/brit/

10 hours for £90?

sign me up

ROARING at toilers lads

delet this

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any office qts la

NEED to date this woman

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what is wrong with you lad
it's a game made for children that stole their parents credit card number
are you and the other posters in v really that desperate for womanly touch

can't

NEVER dog your mates

flying lesson for me, probably my weakest subject but it's a meme anyway

If French civilisation is so great, how come it's dead?

NEED a pint of cool refreshing beer

pfm

Yes many but they all know I have to ol' tism. They can smell it I reckon.

any aussie lad a virgin freak?

need to find some solace that another lad on the other side of the world is like me haha

omelette du fromage hon hon hon

but she's his ex
thus
noncing her woulld be ok since he has stopped noncing her

i can't wank anymore because it reminds me of how lonely i am

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It's almost Dry July

plenty over in /cric/

gives me something to look at on my phone every once in a while because lord knows i'm not texting

sharing bags of crisps encourage degeneracy

what do you mean by freak

wouldn't imagine so

literally me

asians have tiny willies and big brains, blacks have big willies and tiny brains, whites have medium willies and medium brains

bigger the willy, smaller the brain, and vice versa

haha yeah
*turns away so this mentally ill homeless man at the bus stop will stop bothering me*

the ultimate post

you actually play the game? thats truly bizarre

willy has stopped working, likely due to the 'pression

can't even imagine having a gf now because of it

wtf is dry july

off to the paki shop, you fat cunts want anything?

the first step is accepting I'll never have a gf lads

its a good feel

I'll always be a kissless virgin freak

a paki gf (female) (fuck off poley)

What do you mean it’s “stopped working” ?

Nay, a wise wizard not distracted by the vaginal Jew.

The heads of 17 deceased Protestant Zealanders

>girl asks me out
>date for a month or so
>her ex won't fuck off and it's giving her anxiety
>break up with her
>two months later she tells me she got back with her ex like two weeks after I broke up with her
>a week after seeing me again she breaks up with him because she isn't over me and realised she only got back with him to try to get over me
>tell her I want nothing to do with her
>she gets back with her ex
Wew lads. Insecure women are a bloody rollercoaster.

what do you fucking think it is, you prune
maybe if you took the time to think before you act you wouldn't be stuck in Italy

Alcohol Free July

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t.he posts in bastard french
be humble, be grateful

cannot find a single flaw in your logic

not a word

youtu.be/Hw7_FZs2xsQ

>toilless day
>wake up
>check and reply to toil emails
>make toilcalls
>chat with fellow toilmen on whatsapp
ah yes, time for bed, toil on the morrow

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>a paki gf (female)
literally why?

I'm superior to any cis female paki

have big brain and also willy
source: brain and willy

wtf is it doing in july

Post brain

it's the kind of potter game i've always wanted and bullshit freemium elements or no i'm going to play it god dammit

not like i've spent any actual money on the bloody thing anyway

yeah one of those Geiger counters you can plug into your phone pls

dry rhymes with july

toil quite figuratively and literally on the morrow

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sounds extremely bent

cannot fathom breaking up and dating women on and off willy nilly so easily
can't even make eye contact with strangers without having a panic attack haha

less than 2 months until I end my toil

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I eat healthy and I'm trying to gain weight. I'll keep the free carbs ahahah

There's also Sober October

you have a penis for starters

can only get a half chub on, 3 quarters at most

logical desu

hypersexual races don't breed intelligence

wish you'd wear those kappas in the background more rather than those fruity pink things you show off all the time

would vaporize that chin were it to present itself to me

>1.5 kg over a couple of months
that's nothing

3 quarters of an inch is still pretty big for a brit

it's getting out of hand
stoptober used to be about quitting ciggies

You'll earn spell-casting powers in no time

they look feminine on me

i live in sydney and i literally catch trains to nowhere in particular all over the city just in the hopes that i might encounter turtle so i can heem him

>he doesnt have designer stubble

State

dry july like every month for me because alcohol is degenerate

is dave in

went to a job interview hungover ahaha

Tried this too kept running into Priya

I did this last year but then in October a girl told me she fancied me. Went on some dates but failed to kiss her so nothings really changed lol

saw dave at the local yesterday

wanna join up? we could be the heemsquad

this is the core tenet of incelibacy

send us an obese tumbrlite lebbo gf la'
NEED one simple as

My shits are about 900g these days
Almost up to my goal of fully vegan 1kg shits

>nobody has made Bully except in Hogwarts
Easiest money of your entire fucking life.

*enters the thread*
*stands in the doorway barring entrance*

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business update: fap went pretty well; bit sleepy now

don't catch trains much
unironically see priya out and about all the time

got called dave at the local yesterday

bet dave kicked up a storm in the local

i like the Harry Potter world tbf
might just give that thing a try, thought it was targeted guerilla
marketing at first with that merula character being spammed for a week

>Went on some dates but failed to kiss her
at what point should one kiss a girl?

t. clueless

too bad rowling is a massive jew over the rights

We'll need a uniform.
Hey you like skulls and flames?

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*dismantles your entire being*
runts

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*gains access to ur room via the window*

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There's a palpable moment that hangs in the air. It's fucking bizarre. Both of you know a kiss is going to happen (or in my case, should've happened but I was too pussy)