Did you get laid in high school?

No, but I slept with one of my friends from highschool later if that counts.

I am an 18 year old virgin.
Weird huh

No, I posted on Jow Forums instead.

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how is that even possible? reported to the incel police. You don't become like that by being a functional member of society. I weigh 100 kg, look like shit, have massive acne and have crippling autism, Tourettes and hate women yet had satisfying sexual relationships with 5 different girls before i turned 16.

yes. scoring a 14yo girl has never been legal since then

Never ever

Whenever I walk by the school where I studied during HS and see all the good looking chads and stacys kissing eachother before or after classes a part of me dies for remembering that I missed out on teenage love and nothing can ever be done about that

Plz white ppl ya'll are so smart plz make a time machine I beg you
I just want to go to school hold hands with my cute girlfriend and kiss her before going to class
Is that too much to ask? ;__;

I didn't even have friends in high school. Or college. I hate being lonely.

Fuck that. School should be the last place of innocence. The last significant epoch of your life before adulthood. It should be free of the sexual games and politics. Let children be children.

You're probably an autist who scares people off

No, I didn't in university either

Why didn't you shoot the place up?

>not hanging out with other autists, scaring people and gettinged banned out of bars

ishyddtg

Nope, first time got laid at 22

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Yeah. 14 years old pussy is a memory only good people deserve.

>nostlagia

Lol

Last year an autist who was 'suspiciously' hanging around in the school I work at got kicked out for being a creep
A woman who works at the library got scared of him cuz of his mannerisms

I felt kinda bad for him as I could see he could barely communicate for no reason other than severe assburgers

Matter of fact we did use to creep on schoolgirls a couple of times, once we rode around the city shooting out of a watergun and caught one straight in the face, she probably thought it was cum or something. How we never got caught is still a mystery to me
Another favorite of mine is stealing a fedora from some autist
I dream of making a bumfights inspired work of art

Yes
I'm still a fucking failure, though

no
I will be a wizard next year

I was quite socially retarded in high school too.
I learned I had a chance with most of the girls I liked at the time and still managed to stay a virgin until 23.

In college I realized this girl I had a huge crush on probably liked me too. I was pretty much socially retarded then I guess.

Anyone in Lisbon?
Let's lose our virginities together

I don't think sword fight counts

Nonce

Always the Brits. Why are you so insecure? Deep buried down shame due to the knowledge Muslims are raping little English girls?

failed normies fuck off

I graduated before that was cool

Barely. Fucked my best friend literally the last week of High School summer school. I'd have done it earlier if I knew it was going to be that easy, but I was socially inept.

I had to retake a history class the summer after I was supposed to graduate because I ditched literally 90% of the class to hang out with the girl I ended up fucking.

10/10 experience and I probably won't fuck anyone as hot as her unless I hire some high end hooker.

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>non country
England is the best country in the world, whether we have one Mosque or a million doesn't matter. Rule Brittainia

Regards, Ahmed bin Muhammad Abdullah Hamdulillah Bismillahi al Rahmani al Rahimi ibn Mustafa Wahabbi Habbibi Alladin Mansa Musa Bilal Abu Bakr al Baghdadi al Mamum Sahih al Bukhari Imam Hadith Shirk Sheik Durka Durka ibn Allah

same, except one
like
can you beat my density
rubbing her ass on my crotch
and i was oblivious to it

why didn't you marry her?

No.

No regrets though, I prefer more mature women, I can't into emotional drama.

It's impossible to be a virgin after high school in norway. We have the russetid 1st to 17th of may the last year. If you can't get laid then you never will

stay there faggot

Will that remain the same when u're on ur 30's or 40's?

>russetid

Backstory?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russefeiring

Yeah you prefer them now but I doubt 15 year old you was gagging for a 27 year old.

