/brit/

it makes user happy to spend most of his adolescence slaving away in nosenberg's rock mine for his first car

KEK

>joins user FC in twilight years when past prime
reeeeeeeeeeeee

lol at the amount of cope non-car runts exert
do your research and you can get a very good set of wheels for 500 quid

It's a gimmick you dip and indirect posts like this means it's working

he's been at uni for like 7 years, any normal person would've graduated and got a job ages ago

But 190 continues to LARP as a student druggie, don't know why tbf

you get your first car at 17, what else do you think you get birthday money as a kid for?

saw the biggest tryhard hipster today
he pulled up next to me on a vespa. he had a cigarette in his mouth. he wasn't even smoking it, he just had it hanging out of his mouth.
felt like ramming the fucker off the road

why is everyone so independent and I am lonely and stupid?

>Implying
user FC gets the one-off exhibition game

Reckon they're doing a live performance on Youtube?

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youtu.be/sL4WL4h_I1A?t=45m4s

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weedy fucking bent twats. all of you.

weed

when you have 3 years no-claim, and a GF(because you have a car), and a better job offer(because you have a car)

You'll save like £700/year on insurance and have a GF, sounds like a win-win to me

one hard boiled egg up the shitter

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fucking awful band

I can get girls without a car though

Would hate for a girl to fall in love with me because I have a car, would just feel like I'm being used you copelord

MIGHT WATCH SOME 'NIME

took a microdose and ended up being far stronger than anticipated
at the same time it went really bad

obviously no clue what happened from her perspective but just remember her being upset and pissed off and she won't reply lmao

smonking weed

i am a ginatic loser! boo hooooooooo

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*stumbles onto the thread*
*falls on the carpet*
*vomits profusely*
*falls asleep*

I have passed my driving test but paying 3k for a car is just silly especially when I'm in my overdraft from uni

Reckon I'd have to busk or become a rentboy to afford a car

t. katie

can someone hand me the teat?

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>I can get girls without a car though
Hahaha sure you can pal we all believe you

pay day (bennies) tomoz
gonna get monged out on K, canny wait

browsing r/shitamericanssay

Just got into the wrong car by accident lads and I'm parked beside them and they're still there :0

ah yes, spending 3 years of your life on financially throttling yourself, that was worth doing then

>he's not cruising uni on daddy's money
lol oh my fucking dayssssss

nah, you're probably an average loser

probably informing the police of some obviously intoxicated maniac who is preparing to terrorise other drivers and pedestrians on the roads of ireland

I'm a first year

Will probably get my act together 2nd and budget

However shan't be getting a car

>his parents didn't buy him a car, pay all his uni debts, buy him a Rolex for his 21st AND give him 50k for a future house deposit
Screaming at your life desu

how about you get your act together now and not format your posts for reddit

ah what a relief thank you for calming me down

why that frog?

Failed normies is the biggest meme that exists

If you're good looking, you're getting laid. Simple as

26%
kicking myself over callaghan and macmillan

well i am starting to exercise again when my weights come on friday, it might make me get my life together a bit

i'd have no where to go in a car though, i'm quite the recluse

62%

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Yeah but he also didn't get AIDS. Swings and roundabouts

here we are then, all the so-called lads

I don't give a shit, you literal child, just stop redditspacing

business idea: sterilise the unemployed

you could get a better girl than now if you had a car

It's a fact, don't even TRY to cope your way through this one

nah son seen plenty of good looking lads be absolute nervous wrecks around women

Just because you've had sex and I haven't doesn't mean I can't fucking kill you. What will sex mean when you're bleeding out of your mouth, crying for your mother like some pathetic child?

Don't cross me. I've been looking for excuses to kill people like you and I think the spider has found his fly.

does anyone else here like drinking alcohol out of straws?

6.8 saga is thoroughly over
you've seen the highs and lows and the very lows
don't do drugs in work have a blessed day

font

if you didn't cheat then that's well done

Have non of those things, never reply to me again you little runt

Such an awful day at toil today, can hardly believe that it's still only Tuesday.

how am I supposed to know, I wasn't born then

Business idea: fire the wageslave for talking back to me

Pozzford is mad

>£1000 p/a insurance
>£1000 p/a petrol costs
>£100 tax
>£50 MOT
>£200 other bollocks

or

>£500 for a yearly bus/train pass

hmm yes I'll certainly have to think this one over

>and I think the spider has found his fly.

you see, this is why you cannot get laid

only mojitos and pina coladas

more cope for the copegod

>choosing to be a redditspacing child your whole life

why are you such a faggot

been quite contempt with the girlfriends i've had ty

don't think there are any females here mate

in fact my last girlfriend said i could do better and i didn't even had a car, so what you're just typing is just cope cope cope lol

sex

i don't think you want to sit next to stinky welfare queens you better of having your own vehicle

> Just because you've had sex and I haven't doesn't mean I can't fucking kill you. What will sex mean when you're bleeding out of your mouth, crying for your mother like some pathetic child?

> Don't cross me. I've been looking for excuses to kill people like you and I think the spider has found his fly.

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COPE, COPE, COPE
oh oh oh...

this triggers the pakis

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business idea: metro/bus pass and a bike

>when my weights come

aha alri virgin mate, too scared to walk into a proper gym lmao?

Don't mind riding the tram, but wouldn't travel far by bus.

lord palmerston

The virgin FC vs the Chad Atletico

I can remember all the PMs from Asquith onwards, and before then I know of Salisbury, Gladstone, Disraeli, Wellington, Pitt younger and elder, Peel, Palmerston, Liverpool, North, Newcastle and Walpole

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i've been to proper gyms actually and i would always walk in for free and they wouldn't notice lmao

gyms are good but i move back to my parents' soon when my tenancy runs out here for my student accommodation

so i'm getting a weight set and maybe when i've settled back i'll go to the gym i walk in for free too

you're not an adult until you work full time, are paying your own mortgage, and have your own car
perfectly possible to go through life without any one of those things, but you won't ever be an adult
simple as

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hohoho. very droll

*dips*

cope with the fact that my mum loves me and will never kick me out for being a NEET, meanwhile the wageslaves ITT were forced into that lifestyle by their families

Thoughts?

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call it what you want, nothin better than greasy af fried chicken tbf

hello nigger

heard there were 5 stabbings in london this week alone is this correct?

the twenty buck fuck