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for me, it's sleeping in a dark room during the day and walking around downtown at night

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tree surgery

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I pose as an intellectual here. It was all a trick, I deceived you.

trip this up finna bitch

computer science prolly
for what purpose
Wst

it's magic

Just click the scroll button

I think my old man may now understand. he was stuck at a bus stop this morning making his way home after delivering a car. He said he got into coversation with a lad of 19 about where they were going etc. My husband is old and he loves to chat to people. This guy was on his way to work at a local hospital (not going to say for obvious reasons) and as the conversation progressed he told MrBTT how his job was collecting sharps in the hospital. He got paid absolutely nothing for this. Not a fucking penny. Working full time and they didn't even reimburse his bus fares (£6 a day). The guy depended on the fact that his dad housed him and gave him £75 a week to get through this. He's been doing this for 9 months in the hope that he will get a permanent job next month when he's done 10 months for free. During that time other people have been brought in to cover, who he has had to train for two weeks, who are being paid a proper wage while he works for nothing. He said he is really hoping for, but holds out little hope for, a permanent position. He said the most likely scenario is another guy gets brought in for 10 months free work and he gets ditched.

Mr BTT was incensed - obvs paid his return fare for him - and said he couldn't belive how badly our young are being treated. Whilst he votes how I tell him to I don't think it really drove home to him until today. He was like "Why does he do it?". "Because they have no choice, if they don't do it then they don't even get the meagre benefits that someone their age gets".

Medicine.

Went to uni as a virgin biomed, returning as a chad medical student.

can't find that on a trackpad sunshine
(might plug in my mouse now though)

fucked sleep schedule mainly
like walking around downtown me

ah yes, medicine, the toil-free choice

Any "currently on toil lunch break" man in?

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For me it's wagecucking for 50 hours a week and then being too exhausted to do anything the weekend

>toil-free
>medicine
KEK

how do you stop getting gout as an old fart
this is my biggest fear If/when I get to that stage

poo wank or sex wee lads?

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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decided the buzzcut doesn't look THAT bad if I wear a nice shirt but I only have 1 or 2 decent ones so that'll have to do until the hair grows back a bit

>used to chat to a girl in another city that I never met
>she'd send me nudes and talk about shagging etc
>she got a bf
>we still talk intimately about shagging each other but she doesn't send me nudes anymore
am I an orbiter or is he being proto-cucked?

how about some Jesus or Allah la

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For me its being a toilcunt 20 hours a week over 2 days as a retail security guard only to loose money to the CSA

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just kill yourself at 60

Based Eric Andre poster

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Drink lots of water

>proto-cucked

STATE of you

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>medicine
>toil-free

who's gonna be the one to tell him lads? Your uni mates doing english lit and business will be out party and socializing, and you'll be learning the names of the 56 muscles in the penis off by heart for your test next week

It'll pay off if you go to AUS after you graduate tho

I'm in luck, I drink lots of it like a good boy

dont have time for lunch so just having a 'fee

feel like im doing a cleanse

Avoid foods that are high in purine

>no actual toil besides placements until I'm literally 26
>family will support me unconditionally for 4 years because I'm a fucking medical student
>NHS gives me a bursary which I WILL spend on speed and fags
>just have to pass exams every year with a bit of unitoil

Enjoy your toil every weekday for the next four years, I'll be thinking of you.

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which one is it lad
I wouldn't be happy if my gf was messaging other lads about shagging but I can't shake the feeling that I'm the beta in this situation

Take Cialis daily (5mg).

>huevos rancheros/shakshuka but with beans
ew

medical students kill themselves

your intern toil is more difficult than anyone's full time permanent toil.

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>he thinks he's not going to want to rope himself studying for these
oh my sweet summer child

Just ctrl+click then you spastic

this link creates mustard gas do not click it

med students where i went to university were a bunch of grade a wreckheads

get gabbin or get goin

>call a black person a nigger
>hate crime

>call a white person a cracker
>its just a joke man

nope just pastry for fat fucks

? you might have to put in more observed "hours" but medicine is not a hard degree or job (brain surgeons etc discounted obviously), and before you're facetious and say well of course it's harder than business management degree yeh well no shit lad.

Any toil man in

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>is offended by the word cracker

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reckon i could do medicine you don't really need to be smart, just good at remembering things

MY KING

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you don't have to properly remember things it's just like any other subject where you have to remember the specifics for a particular exam but then you can basicly forget about it.

for me it's the do nothing be nothing see nothing lifestyle but masking my issues with irony to get by toil

Me

>is a nigger

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ABSOLUTE LEDGEND

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virgin freak

all the issues customer service assistants run into with batshit insane customers x 1000 because the doctor is the end of the line in terms of them getting what they want. why do you thin surgeries have bars on the windows and signs warning about harassing staff.

it'd be so much easier to go into business

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who's behind these, brit

Cannot stand this unfunny bint

less than 2 months left

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medicine is the universally considered the hardest degree from a studytoil standpoint
i hope you dont any sort of learning or attention deficiency and can pull all nighters while memorizing menial stuff without your brain crumbling

wtf I love roasties now

the doctor is the bit at the back, what you're describing are the nurses and admin staff

coon

Genius! How did she come up with this? I can't even right now.

Just put my dick in some spaghetti lads haha

doctors have to look into the bodies of grotty prossies and drug addicts mongs for a living.

haha good luck

katherine
where are the jokes

>caring about anither nation's issues

Cannot fathom giving a shit about what another nation's social policies are.

had 2 wanks yesterday AND a wet dream

grim

Best most of you are like this.

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>chebs
Nope
>gams
Nah
>rump
No

For me, the most attractive part of a woman, is her brain.

nope, the doctor gets it in the neck too. they work everyday face to face. it's not a back room gig. in addition to a shit load of paperwork. the admin staff get to clock out

haha oh my days this is brilliant

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My dick is spaghetti lad

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new policy idea: free kebabs for students

conservatives
>the kebabs are half the size of a normal kebab
labour
>the kebabs are halal
greens
>the kebabs are tofu
ukip
>the kekabs are fish and chips

Shall be voting ukip

don't know what backwards hospitals you go to where doctors are on the front line instead of seeing patients in the back. Paperwork is annoying for sure but it's just part of added beaurcracy that continues to be piled on to every (especially public) professions.

Chicken shish for RadCem master race

based 'kip does it again

Bump

nice one jack mate hahahaha

I've already done a degree which is considered by most people to be difficult and I got a first with minimum effort.

In all seriousness, I've obviously done my research while I spent the last 4 years of my life preparing for the selection process. You don't get into medicine without knowing how hard it is, so stop worrying.

>RadCem

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