Why are Europeans so bad at sandwiches?
Why are Europeans so bad at sandwiches?
Hudson Rodriguez
Logan Martin
>UK
William Gonzalez
What again?
Jacob Clark
Eating cold pre-frozen shrimp is the most effective way to get food poisoning.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Is this a joke or a parody or something.
Do people actually stick chips in a sandwich and eat it. Because that's pretty stupid.
Robert Reyes
jesus wept
Jaxon Walker
Pre frozen? Lmao they’re fresh from Kattegatt
Dominic Campbell
Better than Japanese fake sandwich
Colton Davis
Mmmmm the yank will never know the comfy taste of this iconic winter classic
Christopher Allen
Don't sell yourself short, Nippon, you beat the French at their own game.
Zachary Sanchez
They don't really "get" sandwiches
Parker Brooks
Probably UK love a good chip sandwich.
John Harris
God I want a huge piece of meat in my mouth
Xavier Martinez
also French
Landon Barnes
Ian Ward
it's just prole food for parents who are too lazy to feed their children
Ayden Phillips
That looks tasty as fuck
But too expensive
756 yen=6.9 dollars
Jaxon Sanchez
Americans dont really ”get” sandwich cake.
Cooper Rodriguez
If you go to the trouble to fry up the chips though why not just toss some meat and cheese on in and be done with it
Anthony Miller
>sandwich cake
wtf...is this shit your doing?
Gabriel Perry
I have no idea but they really do suck.
Btw roast beef is the best meat for sandwiches.
T. Knower
Christian Hughes
>cold food
Why the fuck would you inflict this upon yourself? Reminds me of fucking Russian cuisine, with their suicide-inducing cold vegetable soups.
Humans evolved specifically to appreciate warm food (which would have given an obvious evolutionary advantage to primitive humans). Why would you turn away from that?
Ian Wright
>Jimmy Johns
Ayden Hernandez
because they're proles
another abhorrent leaf post
Nathaniel Mitchell
I would try that
Nathaniel Thomas
nice post
Caleb Rogers
That ain't how you do a meatball sub.
Aiden Edwards
Have you ever had a sandwich? Aren’t those usually cold?
Same thing applies to a SANDWICH cake, leaf.
Grayson Perry
Never had one of these. Not even at subway since we have instead
Asher Allen
Is it a meme or a legit food dish
Mason James
I have, but I don't particularly appreciate them for that very reason, unless it's a grilled sandwich or something.
Jacob Gray
Give me a good sub with ranch dressing. That's my jam. Ranch dressing and spicy buffalo chicken. Toss in some lettuce for crunch, Monterrey Jack cheese, black olives and a few banana peppers.
Done.
Chase Walker
>non-rye "bread"
How can you sleep at night
Easton Jenkins
Its legit. Its really good. The best one only have cured salmon, shrimp and tomatoes ontop with dill. The white is mayo mixed with Philadelphia kraft cheese.
Aight, cold food is kinda our thing up here
Michael Sanchez
It tastes like wheat bread with salty ingredients and lots of mayonnase (or maby not "a lot" for you).
Is good.
Tyler Diaz
Not everything has to be bitter my child. Remember the 5 flavors and balance.
Luis King
smörgåstårta is one of those dishes people either LOVE or HATE
personally i hate it, it's way too fatty for my taste, just like a mouthful of mayo
Brayden Foster
Delicious. Im glad our brothers from the east also appreciates dark bread
Asher Hall
only poor people do the ones with only mayo
James Moore
>rye bread
>bitter
Robert Sullivan
Poor people do it best then
Ryder James
Now I understand why Euros think American bread is cake. Their cakes are literally made of bread.
Carson Ross
What kind of fucking rye bread have you eaten?
Nathan Sullivan
What is should be done with? It at least tastes like something closely resembling mayo. Have never made myself.
Gabriel Allen
Mix of pic and mayo. The cake will feel lighter and taste fresher.
Brandon Kelly
mix stuff together: creme fraiche, liver paté, kaviar, creme cheese, mayo etc etc etc
obviously not all at once though
Robert Collins
Mmm yes, reminds me of the boss sandwish.
Wyatt Carter
Yes, I think that it was cream cheese and not mayo.
Lincoln Peterson
>eating bread at all
too many carbs
Mason Williams
Germany wins the sandwich question hands down. I ate so much bread over there, when I lived there, from the sandwiches alone. My favorite was called a "Bremer"
Jayden Brown
I'll stick with Quiznos thankee much
Adam Morales
The kind that requires a tongue.
