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sue

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you're the most autistic poster on the board

had a great cummie

surely a /brit/ poster

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alri

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A bit much work for me.
I'll probably stick to beer.

unironically look like patrice from the inbetweeners except with shorter hair and paler skin

anyone got a twitter here?

gf just faxed me this

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sausage rolls are great to be fair to the lad

just lengthen everything, especially if these are shit little jobs no one will check

exaggerate don't lie

nowt wrong with that

suit yourself but it's deffo worth it
spirits give a bit of a hangover compared to beer, but those cocktails are delish
no i'm not gay i just like tasty drinks

looks more like the neet louis type on /britfeel/

Mad how his mother enabled this. My mum would just have let me starve to death.

well here's a suggestion: kill yourself because you wasted your 20s doing fuck all

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yes

twitter.com/TimmyUk

I wanna punch her in the face for being so beautiful knowing I'll never be good enough

does he not even have ketchup or brown sauce or owt on it?

I'm not interested in taste, just to have an increasing amount of alcohol entering my system over about two and half hours.

BREXIT MEANS...

twitter.com/PhilGreaves01/status/999207017519681536

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Anyone else's Jow Forums CSS breaking? Seems to only be on SFW boards too ffs

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>190,406 abortions carried out in England and Wales in 2016

>speak japanese
>going to go to uni and do japanese, milking the state of £50,000 to learn something I already know

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Is she the one swimming?

so do you all not actually have gfs? I thought this was just a big running joke

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what like it turns all black and white and simple looking

ublock the big hiro cock lad that'll get the ol' css right as rain

>16 in NI

>all those e*ves

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in that case
white cider and strong 8%+ lager (snakebite)
i'm a heavy drinker but 2-3 pints of that and i'm fucked

might become mpreg

You learned it or are you a native speaker?

how do you get 50,000?

Na it all turns white and everything's just a big list of hyperlinks.

AN ACT
A CHARADE
A PERFORMANCE FOR YOU ALL!

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Slavs have oriental eyes

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need a fat orc gf

haha it's like when monica did that cooking class even though she's a professional chef

learnt it

mature student(get full maintenance loan) and foundation year

What's your point?

yeah thats what i meant, it happens to me only when im foneposting

>yes, i'm an alcoholic.
me too
ive branched out into large amounts of cuba libres recently as am sick of red wine
a bottle of rum a night gives me a p bad hangover tho
but it's a fiver a bottle at least

That's fine then a lot of people I know did this with Russian.

wtf you can get 50 grand for going to fucking uni

looking through timothy byrne followers

twitter.com/TomWynne_

this guy is defo a /brit/ poster

you're a bit daft, aren't you

Looks like a pornstar, verruca or something

I'm 20 mate

no im high

tim made it big on some normling sites a while back

alri nonces

'ri

yeah man, cuba libres go down very smooth
dunno where you're getting rum for a fiver a bottle
you mean 35cl bottles?
when i do rum i tend to drink a litre of it over a couple of days, but a litre of bacardi, on special offer, is at least £15

>ladbible

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abortion has probably ended more lives than the 4.9 million killed in the holocaust by now

still creasing over those frogs going to blackpool to pull

just want to go on an epic quest

Doubt you're getting any mate

but fetuses aren't alive academia and tv told me this

>190k less chavlets and niglets
Ahhhh what a loss

Lad, there's been almost 50 million abortions in America alone since it was legalised.

bang on

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skipped gym today lads
had a stomach ache

haven't gone since last friday

know a guy who works there, he basically steals memes for a living

italy m8
i dont think there's duty on alcohol here, only VAT
can get 5 litres of decent red wine for about 8 quid too
beer is relatively pricey for the booze content at about 1 euro a litre

still a mass loss of life akin to the Holocaust innit

yeah much better to make up the birthrate shortfall by importing a million africans and "asians"

Quite open to the idea of legalizing drugs as revenue for the state but wouldn’t be a fan of junkies prowling the streets off their nut

Live in a deep red state and don't know a single person IRL who still supports Trump

Turn on Https by default

what's up with kent?

>dad left when I was really young
>mum didn't teach me a single thing, no life skills, nothing
>she thinks that feeding, housing and doing laundry means she's a perfect mother
>feels like I raised myself as I have no memories of her teaching my anything
>am forced to pay rent in my own home
>wonders why I can't move out when she's siphoning all my money
>is ignorant as shit, almost obnoxiously so
I wish I went with my dad.

how much does he get paid? lol

full of spackers

>Business Management & Mandarin Chinese

thoughts on the ol' uni choice?

dont go to dublin then haha

what'd you call me?

bet they all hate the Democrat Party even more though

shropshire, chester and herefordshire are part of greater wales

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>>Business Management & Mandarin Chinese

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fuck off riterar chird

that's funny because his approval rating has only been rising

aye, just change everything under the top one to Irrelevant and sorted

>Mandarin

Oh no

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>that's funny because his approval rating has only been rising

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