/brit/ + /birt/ practically invented the term "user communities". We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. The communities factor is customer-directed. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Without e-markets, you will lack media sourcing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, co-branded. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce reports but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think nano-dynamic. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "virtually"?
/brit/ + /birt/
Jose Price
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtube.com
i.4cdn.org
youtube.com
twitter.com
Zachary Brooks
sue
Cooper Stewart
yeehaw
William Davis
You black bastard you black bastard OOH OOH OOH OOH
Austin Morales
Despise this Canadian
James Fisher
anime
Jordan Moore
one two three four five
bin ladens still alive
pull the trigger, shoot the nigger
one two three four five
Jonathan Ortiz
Think most of what I see on /x/ is complete rubbish tbqhwy
Noah Myers
Kayden Gonzalez
/brit/ practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end compliance and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "vertical CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to actualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML.
/brit/ has revamped the abstraction of R&D. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you brand transparently, you may have to productize robustly. A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without communities, you will lack power shifts. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash.
Jack Turner
okay peace lads imma gonna have some sweet dreams about ya all
Ryder Hill
No toil on the morrow
Cameron Martinez
Imagine having a singing voice as smooth as Seal's
Michael Reed
Why does the rest of Jow Forums try to imitate /brit/?
Owen Brooks
do you think she has done a sex?
Benjamin Nguyen
>muslim lads with the surname "Hussien" around the time of the 2003 iraq invasion
we had a couple in school, the bullying was quite intense tbf
Christopher Murphy
just wanna shove a load of coke up me nose but got no money haha
Dominic Roberts
wh*Tes BTFO by strong black women.
Grayson Price
*forces your head*
Noah Long
hol on hol on whas is dies shiet??
Leo Moore
jokes on you though
Adrian Taylor
>muslim lads with the surname "Hussien" around the time of the 2003 iraq invasion
What's muslims lads with the name Hussein got to do with the Iraq invasion though? don't understand what you're saying
Owen Davis
Alexander Sanders
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
it's just a spring clean for the mayqueen
William Young
any of you see that ludicrous display last night
Lincoln Jackson
how is brown gf 2018 going lads? year is nearly half over
Gabriel Perez
*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est
Ayden Hughes
William Bell
Easton Flores
she has a boyfriend for at least year
i think it would be out of character for her to stay single for an extended period
Christian Rogers
Me on the left
Anthony Bennett
Cucumbers... I didn't know this...& to think all these years I've
only been making salads with the cucumbers...
WHAT A LITTLE GEM THE CUCUMBER IS. I WILL LOOK
AT IT DIFFERENTLY NOW.
1.
Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give
off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.
6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers
have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
Tyler Smith
wot display are ya talkin about mate?
Nicholas Fisher
made a little town on the railroad
Brandon Sullivan
reckon i'm the strongest man in /brit/
Henry Moore
/brit/ practically invented the term "solutions". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We have come to know that if you empower efficiently then you may also orchestrate extensibly. If you architect virtually, you may have to exploit super-perfectly. We will evolve the commonly-accepted standard industry term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled versioning and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The six-sigma, open-source Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, strategic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compelling, B2B2C end-to-end CAD but our capability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use.
Jeremiah King
they don't write real music like that anymore
it's all manufactured pop stuff, real music was the 1960s/1970s
Matthew Powell
Production of the Russian Standard Original is based on a four-tier protocol:[4]
mashing and fermenting
distillation and rectification
filtration and relaxation
bottling and packaging.
Higher-end products add more purification steps.
Winter grain from Russian steppes are milled and fermented. The raw spirit is distilled four times for the Original and Platinum variants while the Imperia spirit is distilled eight times.
The spirits are blended with water from Lake Ladoga. The proximity of Lake Ladoga was one of the main reasons for the company's decision to establish its distillery in Saint Petersburg. The lake's underground sources provide one of the softest waters naturally available.[citation needed]
The product is then filtered four times through charcoal. Platinum receives two more filtrations through silver and Imperia two more filtrations through quartz from the Ural Mountains.
After final filtration, the spirits spend 48 hours in relaxation tanks, are bottled and packaged. As vodka contains only water and ethanol, it generally does not mature or age and its shelf life is limited only by packaging.
Ryder White
Your town is stupid they wouldn’t have 3 story buildings like that, it does t look organic, I like the trees though what is this game?
Joseph Harris
would live in
Connor Green
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks
great but also repels water.
9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
10.Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the
shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.
13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!
Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life's everyday problems.
Jaxson Allen
what game
Oliver Sullivan
grim mate
Ian Roberts
what the fuck is this bullshit
Liam Mitchell
Joshua Sanchez
need a game name like yesterday
Joseph Campbell
being an eastern european girl student is painful
no brit will look at you unless you're brown :'(
Logan Gomez
about to do some gambling
Carson Wood
army of two
Anthony Martin
It really bothers me when people say "where are you from" upon learning my name (ethnic minority name).
