/brit/

Is there a German word for this?

youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
absolute choon boys

Accidentally stepped in some little runt whilst filming. Scraped the vermin off the bottom of my shoes.

f*ck off

overweight mutt thinks he's superior to chiseled north african lmao

what are the steps to getting a girlfriend?

Alan has a better hairline than the one on the left.

Stompenbünnen

Would turn anyone who said i wasn't white to my face into a fine crystallized essence

Gusenfloggel

hot

you're practically a tunisian mate, hate to ruin your white LARPing fantasy, but it's true

what a sexy bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=2q26xGH0yqE

fuck off there's only one saturday night
youtube.com/watch?v=lelsyP9qL2I

Haseunterfuß
ancient bavarian tradition

>overweight mutt thinks he's superior to chiseled north african lmao
>you're practically a tunisian mate, hate to ruin your white LARPing fantasy, but it's true

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Fucken Uppen

keinohrhasenzerstampfen

new film by til schweiger lol

oh my god ( ._.)

Judenvernichtung

up the ra

Sicily is a Norman/Greek/Roman island
Anyone who says it isn't is lying and is liable to be perma heemed by yours truly

>by mistake

do NOT believe this

shit coon
be quiet

you couldn't even reach my chin you 5'6 manlet

lads i'm looking up hitler quotes and they're all in english but he didn't speak english

arschgesicht

>complains about the kekistani poster
>does this

wew

*lowers into my fighting stance*
*plods towards you*

Would get you by surprise

never having a gf is obviously not good, but its not because of the lack of intimacy etc. thats very secondary

its because it is one of the most crushing things to your confidence and self-esteem imaginable; by definition it makes you inadequate, and leads to the assumption that you are completely unloveable, which seriously hampers all interactions you have either with males or females

hello kekistani poster

twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/998864844764966913

*unleashes an emu on you*
*you lose (again)*

good tune fit bird
youtube.com/watch?v=ysz93WWqoqc

I'd smell you coming

is /brit/ a yank or an aussie general?

yeah and I suppose I'm a jewish zion JIDF illumaniti mossad soros-funded plant too

>Ian McKenzie, chairman of the Lewisham East constituency party, faces disciplinary action over the comments about the shadow foreign secretary.

>“Emily Thornberry is too old for Isis. They won’t make a sex slave of her. They’ll behead her and dump her in a mass grave.” In another posted the previous month, which Mr McKenzie said was about a different person, he wrote: “Maybe she’d agree sex slavery to one man only, provided he didn’t sell her on or insist on gang rape.”

>Mr McKenzie, who was elected chairman in February, said his tweets had been “taken out of context” and his views “badly misrepresented”.

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Yes

these really bug me
used to not hate scots because they're protestants on paper but now I think they're as bad as the irish

literally the kekistani poster

reckon they might be translated lad

damn the girl on the left is a stunner

and if shes willing to stoop low enough to be in a picture with a retard then maybe she'd stoop low enough to rid my dick irl

Commonwealth general

you get used to it by your mid 20s

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Reckon the kekistani poster is mixed race
That's probably why he takes offense to me saying I'm white

did ISIS really make that fat german bloke into a sex slave?

if i'd known it was gon' be that kind of party i'd've stuck mah dick in the mashed potatoes

developing a bbw fetish weirdly

Yes I did you fucking mong

hoppitschstomppischen

This isn't a party its a whole lot more

erm it was taken out of context, the perfect answer to everything

>Reckon the kekistani poster is mixed race
>That's probably why he takes offense to me saying I'm white

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florrrpp

im 24 and its getting worse

fake scottish poste

real scottish poste

Chinese 'cess plays a really subtle game where she's constantly self deprecating (e.g. tell me if I'm not your type, I am sure girls are throwing themselves at you), yet maintains some emotional distance and hasn't been fully conquered by the international Playboy. On the one hand she said that she had a very bad breakup once that sent her into years of therapy and depression and made her abandon some of her dreams, so I'm willing to give her some time/space. On the other I want to have some certainty too and my patience has limits.

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knew it

Hehe like clockwork

based

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His step dad is probably a paki

>Hehe like clockwork

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passed my driving test after only 25 hours of lessons. reckon thats some sort of record

You know what they say la; cock out or cock up. Take her to the one man delicatessen with an all you can eat voucher.

got called a fat ugly bastard in morrisons

cope
i'm 29, still a virgin, and on the verge of suicide. my depression and hopelessness is an extra dimension of severe since say, 25, which itself was a quantum leap from 21

gg allin's gay brother

my papa taught me to drive, do brit parents not feel affection for their children and rely on the state instead?

I passed my CDL test without having driven a bus ever. it was literally my first time driving a bus at the test

Today in history:
1819 – SS Savannah leaves port at Savannah, Georgia, United States, on a voyage to become the first steamship to cross the Atlantic Ocean.

On May 22, she was bound for Liverpool, England. During Savannah's stay at Liverpool, the ship was visited by thousands of people. Some locals suspected the ship of planning to rescue Napoleon Bonaparte from prison on the island of St. Helena.

On the 14th the ship sailed on to Stockholm, Sweden, thus becoming the first steamship to enter the Baltic Sea. She was visited by the Prince of Sweden and Norway. While in port at Stockholm, the Swedish government offered to purchase the vessel.

On July 21 the ship departed Liverpool bound for St. Petersburg in Russia. The Emperor of Russia came aboard Savannah and presented Captain Rogers with a gold watch. They sailed around with the royal family and other nobles. The Russian government also offered to purchase the vessel.

After a 40 days journey, Savannah steamed up the Savannah River and arrived safely back at her home. In January 1820, a great fire swept through the city of Savannah. Savannah's owner, the firm of Scarborough, suffered financial harm due to the fire, and consequently was forced to sell the ship.

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want to go out for a night on the town with alan
would be a right laugh

eating some sushi

you've probably got bigger problems than no gf then tbf

don't think i'd be able to keep up
give me a slow night with viet lad any day

what the fuck? why did you do this?

virgin freak

>scottish
1:34
youtube.com/watch?v=KWJaZ3iHdw0#t=01m34s

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The state don't teach people to drive in Britain, ironic.

dilapidated sex having mongrel

All the terrorist attacks in Europe have been done by North Africans

How do you make friends at uni without living in halls? I'm 26 and don't want to do the whole "drinking every night and living in a shithole" thing anymore

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imagine being such stupid peasants you come out to gawk at a funny ship
*goes back to looking at videos of cats*

spooky

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you don't

is this a confession? alerting mi5