Zachary Taylor
French one looks good
Sebastian Anderson
nigger
Nathan Adams
>Africans invented spears therefore Greeks aren't allowed to be better at spear warfare than them
Josiah Gomez
>american hours when they start getting uppity
not a single european country hasn't got better sandwiches than what you posted
Luis Moore
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY
Kayden Williams
I've always wondered, do most american grocery stores only have "wonderbread" style of bread? I've never really seen any other kind from a supermarket from photos and stuff. Over here there's a bunch of different bread styles you can buy in every grocery store, but for some reason I've always got the feeling you mostly use white plain pre-sliced "toast bread". Do you go to bakeries to get darker breads?
Colton Thompson
Chip sangas are fucking tops.
>Because that's pretty stupid.
Why? It tastes good.
Blake Carter
>If you go to the trouble to fry up the chips
Do you think people actually do that? Fish and chips/chippies/chip shops are popular for a reason.
Leo Cox
Smörgåstårta is fucking shit, can't believe swedes shill it. They're fucking plebs when it comes to bread though. Danes, Germa, Finns and Norwegians have it figured out
Connor Roberts
"Darker breads" are rare because rye isn't very popular here. People who aren't diabetic eat "whole wheat" bread, which looks like this (it's normal wheat bread that hasn't been processed like bleached white bread is)
Aiden Sullivan
This is our "rye" which is actually 50/50 wheat sourdough and rye flour with carway seeds added for flavor
Jonathan Turner
Whole wheat is better for diabetics than fairy bread. Doesn't impacts blood sugar as much
Isaiah Watson
>he calls bocadillos "subs".
Ian Diaz
implying youre good lmao, your national meal is fucking german
Henry Miller
>tasty
even mutts would get heart attacks eating this
Austin Sanders
Why don't Americans have anything but processed, sliced white "bread"?
Jeremiah James
Are Europans this retarded. American groceries have every kind of bread you can think of including rye bread and all kind of european breads. White bread is just the cheapest
Hudson Gonzalez
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Kayden Butler
superior german engineering tho
Ryan Smith
>UK's "sandwich"
Carson Jones
We got Dave's
Leo Perry
Lmao sven, is that falafel I spot. Cant have classic Swedenistan without some halal falafel.
Jack Price
>Sweden
Looks like they just gave up and went to Ikea to buy a sandwich.
Justin Allen
The uk one looks really good
Julian Perez
>sandwich cake
>made with asparagus
Who in gods name thinks this would be good?
Levi Butler
I hate food threads. All it is is Europeans being pompous and douchey towards Americans.
I mean if you're gonna insult anybody insult Canada fuck.
Jaxson Campbell
>putting cucumber in your sandwich
Why are Swedes so fucking gay.
Isaiah Baker
you made the thread tho
Brayden Hughes
>2 kinds of carbs
>same dish
Ethan Campbell
I did no such thing. I merely responded. Read my comment again.
More accurately, it always devolves into the same inane pissing contest. One where which any knowledgeable, passionate person would laugh you out of the room.
Henry Gonzalez
Stop pooping in Walmart sir
Christopher Peterson
its not restricted to food thread tho.
Carson Robinson
I'll try but sometimes I get a bit leaky.
What? Alright whatever.
Hudson Young
>this thread
lol
step aside sandwich plebs
philadelphia might as well be the sandwich capital of the world desu
Joshua Rogers
I don't understand. Why do you seem bothered by cold food?
Try making some tarator and you'll never make such an abhorrent post again.
Leo Foster
>this kills the burger
Cooper Cox
I eat a hard-egg with kalles and a toast with cheese and ham every morning.
Simple, easy and healthy.
Jackson Jones
Looks delish
Aaron Jones
>A french fry sandwich with nothing else on it
Ethan Edwards
American cuisine, uma delicia
Cooper Johnson
so they fuck each other after this, right?
Jaxson James
What the actual fuck
Julian Jenkins
kek
James Sanders
>American
>Dutch
>Swedish
Disgusting
>French
>Spanish
That looks absolutely delicious
>British
I don't know what I'm even looking at
Henry Walker
Why don't you post the Mexican street food
Caleb Torres
who the fuck do you see eat a sandwich like that
Zachary Morgan
All of those sandwiches are so bare you might as well eat plain bread. The whole point is to have a combination of ingredients, not just dry bread.
Cooper White
I like to eat pic related with bread. that's it.