the sexpat life edition
/brit/
Sebastian Sanders
Elijah Richardson
Where do you eyes automatically keep going when looking at this picture. Be honest.
Justin Moore
David Reed
treat yourself to a wank la
Robert Gonzalez
the incel gene runs in my family
Xavier Russell
I wonder if Meghan Markle is distantly related to Angela Merkel
Jack Ortiz
Once I graduate police academy I’ll dob in all the virgin freaks for conspiring to revolt
Robert Carter
why did you stop telling jokes?
Dominic Morris
>darling, that detestable little gremlin has written me another letter
Austin Wright
I'm going for a cigarette so see you virgins in 5 minutes yeah?
James White
based
Ayden Brooks
good to see another million dollar extreme bro here! hi5 me bro!
Jeremiah James
Never ever told jokes, certainly not on /brit/. Think you're confusing me with someone else. Please stop asking this. I'm asking nicely.
Juan Martin
Is this the lad whose kids walked in the room before the asian wife dragged them away for a beating
Jason Gonzalez
I’m a little virgin freak fag boy who needs sorting out
Easton Robinson
no dickhead
a guy that was on richard and judy
he was living proof
and it's not exactly rocket surgery
vigorously rub your face like you're polishing a boot twice a day and your face is gonna wind up looking rough innit
simple as
Joseph White
Lindsey Jarvis, 27, pleaded not guilty to two counts of rape at the Fayette County Courthouse in Kentucky, where she held hands with her husbandof three years
She was also charged with rape, sodomy and unlawful transaction with a minor in neighboring Woodford County
Jarvis sexually assaulted the boy in May 2016, had sex with him in June, andresigned from her position that same month, according to an indictment
But she continued the relationship even after she got another job at an elementary school, the indictment states
Bentley Peterson
cackling
Parker Morales
>tfw she wants to meet
Ayden Lewis
post your willy again
Logan Lopez
Hell yes I love MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME! It's so ruddy funny!
Aaron Wright
It does help but then I beat myself up when I only cum a few miserable drops with the GFS. I am trying to have children lad. Not that I didn't want twice yesterday and the day before.
John Robinson
weak imitation
Adam Edwards
yes thats right the munchie box with extra doner meat
if the driver arrives and my stepdad car in the driveway tell him to abort yes thank you
Adrian Evans
Dominic Allen
i made it onto the news
Liam Jones
*composes a witty letter to your gf*
Luis Taylor
Dominic Howard
what's causing all these attractive yank teachers to fuck their underage students?
Adam Peterson
just had a wank, think mum heard me
Connor Green
imagine being this guy
Jeremiah Hill
dont have one you neurotypical freak (pepe/pope)
Chase Ross
Dylan Jenkins
he must lead a very sad existence
John Green
So many desperate “findom” girls on Twitter going on about paypigs and tributes it’s hilarious
Jaxson Collins
Austin Diaz
it's poleaboo
Wyatt Robinson
American society has been shredded by Jewish degeneracy
Here is the coiffed cuck in question
Sebastian Martin
What happened to 190kg? Where is he?
Hunter James
fucking hell
Colton Price
poor fucker's too afraid to engage in a normal conversation, even anonymously
one day it'll stop forever, and we'll all just kind of know
Caleb Barnes
Landon Brown
IS COMIN HOME ES YEAR LAS
WES ALREADY GOT OUR ENGERLAND 2018 WORL CUP CHAMP TATTOS WE DO.
Aiden Davis
just don't see the appeal when you could spend that money on a prostitute
Xavier Ward
SW
Grayson Gomez
detest these shitty strawman comics
Jason Young
Laughed at this one
Asher Adams
tfw no gf
Jonathan Russell
anyone else role play as a virgin 90% of the time on /brit/? Infact it wouldn’t surprise me if there were no genuine virgins here at all
Luis Reyes
>eating afternoon snack toil soon
Adrian Sanders
triggered, libcuck?
James Gonzalez
Ornithophobic*
Oliver Flores
Interestesing that no an*ime is posted here, how so?
Cooper Robinson
heh, hit a nerve?
Brandon Sullivan
will enjoy seeing runts like this getting battered in russia
Cameron King
Where? Lad isn't anywhere to be seen. Must have taken his trip off out of embarrassment.
Christopher Cook
my posts are always 100% honest
no point lying when nothing you say matters anyway
Angel Myers
should the opportunity arise
vomit me flies
flies vomit me
together’s unwise
sever all ties
should the opportunity arise
vomit me flies
flies vomit me
vomit green eyes
Jaxson Diaz
They fear my wrath
Hudson Taylor
>Macron married his high school teacher who is ~20 years older than him
Jordan Flores
Fairly sure that 99.9% of them get nothing from it and are just trying their luck with the sad little muh paypiggies routine. I hope so anyway.
Oliver Peterson
business idea: disguise the SAS as hooligans and have them heem Russians
Levi Richardson
lol spider fucker
Blake Reed
I just don't get how a person can be a virgin? Like, you just stick your willy into some girl's vagina and then you're not a virgin anymore.
David Wood
Charles Powell
>triggered, libcuck?
Nathan Hernandez
Do you want a fight or something mate?
Jeremiah Taylor
Connor Parker
>Russia
>Beating brave English lads up
LMAO.
Liam James
you think we're some sort of two-bit general that tolerates anime?
snuff out the problem at the source
other countries' generals are filled with anime because they didn't have the foresight to bullycide the anime posters at first sign of trouble
Mason Hill
sUICIDE
wATCH
Caleb Hill
Zachary Ward
nofap is stupid
no point denying yourself pleasure
just get some self control and wank every other day
Zachary Jackson
based
Justin Lewis
MI6 will be going. Maybe Section 11.
>being anti-anime
Rude.
Ryder Nguyen
Chinese 'cess replied to my message at 22:25 (one hour after I sent it). I voluntarily replied at 22:26 with a question. I'm sure the cunt will only reply tomorrow and pretend she fell asleep. Feel disgusted by myself to let myself be treated this way I really do.
Gavin Bailey
There way too many anime posters in our thread now to single them out. Anime posters are fucked in the head
Evan Morgan
>vote labour
Michael Taylor
user'S GOOGLE HISTORY
Leo Ward
shouldn't this baby be brown
Dominic Gomez
Mason Peterson
yeah, you can't really do anything about it once they take hold, once there are enough of them you will just get flooded with smug anime faces if you complain
Jacob Walker
have two girlfriends
Joshua Reed
Biryani and two naan please boss
Brody Mitchell
the saffer is the most insufferable person here by far
how can you be so fucking tedious
Liam Flores
i'm willing to offer the full £90,000
but i want a 60% stake in your company
needless to say, i will be bringing years of experience and you will have access to all of my invaluable contacts in this field of business, which happens to be my specialty
Robert Hall
miss when he used to tell jokes desu
Gabriel Ramirez
keep getting that song stuck in my head. it's fucking awful
Samuel Watson
anime is british culture lad
Aiden Gonzalez
going down the caramac & lilt shop, anyone want ewt?
David Phillips
mainly because once he did he'd shut the fuck up after
Jayden Cook
lmao, are they actually
Isaiah Diaz
>desu
Matthew Bailey
whats gfs?
Jaxon Thompson
fuck off
Easton Thompson
Colton Rivera
Aiden Stewart
will you fight in the great South African Race War?
Lincoln Gray
fuck off tismo
Bentley Wright
Are you saying we should try colonise Africa again?