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Wish i was an obese yank copper who could open fire on random people and not get arrested.

THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES

any /haunted by his mistakes/ man in?

we could've been married by now

We need a /London/ general sick of funny little Englanders with strange accents ruining the threads

not really cant change the past innit

That reminds me of a time at school when a friend covered his face in tooth paste in the morning because he read that it gets rid of spots, and by 11 o'clock ish his entire face was white, silly boy.

Never regret anything because at that moment it was exactly what you wanted to do.

- Thierry Henry

you have one:

What's the point of toiling if you barely have any time for yourself? Most of your time is spent toiling.

DOOOOIIIIIING ~~~
A WAAAAAAAAANKKK ~~~

Every single day. Let the best girl in the world go because I was young and wanted to shag about

OWRITE GEEZER IT'S LANDAHN INNIT BRUV

yeah

i know this is a meme but not a fan of how most londoners genuinely think like this
sickens me

Might punch my bf in the face

usually do something by complete mistake
so not true

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I'm what you may call alt right

i like pewdiepie

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>go on a low calorie diet for 6 months
>barely lose any weight
alright then

>2018
>doesn't burn cigarettes

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willne boys haha legend tic tac

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Virgins who want to sniff a girls arse are weird. Guess what it smells like? An arse. Smells like your arse and everyone else’s arse.. sweat and shit

>Cisco CCIE qualification

thoughts?

Claire ting

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will be adding THIS particular image to my collection

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he's right tbqh

britain is never going to rise again

virginoidal fingers wrote this post

want to have SEX

She's perfect, love cute comfy girls

would crush her skull with my hand

detestable creature

It beckons...

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Do it for the credz but don't expect a job

Trying getting a girl who actually bathes then.

just reported an untaxed vehicle to the dvla

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how did you even know it wasn't taxed

nah it doesn't
absolutely love the musky smell of the gf's arse
when you're horny as all hell those pheromones drive you crazy

ah yes

they've turned an old pub in my town into a miller and carter steakhouse

excellent

it's my mums

what about if I combined with with an Infosec degree?

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i'm in bad shape lads
i can't get a grip on myself
i'm going to end up in the fucking hospital if this doesn't stop soon

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probably some old beaten up astra driven my a chav
good stuff

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>musky smell of the gfs arse

grim, odourless or fuck off

>would crush her skull with my hand

>detestable creature

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arrest all women

>last one sent at 9:11
bet your tower came down too eh haha

Are you just starting at uni? I'm not sure about an infosec degree. You can still get an entry level infosec job without it.

female bum sweat smells divine

havent weighed my self in years
frightened to do so

the squadron

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no i'm trying to choose what to do, I'm 24 and will be going to uni next year, but I'm too much of a brainlet for software eng/CS and don't what to do

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why is it that a female is incapable of singing a song without breaking into tina turner-esque screeching and wailing?

Can somebody post the Liverpool fans webm with the rising man, or the one with “I don’t believe it”

like that film, want to tear 2nd from rights arsehole to pieces with my tongue

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good film

Do you like Arctic Monkeys' new record?

gondor calls for aid

and my willy will answer

amazon is the tyrell corporation/weyland yutani

its okay
better than their other lps

What am I looking at here?

Absolutely disgusting horrid dog breed, literally a hellhound straight from my nightmares. Never post that shit again or I will report you to GCHQ for trolling and cyber bullying.

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more of a farthest left man

you can check it online
gov.uk/report-untaxed-vehicle

if it is untaxed for two months, you can report it and they can come take it away

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quite apt
ngl

prime virgin post

this time last year I had a gf and we went all over the country and had picnics in fields

and my car was better

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Only like the title track. The rest doesn't do anything for me.

how long does ket take to kick in when snorted

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Never knew about this gonna go around looking for vehicles to report in poor areas tomorrow.

anyone else like stuff?

How long is a piece of string?

love that bird of the colgate advert
she's got a massive gob
bet she sucks dick like a pro

nah not for me

Miriam ting

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yeah but that means checking every car you see
bit time consuming just to fuck over someone you don't even know

not a fan

how does it feel to be one of us

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omg I LOVE stuff!
+1
#stuff #liking #likingstuff

>I have no self confidence: the post

HATE stuff
HATE things
LOVE tings

Simple. As.

this time last year I was a virgin freak and now Im still a virgin freak haha

r brian

*surreptitiously displays my old tax disc*

gf

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kek

it was parked on my street for like 3 month, i'd had enough 2bh, thought it was abandoned

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I don't mind stuff, it's the people who like stuff I don't like

why do nignogs and potatonogs pronounce thing the same way?

We Are All Grenfell

#solidarity #love

any nutted but she still suckin man in?

oh fuck off