I wish Japan is located in Europe

I wish ur mom was located on my benis

lmao, nice joke, too bad chinese are farmers and japs ansd nips are just pasting what westerners are doing.

Better start building then. There is enough room for another Island.

Japan would be on track to be a 3rd world muslim shithole buy 2050 if that were the case

They wont throw it away through western democracy though

I wish Poland was far away from Europe.
Wanna switch places?

>my fishing
youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls&app=desktop

this gonna fuck up the Gulfstream. is japan being very very evil all over again?

they will tho

the third nuke maybe makes the jump

Did you know that there is only one country between Poland and Japan?

we can give Flevoland if you want

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I wish France was located in America, because all our problems in history come from Europe.

Greater Ukraine?

I didn't mean literally.
(Protip: Poland borders Russia)

Great Tigerland such a great country

kaliningrad doesn't count

Well even without Kaliningrad it still works.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State

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GALICIA CANIBAL

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I wish America was located in europe

Cab we swap japan for UK?

Don't you dare!

You want another year of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=jECy58BTJtw

America isn’t that far.
I always think about the 60s as amazing times when air travel became popular and Europe and the USA were suddenly so close

i thought you muricans are glad to live in the same place where Mexico is

Volcanos fear the Nazi-Samurai

I don't. Your relative isolation from Western bullshit is part of what makes you so great.

You really don't want to be in Europe. It's probably the most war-torn continent in the world and we're only experiencing a short intermission before the next big European war.

Yes I'd love being closer to all my European friends and further away from disgusting asians.

You're an idiot

Why though?

Which do we have to choose, Dreimächtepakt or Anglo-Japanese Alliance?

Dreimachtepakt of course.

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Fixed it. Everybody's happy now.

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Japanese are honorary Aryans and belong in Europe.

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>japan gets to live right next door to furansu
>britain and australia get to double penetrate asia as god intended
Let's make this happen people

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Me too

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Checks out. Germany and Japan are actually quite similar in that they are both full of hard working, industrious autists with poop fetishes and other weird stuff.

You retard, Kaliningrad is not connected to mainland to say there's only one country.

Polynesia would be better.

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bugger off aquafresh

I'm starting to run low, Toyohisa-Sama.

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Britain with its real family

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are we really that small?

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i desperately needed that laugh.
thanks

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Yeah, a bit smaller I think. I'll never understand how you can fit 65 million people on that island without it really feeling all that crowded.

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Big at heart though

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siema

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alright you can stop spamming this now you larping sad cases

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Czesc

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no

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t. Junker

Cute

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anime is gay

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>Scotland stays
Very good, my countryless friend

lesbian then

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>ywn live next to a comfy inner sea shared with France and Japan
feels bad man

fuck you

>Hey, which country combines soullessness and fanaticism of China, the strictness and belligerence of Germany with the chauvinism and decadence of the Anglosphere?
>Yeah, let's get them in

>there is a alternate reality where the British empire and America joined the axis.

Fuck go back.

We've already got a cool, hip archipelago in the Atlantic. Go hang out round Australia.

I would be completely okay with this desu

It would have been inhabited by Indo-Europeans instead of Japanese people.

ruining our fishing quota yeah no

No, you don't, believe me