/brit/

average about once, but two is common used to wank times three nearly every day but don't anymore

wouldn't mind limiting it to once a few week, always feel great about four days without wanking but feel like shit after a week or so

AND THOSE SPURS GO JINGLE JINGLE JANGLE
JINGLE JANGLE

opinions on /cum/ mascot?

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I am a stupid useless virgin freak I should put in a camp and chopped up used for fertiliser.

Just realized I sharted myself. No idea how it happened. It was probably from that fart I had about 20 minutes ago. Sounded like "doug" when it came out. Noticed it because my dog kept sniffing around my chair. Stood up and I could feel the wetness

tell me what happened in the 90s between britain and ireland

I'm glad the Israelis shot the Arab bastards
I still hate kikes though

meghan markle is so pretty

>germans
>culturally rich
lol

irish monkeys want to bomb and rape children

wish the yank runts would fuck off

>arguing against cultural richness
Freudian admission by pro-yankoid boomers

t. No foreskin

Germany is the most culturally advanced nation on Earth

usually 2 times, the most I've done is 13 times

What if israel temporarily took control of Gaza

I mean Hamas is clearly not fit to govern a territory

whats the fucking point in buying a car if you dont buy gas for it

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Wish the kike runts would fuck off from my country

>DA LIBRULS R DA NADSIS! GITLER HAEDED GUNZ! DIMOKRADZ R DA REEL RASIZTS!

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lads whats brexit

Lot of shopping for a single man

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wrong

>oh ja we eat die wiener and drink ze beer that follows muh reinheitsgebot *rubs nipples*

Had to conquer half of caldaria because the bullies on mount and blade kept declaring on me because im not king enough to be a king

>culturally advanced

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cunt eats like a pig

head like a fucking shovel

Did anything even come out after the 7th?

He's a professional actor. His Youtube channel is part of a very long artistic faux-modern experiment.

looks russian not Jewish

Declared war on the Sarranid Sultanate because the Sultan insulted me while I was working for him, then the Rhodoks declared war on me to take back a castle I took from them during my time with the Sultanate, so I annexed both the Sultanate and the Rhodoks

>Greatest musicians
>Greatest scientists
>Greatest philosophers
>Greatest politicians
>Greatest engineers
>Greatest composers
>Greatest generals

Only thing Great Shitain has on the Germans is poets, but even then it's a close run thing.

quite like the new arctic monkeys record 2bh

great whatm

Half those weren’t from Germany, but from separate kingdoms who later became part of the thing we call Germany. That means they don’t count

Dumb-dumb

a*gloids got what they deserved

German engineering = Making over complicated garbage that breaks every 1/4th of a millisecond
Just look at their tanks in WW2

cope

hello

soy

Händel was British

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Small Brain: Germany
Medium brain: Austria
Large brain: Prussia

I turned down prime teenage pussy when I was 15 because her face was a little bit busted but truth be told, we were probably both as "attractive" as each other. I'm still a virgin almost ten years later.

> He still listens to rock
Boomer

Gonna get some mdma tonight, put on some lingerie and wank

>Brits call popsicles "lollipops"
Subhumans

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lads, who is the most promising politician in Britain, Australia, Canada and New Zealand as a whole? as in, who's the most well spoken, well read, intelligent, visionary politician in these countries who could actually deliver something radical like CANZUK or something like it?

didn't know people in their mid-20's could be virgins..?

creme puff
shopping trolley
hose
nigger

1. biscuit
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. popsicle

won't hear any different

yorkshire pudding
buggy
tap
loli

>Small Brain: Germany
>Medium brain: Austria
>Large brain: Prussia

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THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW(CREW)

I DID THAT FOR YOU(BIG GUY)

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What country is she from?

finally had a proper game of rugby with the lads

Is this somehow loss?

no they are called ice lollys, a lollipop is the hard sweet thing on a white stick

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Hello where are the Brits?

crumbly
pusher
dripper
sucker

>faucet
Subhuman
It's called a tap
Tap water, not faucet water
Heard Brits refer to popsicle as lollipops on several occasions

mydickistan

scone
stroller
tap
popsicle

bit gay

1. Biscuit
2. Officially called a pram. Vulgarly called stroller..rarely called buggy.
3. Faucet or tap
4. Popsicle

they call then biscuits in canada too you larping retard. don't even try

well you are mistaken

gud lad

Impossible
I've never been wrong about a single thing in my life

IM GONNA FLY A PLANE INTO YOUR ANUSSSSSS MOMMMMMMMM

>tap
its an open ended pipe you simplespeak communist

scone/bun
pram/buggy
tap
icepop

that's very obviously a scone and not a biscuit you fucking retard
they're different things

scone (pronounced skon)
pram
tap
lolly

Also called carriages sometimes

foy

they literally call those biscuits in canada. retard. biscuits are not the hard cookie there. larping retard

its ok to have phimosis

Okay this getting rejected and treated like shit by women everywhere I go is getting old now. I’m seriously running out of patience here. A person can only be so nice to females for so long. I hold the door for them, they give me a shitty look. I ask them if they need help with something, they tell me to please get away from them. I say hi to them they just walk right on past. I’m getting really bad thoughts in my head lately. I really hope they go away.

please stop posting that shitty alri.jpg gimmick faggot

get out

>Round British scones can resemble North American biscuits in appearance, but scones traditionally rely on cold butter, while biscuits are more often made with other kinds of animal fat or vegetable shortening.[16] Also, while scones are frequently (but not always) sweet, and served with coffee and tea, biscuits are served more like a bread roll, often with breakfast in the American South.

not referring to cookies
stop acting so triggered

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Have you tried making yourself more attractive

Holding the door doesn’t count

Just asked my housemate how Ramadan is going for her (I live in London)

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what an absolute cunt
feel like bouncing her ugly yellow head all the way back to korea the ungrateful slag
twitter.com/Jbrekkie/status/998658642995023872

the ukrainian learning english is cute :3