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Nords- Which Southern Euro language you like the most?

Meds- Which Northern Euro language you like the most?

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French is beautiul, but Greece is also pretty nice to listen to.
Portugal is not a med country

italian tbqh

>Portugal is not a med country

The fuck you said?

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I said; PORTUGAL IS NOT MED

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Greetings. I haven't listened to the languages enough for me to pick a favourite.

portugese

Don't make me beat you up with my bagpipe

We all know the Germanic man FEARS the CELT warrior.

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Just pick muh singing almost childish language like everybody else

Portuguese is the nicest but Maltese is interesting.

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hi

in two weeks Ihave finals

What?

Swedish
Portugues

Too much abuse online. Danish is shunned in all corners of this virtual world

I still don't get what he meant.

wtf a non-med and non-nord in the thread

I'm watching you

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When people pick from nordic languages they often if not all of the times pick Norwegian or Swedish and describe them as the Dane did.

portuguese is the most beautiful

italian second

i'm indifferent towards the rest

Italia ^_^

Ah alright, I get it now.

those poor danes. They did it to themselves.

Why do they deserve the bullying?

you've been found out, Joao

>being an angloid ally
disgusting

you forgot the thread title, dumbie!

expected, from a medlet pooptugues lmao

Danes are a bit arrogant. Comes with living on the continent I think.

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finnish is cute

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Scroll down to the soundcloud things.

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Because of the sounds they make. It makes me sick I can't stand it at all.

Nothing compared to this swedish chad
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Danish seems alright when it's written, it's so sad what happened.

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>flag of made-up Occitania
>not flag of France

When written it's just spurdo version of Swedish.

And finnish looks weird when it's written, when it's sung it's shamanic wisdom.
I hope that's how others percieve it.

I've listened to songs by Týr in Danish (like Ramund hin Unge) and it doesn't sound like that senpai you just seem butthurt that a superior Dane has stolen your Somali girlfriend

>people here like listening to Portuguese
It literally sounds like Russian

I'm more of a 90's kid

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icelandic is the most beautiful nord language

I will sing a viking song with my faroese friend

It's not Danish, it's some Swedish """comedy""" sketch

they don't want to partake in international threads anyway, let alone with m*ds in it

as said, continental/central europe arrogance

untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz

Icelandic sounds like dialect from the most distant Norwegian fjord village mixed 50 50 with Russian.

Fooled me tbqh

It's kummelit, finnish show mocking the danish language
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nice.

Oh my, this is hilarious. This is a parody right?

NETHERLANDS IS NOOORDIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>enter thread
>people are already SEETHING at Danish/French superiority

prove you're from Côte d'Azur or gtfo arrogant fr*Nkoid

based

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I'm from Lille. I couldn't be any farther from Côte d'Azur.
What are you going to do about it?

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We're not worthy to the faraoes

I wish I wasn't short or else I would live in an Icelandic hut

French isn't a Southern European language. It was created by and for the Frankish elite in P*ris, who destroyed all other languages in the country to make it the national language. The true "French" Southern European language is Occitan and its dialects.

montjoie saint-denis

pray I don't find where you live, disgusting c*Ntinental

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Do med + nord kids look cute?

No this is what Danish sounds like. Wouldn't you be angry if your country was next to that? I hate danes so fucking much.

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It's extermely populair to be a little bit med here, specially for girls..
Cute nords with olive skin is a good combi

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I like the Norwegian version better myself

I'm a mix and I look ok I guess

Well, you know who's my neighbour in the south right?

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>Posting my pic on a Vietnamese image board

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>Lille

Feel sorry for you user, had to spend 2 days there while travelling up.

*posts*

People have done it before. You won't be the first or the last.

>south europeans unironically think they're more masculine and not just swarthy manlets with napoleon complex

The NORD bull will and has always been dominating the southroid manlet

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Thanks, but I like my city. What did you dislike?

SHORTUGAL

How is that even possible? Are Portuguese people goblins?

To be honest, even if they are shorter, most med guys look better than germanic guys.
And I don't even like med features a lot.

Portuguese dad + swede mom
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lower centre of gravity, better agility, fast powerful strikes, we are beasts just like our boi MIKE TYSON THE MED BVLL, I'd probably destroy you 1v1 toothpaste lankletoid

gigantism is a crooked nature disease that only fits snowlands and deep sea oceans

delet

half latvian half brazilian (portuguese/italian)

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>wake up at 11am
>*burp*
>scratch ass
>put on my beret
>leave my tiny parisian apartment without taking a shower
>go to bakery
>buy baguette and croissants
>as soon as I get out I see two old farts staring at me
>old SWEDISH couple asks me for direction
>think "hon hon hon"
>lick mustache
>scratch penis
>i'm ready
>i've been waiting for this moment all my life
>Jeanne d'Arc la Sainte Pucelle d'Orléans is watching me
>smirk
>"Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais"
>they are in shock, sweating profusely
>turn my back
>"Bonne journée hon hon hon hon hon"

*leans on you*

based

My (med) parents are thrilled because my bf is Swede and we will have the cutest children.

I live right next to denmark.
They actually sound a bit like that.

same but opposite

Two boys can't make children, user.

The franks should have taken action

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why are you here?

Jesus Christ what how xenophobic.

There are just 3.5 billion women on the planet after all, what are the chances that one posts on Jow Forums.

Gosh user

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*moves really fast behind you and stands in a smug stance waiting for you to turn around*

Because I have a job and I can spend some money to go on holiday.

marzia? stop doing that retarded voice

someone post the sven/fernando copypasta

What if they answer in French? 9% of Swedes speak French.