Why assume I'm not from Britain when I was born and raised here? It's so vulgar and rude yet so many people do it.
Another one is "When are you going back home?" and I've never even lived in my parent's country.
I honestly don't understand how so many people can be so ill mannered.
Jack Carter
Skylines you mongs
Kevin Long
cities skylines
yeah there's no good corner assets with 2 stories looks well janky dunnit
Camden Kelly
DRILLED A HOLE INTO MY HEAD I PIERCED THE BONE AND FELT THE BREEZE, LIFT MY THOUGHTS OUT THEM SICK BED WITH A PAIR OF CROW SKELETON WINGS. KNOW NOTHING SINCE THEN IT SEEMS BEEN FLOATING THROUGH THE NEXUS SPREADING DREAMS.
BUT DO YOU KNOW
Kayden Myers
Graphics look too good to be cities skylines
Tyler Myers
...
Carson Robinson
hool on lemme spank these bitches real bad in their asses
Jace King
ah yes
las venturas
called mods mate
Easton Campbell
brown hands typed this post
Lucas Howard
Sorry Brexit means Brexit I am not betraying the vote by for icating with a European,
Thomas Walker
*pretends to listen while playing on phone*
yeah cool
where you from mate?
Lucas Evans
bruh
Eli Williams
damn...nice...
Camden Wilson
>Another one is "When are you going back home?"
I meant "When do you go home" (as in where do I visit)
Cooper Sanchez
i am drinking Water which was invented by god 4 billion years ago
Owen Watson
nobody says this
Christopher Anderson
communists have to be executed, prove me wrong
Chase Campbell
Yeah I can tell because cars are a giveaway
Jack Moore
very sad losser boy!
William James
get over yourselves, whyboys
Caleb Torres
why are macs such utter shit
Aaron Martinez
>eastern european girl
Why do most of you have such horrible mongrel faces? I'm not saying your bodies can't be good but I've never seen a conventionally pretty Eastern European girl in England.
Mediterraneans all the time though.
Aaron Smith
reckon if given the chance i could batter gustave
Matthew Scott
but you don't even consider eastern europe european wtf
Isaiah Gutierrez
>moors
>black
umm no sweetie
Kevin Reyes
>rumoured to be unkillable
read that as "rumoured to be unlikable" lel seems like a top lad
Logan Clark
Anything west of the Urals and West of the Greek border is europe
Ryder Cox
They all have the same face, the eastern europeans.
Round and wide in a way the "island" faces aren't, with that lack of blotchy complexion.
Don't get a lot of meds here except the students but they seem very similar to the Germans ironically enough, just darker.
Bentley Foster
I swear people ask me "Where are you from" when they learn my name. So i tell them where I'm from and then they patroniwingly ask "No, where are you ORIGINALLY from?" even though I was born and raised here.
Then they ask "Do you ever go back home?" Britain is my home for fuck sake, I was born and raised here.
People are just so rude and insensitive.
Juan Campbell
anyone here want to start a massage club we exchange massages between one another
Jackson Stewart
post bum
Austin Allen
since when is leeds bigger than manchester?
Kayden Ross
Yeah but you go first
Jaxson King
are all of these lefty twitter accounts Jow Forums sock puppets designed to make us all right wing? it's so hard to believe these are real people spouting their sincere beliefs
Robert Ramirez
Grayson Smith
>the "island" faces aren't
What do you mean by Island faces?
Sebastian Long
yeah alright but when are you fucking off home rajesh
Nicholas Barnes
well , i am a balkan slav so yes, people usually ask me if I am mediteranian /south german !
people ask me where I am from , and they don't know where the country is on the map :'D
but luckily I was raised in russia for a lot of time so I can tell I am from Russia
Jacob Parker
whos coming to the newcastle meetup tomorrow then
Luis Clark
Your family weren't originally from Britain though, were they?
You know what they're asking. Stop trying to act smart.
Jace Hughes
can'r believe just because I have a Nigerian last name people think I'm not British as fish and chips mate
Wyatt Bennett
accidentally clicked English (UK) on while installing and it keeps changing the instructions, think it insulted me
Aiden Brown
the areas are just divided differently between their outlying areas and city area
Ethan Diaz
*tosses /brit/ in the gator pit*
Nolan Brooks
you need locking up
Mason Peterson
Personally I am looking forward to the monkey chants at the World Cup.
Aiden Hill
any Niagara falls experts in here
Jack Sanders
windows 10 update stopped the light working on the mute button on my keyboard
Carson Young
Not really! Depends what do you consider eastern europen tho
Cooper Collins
Don’t care
Adrian Russell
great
*lays on the table*