/brit/

my country has a larger military force than yours therefore my opinion is worth more

wanker

no you don't understand America is white and based if you go outside the parts where everyone lives

wahey nerd

strawpoll.me/15752604
strawpoll.me/15752604
strawpoll.me/15752604

someone escort this man to downing street

scotland is catalonia

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cucks and kikes and mean black kids

for me, it's discussing politics on f-list

i am invulnerable to mental illness

/brit/ is a creative insults general

told a girl to show me her tits and she told me to fuck off haha

don't care

really like the scottish accent but I never mention it because jocks always seem to have a chip on their shoulder and an inferiority complex

based Skeptics

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wow nice digit, midget

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Imagine using the term "white genocide"
yikes

hahaha I told ice about the illegal immigrant in my class and he got deported!! fucking based!*gets expelled*

it's actually a language, scots
but dinna fash yirsel

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*blocks your path*

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is this the MENSA meetup?

*enters the thread*

shoeonhead would get it
right up the shitpipe

so much testosterone in that room I just feel manly looking at it

prefer the term "great replacement" myself

>does nothing wrong
>gets punished for it
ah yes, america

*HEEMS you*

If I do forensics at uni can I join the police with it?

*record scratch*

that kid was harassing them, not sure what he expected tbf

worst part is is he clearly did it to earn internet brownie points

Shower fell on the back of my head now I can feel something moving right in the middle of my brain

just performed a stone cold stunner on my mum

don't think you need a degree to be a bleaschman

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Good luck with your insult

wouldn't say I hate all gays, but I do wonder if it's a coincidence every gay I've met has been insufferable

made a joke about a girl's tits and she read it and didn't reply

hahah lads what am i like

that's the best part, he did it to get upvotes on r/the_donald
utter mong

>2 votes for antifa
literally why?

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howling

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Justin Timberlake’s average tour gross is so fucking high for MOTW tour 2m-2.5m for an arena show is amazing he’s doing U2 numbers
Britney and Janet fans must be so pressed and jealous he’s gonna trash em

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she must be under 5 ft

what's she thinking should have just come here we'd have given her a free place to stay and let her wipe her dainty little feet on the taxpayer's dignity

*approaches you*

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lol Britney stans were shading JT’s “cancellation dates” cum checkout His tour gross uglies :))) he’s gonna outgross her existence

need some more rioting need to get a new TV

too much bunda

who do you think is making all the mao/rorke shitposts

very camp post

incisive political commentary

Love shortstack

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why does Janet look Korean?

3 now

bet there's at least one runtoid reading this who paid for a somethingawful account

only virgins freaks voted in this btw

That's a fat bird hiding her fat.

Janet even copies her speaking voice from Michael Jackson ahahaha

reckon I'm too old to be listening to the 1975 now

doing a questionably legal midday wank

genuinely don't know why you'd post here unless someone was paying you to push political agendas
literal waste of time

I know but it could help advancing my career, right?

i can’t believe that shit show 13 reasons why is back with another season ahahaha i’ve never seen anything so dumb and ridiculous worse than that are the pople who are offended by its graphic content they obviously have no idea what graphic really means play em a von trier film

CMON PLEAAAASE PUT IT BACK IN, FUCK MY PUSSY OHHHHHHH

>questionably legal
nonce

the lunch

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bbc.com/news/world-europe-44223025

HEULING

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nice amount of bunda

Ready for AOTY lad?

who the fuck is kris wuuuu what a dumb name
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ready for the parklife dlc leds?

the music taste (which albums are rated are not important what's important is that i'm discerning)

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0_q4Tb7c8
Christ but I miss him

*my hands slip slowly down my pants*

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lmfao

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>Super Dickmann's post of a Schokokuss (chocolate kiss) included the caption: "What are you looking at? Wouldn't you also want to be Meghan today?"

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>be 25
>run an automated business(pay no tax because it's incoporated overseas)
>go to uni to learn some backup skills incase i need to get a career
>get full maintenance loan
>have nice car, rent 2 bed flat near campus

It's a comfy af life lads, some right peng tings on my course looking for an older guy too

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oh my god CRINGE
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*

why not bounce your prayer of mending off the tank for a nice threat boost?

this

really need a new keyboard and mouse, a bunch of keys and my left click don't work but I'm fucking skint

NEED a nigglet shooting pronto

why isnt caffeine illegal

>yahoo search engine

How the fuck did Western society get to this point?

STATE

youtu.be/BwC3v49Xxx8
youtu.be/BwC3v49Xxx8

ROFL

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i dont want to watch this
stop bringing it to me

Any Texan man in