/cum/

Back from work, buds!
Talked with a cute gay Asian man

>asian
>male
>cute

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Yes he was all three of those things..
And there's nothing wrong with that

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>And there's nothing wrong with that

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is this one of those cursed images?

I want you to name 1(one) thing wrong with it
Also, how is it that niggers can be racist towards whites and us Asians, but I'm not allowed to say "Niggers are dumb"

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>i blame all my problems on the other race

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>tfw I am host to trillions of microorganisms that do not really care about me or my feelings

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is urkel a homosexual or is he just ironically in love with asian men? i am unclear on this

They can't care. They don't have a nervous system.

Asian men are nice.
But no, I'm not gay.

Nothing wrong with this

howard bloom is a retarded senile old faggot

based

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>based
It was a joke
/cum/ is anti-gay

based

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based

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nice stockings

hey muricans, is that truth that your people don't believe in climate change?

girl I was texting stopped replying out of the blue
what do

we do, we just don't believe that mankind has a significant effect on it
climate change is a natural cycle

It's all bull shit and people who think that humans have anything to do with it are unironically retarded

Based

Not Based

Keep texting her until she replies

oh I see.
listen, just by any chance do you take your assertions out of your butt?!

only right wingers and boomers believe this
they think it's a global scheme so their lives can be controlled and scientist can take money from research grants

how come someone so enlightened like Janine Benyus came from the same place as you?!

I'm in another level

Yeah, I do. Got a problem with that, bud?

wish I had a terminal condition so I could have a forseeable future tbqhwyfamilia

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help

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1. Be white
2. Don't be black
3. ???
4. Profit

>tap your network
>everybody knows somebody
except when you don't

youtu.be/CzoeK0QpN7g

I found out I owe the IRS $3000 because I accidentally added an improper tax credit to my return last year.

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>Discord

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I take office supplies on a regular basis from work

speak ebonics

3000 dollars? You owe the IRS 4000 dollars? wtf, why would the IRS need 5000 dollars from you?

Fuck nigger speak

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>friend makes $12 an hour and is buying a house with a girlfriend that he hates and tries to cheat on all the time

Why are people so bad at making decisions involving money?

UGLY

>american gaming streams
youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYLbvp9b2c

The more I'm around niggers the more I begin to hate them

can you speak ebonics?

I hate niggers and I hate niggers speak

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tfw officially servsafe certified

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it's a yes or no question, now answer it, can you or can you not speak ebonics?

>have a relevant skillset and portfolio
ez?

Should've invested in bitcoins

Anyone can speak like a retard, so yes.

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what the fuck is a portfolio

a collection of items that display your works and associated skillset, be it art, programming, etc.

/cum/ is exceedingly boring today

Because you're here

no it's just a nice train pic someone on the discord shared

We need more (good) gimmick posters

goodnight /cum/

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we switch from niggerhating to niggerloving

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rude ;-;
i will leave, then

Goodnight

More anime

89958727
End your life

Goodnight, user.

pls don't go

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89958741
get a new gimmick

New official artist of /cum/

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89958816
You first

who /bear/ here?

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89958856
no, mine is original

Watching it right now

when the two sneks meet... hnnngh

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upboat

who /GUCCILAD/ here

BITCH I FLEX RI RO

>tummy suddenly started hurting
oh no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I officially liked another marilyn manson song, the third one

suck my cock though

Which one?

deep six

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gonna need a lot more than just penis stuff

gn /cum/lords. stay gay

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wish there was an Anki program that would flash random cards every 10-115 minutes overlayed on top of the program i'm currently using

if this post ends in evens i will masturbate

Nice

if this post ends in nothing i won't do shit because i'm unmotivated to do anything

You got 74, that's something.

thank you switzerland
i once lived in a french village there

what are you anki-ing?

nothing special--i mean i'm not creating cards for something advanced like mathematics or computer science or anything
learning icelandic and japanese right now