This, even the autists got laid

I didn't know Norway was this degenerate

a couple of weeks ago there was a thread where many people answered about their sex life and which drugs they've done.
pretty much everyone who said they did weed or some other controlled substance had sex early and had multiple partners, and pretty much everyone who was a virgin was also drug&alcohol free

i dont believe people explicitely want premarital sex, they're just chasing anything for pleasure while forgetting consequences. people tell you to be confident and get your life in order so that you can score with girls, but in the end you are just treated as betabux if you dont smoke drink and are otherwise obnoxious

Sounds like hell for an autistic

Sort of scenario where permavirgins won't have any help at getting laid

>ywn have it as easy as Norwegian autists do

they're the original rednecks

No, I dropped out of highschool in grade 9. Proceeded to do all 4 years on online classes in 13 months. So much class time is wasted, it's amazing. I could pop out a five month course in 1-2 weeks of constant work and it would be fresh in my memory for the final.

now you know
no, like said even the autistics manage. just drink and show up to all the parties

High School was great for me, good time without many responsibilities. I had 2 girlfriends but no sex at all.

No, I enjoyed too much studying.

yeah, I fucked a lot at 17. I become virgin again at 18 until 21.

No.

No, so I became a massive slut afterwards to catch up.

I was bullied, but not so hard a it was in 8-9 classes.

>user do you want to be my boyfriend
>w-...w-...what
>No? Ok I was just joking, eheh :)

there was 1 girl in my highschool class

>No, I'm a 21 year old virgin
How is this even possible?

How many fags?

I'm 28 :)

none?

>Did you get laid
no

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No, you're a troll. Nobody is a virgin at 28

Turned 28 in February, basically KHV. Kissed a girl when I was 8, that's it.

I don't believe you. Even literal retards manage to get laid

how new r u

Literal retards go outside.

I leave my home property maybe 1 combined hour per month. Pretty much impossible to get laid when you actually never see a female.

I'll die a virgin.

There was one girl who liked me. She worked up the courage to give me her number and I just never texted her. She sat next to me too and after that she just stopped talking to me altogether. She was a little chubby and into anime. I kinda liked her back, but I didn't want my friends to make my fun of me if we started dating. In retrospect, bad move. I'm a 22 yo khv.

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Yes. Teenage sex is great.
We did a lot of fucked up things. Was great until I knocked her up.

Why don't you just go outside? lmao

Same here, but I didn't go to open high School classes. Just did the exams, memorized the questions and studied just the topics they were asking me. Finished in 8 months and got into University the same year I finished.

not in highschool but when i was 16 i raped a girl on her way home, she didn't know it was me thankfully.

There's a point of no return when it comes to social development, if you live like I have since a young teen you kind of lose your ability to communicate with people face to face.

I have no problem going out and such, but I can't converse. Any attempts to talk to me just end in awkward silence after about 2 sentences.

I am actually more conviced of this every day

Can't get any if you don't even try

>tfw attended all boys school and all boys university

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You get 4 free wives so it's ok

>all boys university
wow

Sounds hot.

just ask dad to give you a hot gf

Were you the one forced to dress up as a girl?

I have never held hands with a girl romantically
t. Almost 20yo

>Is that too much to ask?
Yes. We were put on this planet to suffer. Some more than others.

I did. I got a girlfriend at 17 who was a real freak in bed. She had an amazing ass too (I'm a thicc fag).
We did it all, from footjobs to her eating my ass to her dressing up as my fantasy girls from anime and video games.
She left for the UK after finishing high school, to get away from her shitty family life. She begged me to come with her or at least try a LDR, but I had only been with her in my whole life and I had been in college for a year and wanted to smash some thots other than her. We stopped speaking maybe a year after she moved there.
It's been 9 years now and I never met another woman that was even half as sexually compatible with me as she was, I'm starting to think I never will.
She started dating a guy around the time we stopped talking, and they're still together today. Hope you're being good to her Ryan, she's a special lady and deserves a good man.

>português
>viado

Que vergonha, Manoel... que vergonha.

who /onlylikedonegirl/ here

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I was going to joke saying that you're an overweight homossexual cuz of that "thick fag" but in the very next line it becamr clear that you are actually a faggot do that wouldn't be even slightly funny.

he seems more real than you, and that says a lot.

I've enjoyed my share of anal stimulation yes, but I'm not into men, or even traps.

Here. I don't get how everyone had a new gf/bf every two months. I only liked one girl from the day I met her to the day I left school.

she was never my gf though, it was at the start of uni and I was too socially degenerated to even have a shot