Times when you used Jow Forums memes irl?

Times when you used Jow Forums memes irl?

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I only use /tv/ memes irl like saying based and kino.

if you use any memes in real life it's time to off yourself

I don't, no memes in common speech, not even "meme". My power levels are too high

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Heres my story on how my time on Jow Forums had made me look like an autist in the eyes of my norwegian relatives and their friends

>be me going to norway to visit my relatives there
>im there to help out with the kids and around the house
>but they want me to get new experiences so they bring me along to their friends who invited them to their hütten
>this new setting leads me to try to be funny (thats how you break the ice with strangers r-right?)
>bigmistake.wav
>my every attemp at humour is something Jow Forums related since thats the only way i know how to „be funny”

>they ask me what im doing
>my relative says that im helping out with the kids and around the house
>to which i immediately reply „of course, what else would an eastern european be doing in Norway other than baby sitting and manual labor?”
>at least i got a chuckle out of one of the hosts (the guy)

>we go for a walk
>see a bunch of anthills swarming with ants
>”wow its just like china”

>we play cards
>i got a hand full of spades and clubs
>”my hand is just like sweden cause its full of blacks”
>i knew about the norwegian-swedish relation so i thought id score some laughs with this

>they talk about brewing and selling beer
>one of them says that if you botch the bottling or the brewing (i didnt really get this part) the bottles can explode
>”i think youd be pretty successful with that on the arabian market”

>we go sailing
>they talk about sports
>how the germans are unbeatable in football, how the ethiopians are unbeatable in running, etc…
>at some point the conversation dies down a bit
>for some reason i try to butt in
>”well i dont know much about sports but i guess you cant beat the somalians in cross country”

These are most of my attempts cause after the arabian one my aunt told me that she didnt know whats gotten into me and to cool it with this „xenophobic dribble”. I guess i had to learn the hard way to keep the Jow Forums shit on Jow Forums.

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I don't use memes irl because I'm not a retard.

I have unironically said wh*Teoid (with the “white” pronounced), and used some of the KARA BOGA copypasta in a conversation.

Meme irl is fucking cringe. Sorry, this side of mine is personal and private side of my self. I'm not showing it to anyone, ever.

i celebrate easter once a year

Kek'd

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fuuuuu-
i feel like i could say (and probably already have said) something like that without even noticing something was off

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Celebrate what?

Atleast I thought your jokes were decent.
Anyways, what's a "hütten"?

I do quote and refer to memes irl, but only with my brother.

>few years back
>travel to Wyoming with family to visit friends
>land in Chicago waiting for connecting flight
>eat half of a disgusting "pizza" thats more of a liquid pie
>while sipping my coke a stereotypical american flesh mountain comes rolling by in a scooter
>never seen anything close to this in Sweden
>sure, ive seen pictures of fatter people, but its another thing seeing it irl, like some exotic animal at the zoo
>realise the memes are real
>barely contain my laughter with mouth full of coke, smiling so big it leaks from the corner of my mouth
>look at brother
>just as he turns to look at me
>no words spoken, just see thoughts mirrored as he is grinning with squinting eyes trying to not laugh
>cannot contain myself
>coke explodes through my nose as we laugh

based

Oh boy this is the shit that reassures me I'm not a hopeless anti-social autist.

Never, that's stupid and it makes you look like an utter twat.
I WILL admit that I make up various short poems and shit, though, it's a neat way to pass the time.

Here's an Jow Forumsernational one.
>The American man hath finally landed
>in the English city covered with a misty blanket
>and upon the first person he had met
>he uttered the words "Whiter than you, Ahmed"

>play charades
>my word is "helocopter"
>spin with arms extracted
>make "pew pew pew" rocket sound
>try to imitate lezginka in order to show who receives rockets
>mfw I remember that my uncle participated in both chechen wars and was sitting in the room

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>what else would an eastern european be doing in Norway

That's not even Jow Forums, my whole family always makes jokes about how we're barbarian eastern europeans, basically russians, coming to destroy their country, when visting our british relatives.

>”well i dont know much about sports but i guess you cant beat the somalians in cross country”
How is that supposed to be autistic ? Jokes are about Somalians are common here

>meet a guy who served in the army during the 50's
>i didn't get sent in algeria because my father died in WW2 (it gives you some privileges if your father die in a war)
>but my friends fought in Algeria
>ask him if they died

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based af
You'd get a solid amount of chuckles for those jokes here.

>>see a bunch of anthills swarming with ants
>>”wow its just like china”

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>2015
>participate in the ebin thread that gave birth to DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>see Indian qt on BART
>think back on thread
>smile like a retard while looking at her
>she smiles back
>I'm still thinking of the thread
>she goes full on grin mode while twirling her hair
>realize what I've done
>see guy with a Canadian shoulder bag
>think of A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL
>give up and continue smiling at qt
>she gets off at next stop

im not autistic enough to spot "humor" from a Mongolian sweatshop image board in my common speech.

Sorry, I think its hytten.

I once accidentaly called an American normie la creatura

I call leafs leafs out of habit now

I only use Jow Forums memes irl

The only thing I do is say "el abominacion" or "la creatura" when we learn complicated formulas for the first time in uni