/cum/

>there is quite literally zero chance of that happening

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not even a soy thing to say, Japan is astronomically outclassed by powerhouses like Germany, spain, brazil, and other countries

god damn it bros, he's still not playing Witcher 2...
twitter.com/MANvsGAME/status/999426587970818048

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how did she get so ugly

literally who

For ohio

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haters altering the photos

knowing enough about soccer to make that assessment is soy

what are the odds of getting laid on tinder being 35 lbs overweight?

same as anyone else if you only swipe on fat girls

quite low, probably

by italian standards or north american standards?
hmm, so is the chad taking 90% of the women meme true?

next to nothing

the chad thing is not true, chad is a made up boogeyman

so i could get laid on tinder? im relatively handsome and tall

yes

stop trying to have casual sex

shan't

for the longest time i never understood what things like "tonight at 9/8 central" meant

Stop liking 3DPD
Start loving 2D

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already do this

already do this

Wish I had the emotional perfunctory to engage in passing sexualities

already do this

Think I ate too much steak and shrimp buds gonna take a huge shit soon maybe

Indubitably

like both desu

dont trust hispanics

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i keep getting ads targeted at latinos but i am white

Where exactly are you getting these ads?

on twitter and youtube on my phone

does anyone want to make a good post? anyone at all?

no

My favorite bathroom in the university basement is getting occupied too frequently. Now it's harder to fap in peace

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just jack it in your dorm room?

>he masturbates where people poop

You should install Blokada V3 on your phone, that should take the ads away

It does not require root, J

blokada.org/index.html

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thank you my friend

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>he poops in the masturbation room

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>if my roommate is in my room, then i can just pick whatever bathroom and start jerking off
sucks for normies who have to have sex with their gfs

if the bathroom you're talking about has a single toilet then i feel you, but if you're just afraid of people noticing that you're jerking off then you should get over it
i'm guessing that he shares his room

>i'm guessing that he shares his room
why the fuck does anyone do that? being in a tiny room with a stranger is the gayest shit i ever heard how did this become standard?

it's fucking disgusting

Back from the gym, buds!
An Asian man got on the treadmill next to me. He wasn't very muscular, but still a cutie!

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"it's" coming buds

for money and ((((the college experience))))

buds, "it's" almost here

it doesn't matter because some shitty bot is gonna get it anyways

CHECK IT!!

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Asians are the master race

what about now

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As of 17 hours ago I am old enough to use this website

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where it at

this thread sucks

now THIS is a good post

newfag

It's like in hospital but you're living there.

did the filter soy yet

There's nothing wrong with fapping in the bathroom

if my future roommate ever has sex in front of me, then i will assume that i can jerk off in front of him

it's a win win

Women are cunts

...

b-buds?

>come home
>thread is dead
I can't trust you people with the simplest tasks, can I?

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Inglorious Basterds was the only good thing about 2009

Anime!

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0w0
catvshuman.tumblr.com/post/174194792849

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Cute cot

hello

hmmm

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I want pale skin and slanted eyes...

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Shut up and say good night to me

god's chosen indeed

Percentage of Jews?

Cute

wew narrowly staved off a panic attack at work

im going to enjoy being lazy since i can

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I want to fill her with babies

goodnight cana

sleep well

youtube.com/watch?v=cdXfTN5Nk_U

Find a valid criticism

www.instagram.com/carosanchhez/

hes not white

retroactively ban this hooligan

bass sounds like a fart

I wish my dick was as big as the turd I just took

wait what I thought that was Stefani Joosten

no, she's a spic(spanish people in command)

shitty art

>she's a spic(spanish people in command)

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