/brit/

would rather suck a nigger penis than be english

Wish David Lammy would fuck off

Agreed, the lowest form of life

Nah this was only a few months ago

did you get any

you've definitely already done one, why not the other?

lad i abbed it in my a levels and went glasgow, which isn't a bad uni but isn't great
got firsts in all my courses in year one and transferred to durham, which is one of the most overpowered universities in the country

yeah 20 Mayfair sky blues if i recall correctly

don't know how to meet women

got no friends

lmao, i seriously doubt this is legal

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What subjects are Rorke?
What subjects are Rasheed?

Are you looking forward to this, lads?

channel4.com/programmes/the-battle-for-britains-heroes

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30 minutes until im due at Jeff bezos runt factory lads...

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acquire friends

Jesus

>You have to pay them for an interview
lmao you didn't sign anything, what legal right do they have to do that?

how much does cokemong pay per gram?

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rasheed
>stem
rorke
>business studies
>anything directly vocational

lmao who commissions this shit?

what is going on in this photo

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slags

cokemong was taking some pictures of people because he's cokemong

they dont, how fucking gullible are you

Christ almighty

genuinely don't know how people do it.

Just been out and had a nice dinner with a friend but I hate myself so much and want to kill myself.

/brit/ meet up in Russia this summer?

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Reminder that one of the tenets of Cultural Marxism is to bring everyone down to a base level; let there be no heroes.

In my opinion, I really don’t give a fuck what a nappy nigger journalist thinks. Her early 21st century liberalism will not remain unchallenged for the rest of history. History will remember Churchill as a hero, while worms are busy picking at all our corpses

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>shagged the ex
>said she wanted to meet up again soon
>text her
>no response

cheeky lil bitch ahah (miss her though to be frank)

Police take my passport off me every time the Euros and WC come around

just checked my birth certificate and it says I'm a 'world citizen.' what?

white people are over

weirdo
something's not right with your head
take some pills

front of bf5 cover (ww2) lads

WAS churchill even white?
makes you think

left the house to get some food from the local takeaway and as I passed the pub two deano normies from my old school saw me from the window and knocked at the glass, signalling for me to join them for a drink

i politely declined no, and declined again no on my way back home after getting the takeaway. just want to eat my Thai food tbqh not waste money on pints to drink with two gits from school I couldn't care less about

...

>I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

WHY. Why does BBC do this. Every time I copy a link to a story on the app it adds this bullshit in front of the link. It's like it was written by a boomer who doesn't understand instant messaging etiquette and how weird this is.

literally what happened to spain

are you a..... hooligan??

Means you have open access to live in any country in the world whenever you want. They give it out randomly, sorta like winning the lottery

>there are passrunts ITT

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fascinating

wuu2

omg while you have your takeaway to eat at home this is a nightmare so awkward

>tfw 5pl8 deadlift is on the horizon

lol if true

I thought asians were ment to be intelligent lol

youtube.com/watch?v=H8B__A_L1Zs

tune

can they do this? lol
just get a different passport

bit down desu

boomers are the most unintentionally funny creatures to ever walk this earth

even their name sounds silly

Enjoy your herniated discs and lifelong lower back problems, def worth it to fit in with the virgins on Jow Forums

only thing you faggots lift are cocks into your mouths

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No I am only joking.

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sick of 20 year old boomers wrecking my head

same

I'm the lowest achiever in all of /brit/

unironically lost 3 friend groups because of my drinking, it's not that I drink a lot it's that for some reason once I start drinking I find it hard to stop. Pretty much alone now which makes one want to drink even more.

hmm... cheltenham it is then!

don't have any back problems
have some black problems though

If you're tired go to sleep

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left4dead?

theres a lot of compelling evidence that slave labour was used to build the pyramids

i think its time we came to terms with this and prepare for their disassembly. they may be famous monuments, but these are monuments which have celebrated slavery and championed oppression for 5000 years. its utterly sickening theyve been permitted to stand for as long as they have, and now's the best time to do something about it

*citation needed

didn't even hear about this. any good videos?

INNER CITY LIFE

INNER CITY PRESSURE

is it true that there's a secret tunnel underneath the wetherspoons in bedford town centre?

Bit of 'stalge
youtube.com/watch?v=GWcCYu8glNo

>wake up at 11am
>*burp*
>scratch ass
>put on my beret
>leave my tiny parisian apartment without taking a shower
>go to bakery
>buy baguette and croissants
>as soon as I get out I see two old farts staring at me
>old british couple asks me for direction
>think "hon hon hon"
>lick mustache
>scratch penis
>i'm ready
>i've been waiting for this moment all my life
>Jeanne d'Arc la Sainte Pucelle d'Orléans is watching me
>smirk
>"Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais"
>they are in shock, sweating profusely
>turn my back
>"Bonne journée hon hon hon hon hon"

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Rubbish, skilled craftsmen built the pyramids.

How are we meant to stand a chance against the Russians if they keep our best troops at home?

Just saw one of these outside my window, slinging a worm around in the air

>The brown thrasher is usually an elusive bird, and maintains its evasiveness with low-level flying. The brown thrasher has been noted for having an aggressive behavior, and is a staunch defender of its nest. The male brown thrasher may have the largest song repertoire of any North American bird, which has been documented at least over 1,100. Some sources state that each individual has up to 3,000 song phrases,while others stated beyond 3,000.

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shockingly accurate

the egyptians were black, so thats your argument disproved

en anglais S'il vous plaît

was in london today lads

These are the English words I've learnt this week: octogenerian pelagic reticent altercation amenity inopportune impetuous fuff incorrigible rue hovel piquant tourbillon singe extenuate fusillade impeller perspicatious footfall coalesce coruscating frisk percolating pliant tumultuous sternum blare natter stanch happenstance distend zilch ornery imperilment tantamount

errrr no

y'all yamagucci, la
youtu.be/yndityNBbJs

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Aaron Schlossberg is a (((paid))) actor in a disinformation campaign by the democrats

Might write a thesis on Dave. He is a fascinating character, would love to pick his brain.

me but everyday

disgusting racist

*blocks your path*

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jo cox

um sweatie those are french words

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