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>Press a button
>Speak it as a native

you can only choose one... which and why?

French or German...

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I speak Spanish, Italian and French as a native, so...

None, Western Europe is gaaaaaaaay

German
Because I already speak Spanish, and Italian or French would be easier to learn.

Nigga, I thought you were Western

Spanish because its by far the most useful.

Italian/German: Spoken by a bunch of has-been Euros who already speak English anyway.
French: OK choice.......in AFRICA.
Spanish: Best choice for anyone living in Americas, majority language of Americas, unofficial 2nd language of USA

Spanish + english and you covered almost the whole american continent lol!

Unironically French, because for anglos, it is the hardest accent out of those four

Central European

German
I already know French and some spanish, Italian is a meme language

>Accidentally sits on all 4 buttons

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based chicANO

I know French, so Italian for my family

Where's the Jap button to get me off this hell ride?

i am surprised there is no mixture of english and spanish spoken as a single language.

>Spanish, French, Italian
But if you can speak one of them, it’d be easy as fuck to learn the others?

ching chong ching fuck off chink lmao what a beta

German because it sounds cool.

>no Portuguese button
Well, uh, shit. I guess Español since it's closest, and I already know some of it.

I already know French and I don't give a shit about the others. I'm comfortable with my own native language anyway.

French so I can move to Switzerland and triple my salary

Spanish, tired of nobody understanding my nahuatl.

German all the way tbs

Spanish, which means that French and Italian should be easy to learn
I already speak Icelandic so German shouldn't be too hard to learn either way.

I already know French and English so maybe Spanish, though I prefer Italian

German, because Romance languages are barely distinct and I could learn Spanish and Italian in no time.

Spanish is the only one I don't already speak so... gonna have to go with that

German easily. Only of the countries i even somewhat like

French because the other ones can speak English to me while French people refuse to do so, and reply in French to English questions.

i speak :
spanish i dont like it
english i like it
italian i dont like it

try to speak:
korean i like it
french i like it
german ... i dont like it

I should learn Spanish and then pick up Italian

german
germanic is objectively the best language group

Eh, where I live (zone above the capital) everyone speaks spanglish, and people from other zones actually get mad at us. I know it isn't exactly what you mean, but it wouldn't surprise me if it eventually became a thing.

Northern Mexican cities tend to use mexicanized English words, like Carro for car, Yonke for junkyard, etc.

And we do a lot of Spanglish too.

I'd rather just kill myself.

Either Spanish for memes or German for utility. Hmmm, Spanish.

Spanish because there's more people speaking it than German, French and Italian combined
and also would like to understand hilo latino thread memes :)

>spanglish
Dios mio, el goblino de idiomas

>unofficial 2nd language of USA
never

Spanish, so I could get it out of the way.

I'd love to be fluent, but after 5 years of highschool Spanish I can't stand studying it. Now I'm hovering on some weird low-intermediate where I can talk about government and poverty but can't ask for directions.

French, I'm learning German.

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Japanese

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German, no doubts. If you know German you can easily find well paid jobs. With French and Spanish it's much harder and with Italian almost impossible. At least here.

And also your expenses

Spanish, because unlike Italian and German it's a relevant language.

Practical, job-focused Pole.

Spanish because several of my coworkers speak it to each other and I'm pretty sure they're talking shit about me behind my back.

French. Obviously.

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Where exactly do you live?

useful for what ? to give orders to your maid ? lmao

Pero un carro es un carro baka.

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I want to talk with Germans

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German, I want to read Riilke,
French and spanish I can manage

>understand hilo latino thread
Being able to speak Spanish doesn't help for that

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German because then I could work in Germany. There are no jobs in the other 3 cunts.

Ang get tired every time you have to go out to buy bread

My bad, it was Troca I was looking for, we use that for trucks.

Absolutely French

German

Italian because it sounds best and would help in learning Spanish, also fuck German.

French or Spanish. Like how sounds first, but probably the second, because latin society is more conservative.

German obviously

1st choice German: access to three of the richest and more enlightened countries in Europe: Germany, Switzerland and Austria
2nd choice French: Access to an ok country that is however inferior to the German speaking ones, the rest of the French speaking countries are African shitholes
3d choice Spanish: Access to a barely 1st world country (Spain) and a billion far away tropical and subtropical shitholes

French oui oui !

Considering how many of my friends are french, I would pick that

>more enlightened countries
That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.