Why do americans do this?

why do americans do this?

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yea

holy shit that soy

link to the original photo?

Well, at least he is happy.

Why do Americans do anything they do?

Its one of life's greatest mysteries

Did he... did he draw a beard fringe onto his face with an eyeliner?

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Entire culture built around consumerism and slave mentality.

Well if you stay a virgin til your 40 you become a wizard

these guys are not virgin, they are married and have kids

Wait, 40? Not 30?

*their wives have biracial children they insit are theirs

Yes. Just like that soylent sticker he applied to his shirt and blacked picture he hung on the wall

they mindlessly worship pop culture and are basically walking advertisements for entertainment like movie franchises and television shows

The guy in OP is Canadian

stop forcing your cuckold fetish on everyone sven

It's all superficial, soy boys aren't really happy they just cover their depression with pop culture and irony

>irony
We're on the website of irony, or at the very least, being invaded by large forces of irony, smart guy.

>op has blacked in the background
>complains someone making fun of soy_boys
Uhuhu sweaty, have any other hillarious jokes you wanna tell us?

SeeThis entire website these days is nothing but irony. Blame Reddit/NeoGAF/Stormfront/other normie honeypots for coming here over the years.

A-are you calling me reddit, american friend?

I know that, doesn't excuse basing your identity around consumerism and pop culture

>phone poster
don't see why he shouldn't

Now you're just grasping at straws.
Quite pathetic to look at.