Why in the name of fucks are the american mutts still refuse to use bidets...

TP + baby wipes > bigay

so you have a towel full of shit particles, thats just fucking disgusting, like reusing toilet paper

>Why in the name of fucks are the american mutts still refuse to use bidets? It's 2018
precisely, bidets were usefull when showering daily wasn't affordable decades ago.

you wash your asshole and then dry the water off with toilet paper... how else do you think you do it?

At least you use wet wipes, so that still a step above these fucking animals
I mean if you're a particular type animal but just bath often and it's still cleaner than just tp
...Who said we use towel you illiterate moron?
You get no say here

Not as many people around the world use bidets as you think.
I think i never even seen one. Unless you count washing your ass in the shower as using a bidet.

You use the towel just to dry yourself, there's no poop at that point

>...Who said we use towel you illiterate moron?
italy did

Maybe if they are really throughout then yes, there will be no shit particles but most decent people wipe it with some tp
The main point here is it's for absorption, not cleaning
Really make me want to start a fourth reich to enforce mandatory bidet use

>You get no say here
it's the opposite actually, you say, why in 2018 they don't use bidets, i explained to you bidets were usefull decades ago, not anymore, so it's normal they don't use them in 2018, use your brain nigel in vacation in Vietnam

the bidet and tp wash off all the shit particles.

thats what i would do if i was forced to use bidet but that still takes a lot more time than just toilet paper.

also bidet is gay, its like getting dicked in the ass by water.

I use wet wipes. I wish I had a bidet.

>Not useful anymore
Christ, like washing in general yea? Just fucking wear enough cologne to drown out your own smelly ass, Anton
And FYI, just because I don't babble in Engrish like you doesn't make me some yellow-fevered whitoid tourists

>he doesn't clean his parts daily
t. virgin

>bunch of fags talking bout cleaning their anuses

lol the state of Jow Forums

That's literally just your own repressed faggot fantasy at work, don't blame the bidet for this
If you use wet wipes, buy those preparation H ones, I always packed them for travel in case they don't have bidets

>implying Vietnam people can talk english
lmao, nice try Nigel, or should i say Nigger ?

>bunch of subhumans with toilet paper clumps and dry shit specks up their asses

lol the state of mutts
You need to stop sperging out, faggot

you need to stop larping as an asian monkey when you're a bong monkey

Except I'm not and you need to stop going apeshit over this you retard. If you have never seen a decent English speaking Vietnamese before then you are seeing one right now

show tiny asian cock to prove you're one then

Now you're just being a faggot Anton, I thought french people have more pride than this
If you are thirsty for some asian cocks, might I suggest

>not using gum leaves to wipe your butt

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well it's the only way you could prove you're asian because all asians are weak and have very tiny cocks.

Bidets are a good idea.

>they dont know about three shells

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I have only seen one in Balkans.

Thought that's the place where you can urinate.

Yes, just like all French are massive cowards who cloak their body odor in 20 layers of cologne. We can play this all day
Yes
Leaves are arguably better than tp

no, I can play this all day, you can play this all night in your dirty hut

That's fine, at least I don't have to watch out for trucks

granulation

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me neither, but you have to watch for everything else.

It's barbaric.

That would require buying and installing a new toilet and I am both too poor and too lazy to do that.

Wet wipes, like all the semi-civilized mutts in this thread
No, rubbing shit off your ass with tp is