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first for anime

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My wifu we should have 2m dinaric children :3

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i am the guy one left mate with my bois.
i'm not slav pham. i'm bulgarian. half tatar. half turk.

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Maкeдoнeц, къдe ги глeдaш тия пpoфили?

Based Albanian

Kopira od /soc/ arhiva

You can't have children, dumbo.

This guy is not from /soc/ he was shitposting here

He's from kyustendil

>gender
F
>race
White, Bulgarian
>age
20
>location
Uk
>sexual orientation
Straight
>age you lost virginity
14
>moment you became a slut
Highschool
>the reason you became a slut
Idk, I guess I always used to act a bit slutty when I was younger cos I liked the attention. The moment when I first saw myself as one was when I started owing guys sexual favors and stuff.
>the number of people you finger/gave handjob too
Don't remember, like 6-7
>number of people you gave oral to
Again I don't really remember but it's more than the guys I've had proper sex with.
>the number people you had your dick in/dick in you
15

>sluttiest thing you've done
First things that come to mind are blowing my dealer, sex with my boss, blowing people as part of my job and stuff

every animal """""lover"""" shall hang at the day of the rope.
They put up this façade where they take pictures of their pets and upload it on their social media account as to appear more modern when in fact they're doing it to shill for likes.

24 yo. Plovdiv, Bulgaria.

hobbies include

kickboxing
dogfighting
hunting refugees at turkish border

i wanna boipussy for myself.

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scum like dealers and club bouncers get laid a lot

Today I saw a dream,
Mosques and churches being destroyed,
I woke up fresh and fit,
It was a beautiful dream

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We can, I need her to email me and I'll go to novi sad :3

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but what if she has a dick

Reminder we are only $1k away from Bulgaria without 10 years of gibs

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>if

Don't worry bro, I'll do a reverse-Bogdan

The only difference is that i'm already half serbian

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Those Albanians really do a good job, unlike Grujo amirite?

>He's from kyustendil
i.e the retard who killed kotchan yesterday

Post sad rain music

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21 albanian

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I spammed that in every general yesterday and there was a flood of new ips

Would you let her have a go on your ass too?

Why do you speak about yourself in third person?

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>I'm not slav
>Has green eyes and squats in military camo

I'll take that as a yes. [spoiler]Sissy boy.[/spoiler]

Did you see me bae?

I'm 2m and you're 170c, I'd dominate the shit out of you :3 but also I'd take care of you and pet you

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god you're cringy. Im going to have a smoke

>Im going to have a smoke

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t. Jealous shqiplet

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Who's your waifu user? I'm glad you found someone to love

You're the one getting your ass fucked though. [spoiler]Sissy boy.[/spoiler]

This is what enverbey survives on

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What did you do to my beloved balk, frenlos?

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Scoll a bit more down, she's here :^)

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He's getting his bum virginity taken by the new ''fem''user.

He survives on healthy food?
HOW TERRIBLE
He better get those vitamins like based maqekars
Who needs taking vitamins from actual food
Or better yet drink soylent, all vitamins in one drink

I could buy a bigger stack of food for $2 at KAM market

>Ameritard prices

I'm sure she's cute, have a happy laifu with your waifu

Thanks user. We'll invite you to the wedding in Belgrade :3

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Uhm...where did you find this pic??

I'm here to bring sophistication to /balk/.

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I prefer to watch kanye cry at 4:00

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>I heard you were talking shit about anime, is this true?

how fucked are you?

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Are da napravim edno haxche vednaga
qsen li sam

Only for me and the cutie :3

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I have a berserk shirt.

ei turciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

> Be filthy shitskin sand nigger out walking goats with your sons at 5am
> In the distance you can hear the sound of ...

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> "Derka Derka, let's go back home. I'm scared Papa." Your youngest son says to you
> You all nod in agreement and start to go back home
> The noise is getting Closer by the second
> You start to run as the sound is booming behind you
> The goats are all "baaaing" and shit
> "PAPA!"
> You turn around just in time to see your son get shot in the skull, his brain fragments onto your clothing
> Complete shock overtakes you as your entire body goes stiff.
> You look in front of you and see an American Chad lifting and pointing his M16A4 at you
> "Get Some Mother Fucker!" Says the Chad, as he pumps two rounds into your chest
> You fall to the ground and watch helplessly as your other son is run down and shot
> "AHHH!!! MOHAMMAD HELP ME!" The shitskin calls out
> Your body grows heavy, as you drown in a pool of your own blood as the sound of Metallica is the last thing you hear before you die

God Fucking Bless America

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put your trip on, Guts

fucking degenerate subhuman an*Me posters

i thought you being ottoman rapebabies would discipline you a little bit.

Ur brain is broken how can you cheer at that

>"Hell yeah i cant wait to kill sandnigger shitski-"

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Kazanboy did you kik the julich hoe?

>"Those goddamned sandni-"

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>"I wonder if stacy back home is cheating on m-"
>"WHAT THE FUCCK AAAAA-"
>"I better run before i get sh-"

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Literally /balk/ sumarized.
If you don't take breaks it becomes boring after 2 threads.

0:11 IDF solder executes a Palestinian in cold blood

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based IDF

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>all these war gifs
you are nasty

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i am nasty ? those very same americans bombed the shit out of your country retard
The IED in pic related is called an EFP (Explosively formed penetrator)

i will show what it can do to a humvee next post, these are very deadly and can almost destroy all US vehicles.

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You know what's funny? We just post these vids for fun but the Jordan sandnigger has to live that IRl

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xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

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PRAVETE HAX BE

obsessed

p-please stay safe

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it's on the headlines

i'll keep you safe angel

No one will ever harm you

i will leave now

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I remember some seven years ago I was playing some video game online. Once, only I and some other dude were left in the lobby so we started talking. He was from either syria or jordan, can't really remember. Then he said something I remembered only recently. How something is stirring up and how no one outside the country can find out the truth because they get drowned out by propaganda by the centers of power.

This triggers me even tho I'm not american

Just having some traditional serbian cololadini napitak.

why

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I feel like you're killing actual humans

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>hey big bro this is my new bf tyrone he will be sleeping at our place tonight haha
>wus good bruh

how do you react?

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are you really from jordan?

thats pretty funny because i actually killed an american when i was in iraq

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yes

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how's life there?

So you killed one of the two Americans who died during the invasion?

5k americans died in iraq.
its okay

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Cute

is there risk of war?

Having green, hazel eyes is a steppe trait.

Possible, the government almost wants it, new taxes, higher prices on almost everything.

why though? Israel is too powerful militarily.
Also, i was watching a documentary about the six day war, and i was so infuriated with egypt retardedness, of how they lost their entire air force and lied to Jordan about that

>I can differentiate between Albanians here and can tell who is who. This is not reddit retards, but an anonymous board, where you are supposed to not differentiate yourself

>I cannot differentiate between Albanian posters here. That means Albanians are hiveminded lol

Why do retarded shkijes do this?

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i thought you mean civil war in jordan, not war between israel.

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This ugly bitch has 1200+ pics on her instagram

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civil war? wtf, why?

>MAGAdalena
such an incel name

My face when I orgasm handsfree

You're starting to piss me the fuck off, you asked if there is a risk of war, and you didn't say what kind of war so i assumed you meant civil war, because no sane person would think jordan will have a war with israel.