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monarchism edition

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this is a grave disease general, if you're not bulging then get out!

janny will not put up with this

Going on a date tonight (third one with the girl)

how much alcohol should i have before?

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*straps off*
man, that was a crazy ride. switching threads is always an exhilarating experience

no graves on her get the fuck out

1 finger, enough to lose your inhibition(cos you really should be fucking on this date), but not enough to act like an idiot or have her be able to smell it on you

>sweatie, shouldn't you be using the previous thread until it reaches page 10?

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2 alcohol

IS THIS GRAVES DISEASE?!!?!?

mao did nothing wrong

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The Telegraph is not a serious news source

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zoom

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accidentally cracked a window the other day. just told the landlord and offered to pay. thought thats the honourable thing to do instead of lying or something.

Got banned for a banter thread last week, but there's a thread with a fucking BALLSACK in the catalog and janny doesn't care

/brit/ is a mumsnet kkk grave's disease incel general

VERY good tenant

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alri[2]

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hang landlords

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jannies RN

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>1 finger
fuuucccck you can drink a finger of alcohol? asked the tinder date if she wanted some of my vodka, when she said "just a finger" I tried to force my hand inside her and she just slapped me and left in fury

Dooooooo IIIIIIII...HEAR A ONE THIRTY FIVE A ONE THIRTY FIVE ONE THIRTY FIVE GOING ONCE TWICE SOLD! TO THE MAN IN THE YELLOW HAT AND THAT'S THAT FOR THE ANGLO MERIDIAN VASE NOW LET'S SEE IF WE CAN START ON TWO TWENTY FIVE FOR THE PERSIAN TEAL RUG THAT'S A TWO TWENTY FIVE TWO TWENTY FIVE OH! I GOT A TWO THIRTY FIVE A TWO THIRTY- NO! I GOT A TWO SIXTY TWO SIXTY FOR THE PERSIAN TEAL RUG THAT'S A TWO SIXTY FIVE FOR THE PERSIAN TEAL RUG NOT GOING ON SEVENTY THAT'S A TWO SEVENTY FIVE FOR THE PERSIAN TEAL RUG TWO SEVENTY FIVE TWO SEVENTY FIVE THAT'S A TWO SEVENTY FIVE FOR THE PERSIAN TEAL RUG AND SOLD! TO THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE GRAY TIE! AND SOLD!

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im hoping they'll just say they can get it done on insurance or something but thank me for being honest.

some girls have penises

for sure i 100% love women who get silicone bags inserted under their skin

Oi.

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HI ALEXANDER I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE A SONG

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would you take this mans offer up?

i showed this to a black friend of mine the other day and he was offended... weird

What's the morality of not paying for snacks from Toilberg's shop?

good post

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How to make cyclist

>Remove brain
>Place Helmet

>teehee I'm a woman btw

Socialism, With Chinese Characteristics

why does reddit look like shit now?

thinking about calling soyboys thetamen, think that's pretty clever because the letter theta looks like a vagina haha

759 AD:
The Franks under King Pepin III push the Muslims back to Spain.

Known as a great conqueror, he was undefeated during his lifetime. Although unquestionably the most powerful European ruler of his time, Pepin is largely overshadowed by his son Charlemagne

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not sure whether i'm an accelerationist or a neoreactionary

SUPERB, EXCELLENT, VERY good post

I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUUUUU

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Depends how long of a date it will be, or what kind of alcohol consumption you'll be having during it. And on your own resistance and ability to control later on.
I'd say it's a good idea to cap it to around a pint and a half's worth.

so authoritarianism and slavery?

land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold

feel like you snatched this is off some "epic boomer memes" facebook page

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HD

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how do you pronounce grand prix

Another fantastic post

uneducated mong

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grand prix

>the letter theta looks like a vagina haha

wow never knew that, crazy + midnblowing post

Is it racist?

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why does it have no tail

grand prix

grand pricks

More of a urban observation desu

grand pre, or as I like to call them bazza's mad ones lmaooooo

gron pree

Lads, how do you get webm thumbnails in Windows 10

it's quicker, easier, cheaper, healthier and more fun by bike

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Fascism with British characteristics

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Love those aloe vera drinks.

Y'know the ones with the bits in

those ones

any distributism man in

and slower

wogs? in /brit/? don't make me laugh!

Mao was the original anti bully ranger

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girl

Bit girly. Real men drink hard water.

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Grond Pree

chink

no thanks I enjoy not turning up to work in gay lycra sweating like a monghole

poo wee

hey

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Prince Harry will outlaw it now

Socialism. With English characteristics.

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EngSoc for short

Moving to North Dakota

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony ideology's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

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aussie bum

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post more you SLUGS

any ideas lads

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heh

Socialism, With German Characteristics

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Shut up! Shut up, you American

black guys who like to fuck and fuck good. if you're a hot black guy and you wanna fuck me at 23-95

if you wanna move in you can move in but you gotta fuck me. i need... i need to be fucked a lot man. you get free food free rent and everything else man.. heres the deal man.


men from jail, homeless, or um if you're a thug. you wanna come and move in? your friend can move in too man. you get free rent and a key. you get a lease and a key. fuck me. piss on me. beat em. hole a man out. you see me you wanna come over today and try it out? try it out man. you from my building? try it out. you wanna fuckin piss on me? try it out.


serious replies only lets fuck man. im looking for hardcore guys who mean it and wanna do it and i wanna deliver it. im a hot for white trash cum dump, lets fuck

What's your (unironic) IQ lads? I estimate mine to be in the 130-140 range

How do we stop this?

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clutch

please tell me you're joking
literally so easy

cunt

can't go higher than 100% on a test idiot

must have an IQ of nearly 200 I reckon

190 being back means /brit/ is saved :]

move out of that paki shithole and come up north

Let in more Grenfell man

I did a MENSA home test as a teenager and got ~150, went and did the real thing, 2-3hrs sit down test and got 127 or so. This is from some online shit people on Jow Forums were doing

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