMATE submission

If you take your career seriously, toilberg could literally make you lick his shoes in the office in front of everyone and most wagies would lap that shit up like it was ice cream for the chance at a few more shekels

Grim existence in general

>>why yes, i DO want to work for somebody else
>*towers over you*
>*talks down to you*
>*raises my voice in your direction*
>*forces your head*
>*fires you*
>*hires the next pawn to take your place as my new and improved puppet*

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not sure whether to put him upfront or order a tall salted caramel one

Does anyone else here like money?

the fartbox on that!

>clock in
>sit at my desk, do some tippy tappys
>clock out
wow toilberg please spare me sir I'm not worthy :(((((

LOVE the good 'ol green president man

OK so if I wanted a prosty how would I go about it in a sensible way? live in a smallish town btw

why do lefties roleplay as if it were the middle ages

need a sleg with big batty

not a commie just like small markets operated by people who actually are a part of the country rather than forwners simple as

go to the local council estate and throw a wad of quid at the nearest single mother

Literally unironically takes me ~2 hours to do my morning work and then I’m free (and getting paid for it) until roughly 13:30

a wad of quid

>as if it were

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Nothing about the Manchester bombing anniversary to be found anywhere on the front page of any major news site. It's being memory holed.

a school of squid

cannot think of anything worse than going to prison for noncery

would kill myself immediately

Eating pussy is kinda like listening to the Death Grips. At first it's weird, but after a while it's all you can think about.

need 190cm master race back desu

top top poster, simple as

BTFO

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me? I work as an apprentice (You) farmer

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a ngubu of mid(field)

once you've seen the behaviour and mental gymastics wagies pull after they've stabbed a coworker in the back or stayed until 11PM to get in toilberg's good books is insane

When people BECOME their job, simply getting fired can lead to extreme depression and suicide

Work is for life, not the other way around

getting paralysed seems pretty bad

the gf

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someone else would do it for you

business idea: call up gamestop, ask for battletoads

LOL

It's not being memory holed we just aren't fucking yanks who give a shit.

THOT PATROL
NO WHERE TO GO

didn't know turtle was a transvestite

sad how my fellow rorkes have been copted to like globalism just because someone called it captalism instead
very worrying

she wasn't even 16, what did he expect from her?
useless little cretin

amateur move, should've just sent her anthrax in the post

>ford foundation, open society etc. pump millions into countries
>human rights magically appear as a concept out of nowhere
almost as if theyre complete nonsense gibberish

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cokemong WISHES he could get this monged

t.190kg

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Baffling post

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fuck off

Red ree roo roo MUMMY I NEED A POO POO

yeah but they'd probably stick barbed wire up my bum first

make illegal the things which i do not like

NOW

playing with matches again
thoughts?

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