This man walks up to you

>tells you to speak English or he'll have you deported

What do you say to prove you're fluent enough in English to stay in America?

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shut up you goddamn jew boy

Hasta luego senõr

5 dorrar sucky sucky big boy

I tell him to fuck off and mind his own business.

This

Dont talk to me like that ese

howdy dude i'm just a fellow awesome all-american like you bro, yeeha my man

I would just stand still without saying anything

Manda-me embora, não quero levar um tiro.

Ask him to show me his foreskin before I deport him to Israel

Slap him with my glove and challenge him for a duel

dont know why this made me laugh
prob because i read yeeha as yeaha and it sounded like something a foreigner trying to sound american would say

Give him one of these lines.

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I'm bloody knackered, leave me alone.

Please deport me anywhere from Russia

Чё cкaзaл? He, нe пoнимaю я нифигa.

>randomly quote song lyrics in German and let the cops get pissed off that he wasted their time

Shake his hand.
Thank you sir for saying what so many leftist cowards in our country are too weak and cowardly to say.

Thrown a shekel on the floor.

*throw

Doei doei