I hate these things more than any other thing in life

all dog owners must die just for what they do to our country every spring

>Then one stung me right under my eye, almost blinded me
I didn't need this fear, thanks....

anyway, one time in summer I was about to sip on my beer and suddenly felt this vibrating sensation on my lips from a wasp in the bottleneck
pic related was pretty much my reaction

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I hate them so much too, I love going outside in the fields but wasps and hornets make it hell like, fuck them FUCK THEM ALL

In Soviet Russia maybe xD

no people died from being stung by wasps
many wasps were killed by humans
wasp genocide is real
sad

Actually a lot of people died, and even if most people don't die after being stung it's very annoying, but the most annoying thing is the sudden loud butz in my ears, that I can't stand.

Jaysus...that's terrifying

My friend was stung by a bee that was inside of his soda can. Looked like >pic related

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maybe im immune but ive got stung by bees, wasps, hornets and never had anything bigger than a small red circle

they look badass

What about the Asian giant hornet.

yea, pretty scary shit... I hate wasps so god damn much
one time when I actually got stung I was literally just walking down the street and nothing else and this fucking asshole wasp flies on my neck and stings me just for shits and giggles, wtf

Wasps are the almancis of animals.
Useless, agressive, stealing and always come with their cousin.

>I have no fears in life, except for these
here is waspby!

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They probably all died because of all the vodka

Same these are horror stories.

We have these fuckers...Red wasps will literally chase you for no reason. And hurt like hell.
I am a masculine Man etc, but one of these gets close, I run and scream. The only thing I am really afraid of. Bees are fine, spiders...meh...

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That's a wasp? Wow
>I am a masculine Man etc, but one of these gets close, I run and scream. The only thing I am really afraid of.
Yeah me too, I hate these little buggers...

I don't even want to know what the 3rd evolution looks like

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just tastes like prawn

youtube.com/watch?v=sfdSPW-cwgM

i wish one day we will be able to replace all the insects with something like small drones so we can get rid of them all

All except bees. We need them.

I had one of these fly into my house one evening and screamed the entire time I was killing it with a broom. I broke my tv in the process, but it was worth it, because the tarantula hawk is natures biggest piece of shit.

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Nor I

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we don't need them if we can replace them
disruptordaily.com/pollinating-drones-help-replace-essential-dying-breed-honey-bees/
just google 'replacing bees with drones'

I don't believe you

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Vodka in your veins worked as antidote

Would a sting paralyze your hand? for how long?

>tfw no wasp or be has ever stung you and you have stuck your face right up to several of their nests

Am I the bee whisperer?

youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

Your time will come when you least expect it.
I've seen that before. That dude is nucking futs

What a retard, well at least it answered my question, thanks.

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"Yes yes use our patented synthetic ''''''bees''''''', consumer." Stupid

This, thankfully we don't have those mutant edition shitfuckers here.

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>mfw there is a hornet nest somewhere near my garden this year
>hornets kill wasps and basically all other insects too but are not interested in humans or human food

The downside is you can't invite people because many are scared of hornets because they are big and loud.

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australian """nature""" never ceases to scare me

these things are way more horrible imo

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actually they are quite cute

ewwww

Fake and gay.

Horse flies are worse. They actively prey on humans, will follow you around for kms if they are hungry and can rip your skin open to drink your blood. They also carry many different diseases (they have proven they can theoretically even transmit HIV if they feast on an infected person) which can easily transmit because they bring the microorganisms right into your bloodstream.

where should i move to if i hate insects?
i guess it should be somewhere cold, like canada?

i know right? Fuck turks

Best Ally

try Antarctica

kek the fucking thing looks like a Zerg

Can we replace Poles with drones?

fucking have those, but how come i love bombi? They are cute. CUTE.
Like a fat silly wasp that will never sting, love those.
Fucking hate wasps, once i was sitting by a river and they were all around me, run away like a little bitch

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you call them bombi? How cute :3

These are nice, Bumblebees are fat, fuzzy, they pollinate like crazy, don't sting, are pleasant to be around.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblebee
Genus BOMBUS, Bombo in italian, probably called like that because it's round and whole, like a little cartoon bomb
Impossible to fear them

Ticks are much, much worse than anything else. Wasps just hurt, but ticks can kill you unless you seek medical help if you're unlucky.

I have a lot of these fuckers in my backyard.

>what are vaccines

it's so soft when you pet them but they rae in big cities

Got stung by one of these on my neck, with the butt staying there.

Deer flies, usually have to pick them off from my dog has some of them on my hair as well when I go in the forests.
These fuckers stick so hard on your flesh that they might as well be flying ticks.

they dont sting because of their good nature, but they do have a sting, i was really sad when i learned that
they are shy cuties

Enjoy the mercury

Much easier to avoid, all the airborn fuckers catch you.

Beautiful creatures. But also intimidating.

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wasps are cool stop killing them u fucks

When I was little and my family took me for a walk in the forest I had a knife with myself to cut mushrooms.
At one point I saw a small hole in the ground and wondered why is it there?
Of course I also needed to poke it with my knife, so I sit over there and started stabbing it.
After that I started to hear buzzing from the other end of the hole and then I saw a wasps crawling out of there.
Panic mode turned on and I ran meanwhile they decided to follow.
When I ran I've heard them flying right by my side and the next thing I remember how one of them landed on my ear and I felt like it crawled into my earhole.
I screamed and tried to took it out but it was too late and it sting me inside.
Needles to say that my ear was gigantic for several days after that.

I hate them, their buzzing is unsufferable

>be kid
>play football with friends
>ball flies into a bush
>go there to get the ball, have to step into the bush a bit
>there was an underground nest of wasps under the bush
>suddenly BZZZZZZTTTTT

I got stung so many times on that day I was completely dizzy for the rest of the day and swollen everywhere. Fucking pests.

Enjoy your TBE

I got attacked by two hives at once as a kid. I'm fine with them.

You're just a big pansy.

>tarantula hawk
>One researcher described the pain as "...immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations."

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Got a documentary about those little fuckers?

just don't bother them and they'll leave you alone you big baby.

Now cicadas and other disgusting flying insects are truly terrifying.

Fuck off, WIDF

haha your 2nd emendament doesnt do shit in that situation amiraito

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Lol this place has bugs everywhere in the spring and summer. Go to the forests and expect to get stung

I’m actually terrified of bumblebees. I know they’re usuallyharmless, but I freak out when one happens to fly by me.

Just don't live in the countryside or near a park.

they are so slow and loud and predictable, they are literally the easiest to avoid

Nope

shit

Them and ticks can go fuck off into nothingness.
t. PA
For me a wasp made turned my face into a giant stinging practice target when I was a baby, hated them ever since.

One of the reasons i don’t wanna come to Japan

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Wasps? Meh
Hornets? Meh
Ticks? Huh...
Earwigs? Fuck nope

dumb russian

They are still better than Turk roaches