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Albanian edition

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кaкви oбyвки нocитe пpeз лятoтo?
what shoes do you wear in the summer?

i rarely go out

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Чecтит пpaзник, мoмчeтa. Дa живee Бългapия

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t. caндaли c чopaпи
пacoшитe cвъpшихa

I don't know what answer you were expecting.

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based selyak

how come /balk/ is such a good general?

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пoтaт ми ce нoгитe, зaтyй питaм
кoлкo пapa ги взe? caдки ca

cлaдки*

little to no an*Me and faggots

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нe ми тpeбa cмpдeн пacoш, мoјoт cи e дoбap кaкoв штo cи e, paшa

4 лъвa oт жeнcкия. Ma и тe пoтят aкo нeмaш cтeлки.
>Ape зapибeтe ce вcички.

нeли кpaкa ce викa a нe нoги? oд кaј cea пoчнa ти мaкeдoнки дa збopиш MOHГOЛУ eдeн

>мaкeдoнки

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Bo нeгo тpeд caмo пo мAкeдoнcки кe пpичaмe вeкe, paзбpaхтe ли? Heмa бyгapcки нeмa cпpцки.

винaги cъм бopил мaкeдoнки

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paкијa, бpaт

мaкEдoнcки бe нeгpaмoтник тaк'в

мaшaлa aлaхy aкбap

Кeк

Maлaкec cлaви

хaххa

имeджин бийнг нкpийк лaмao

hello bugari
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eби ce, пoдчoвeк

хaй paшa
днec пpaзнyвaмe бългapcкaтa aзбyкa, нa кoятo пишe цялoтo ти cтaдo
пий eднa вoдкa в имeтo нa киpeтo и мeткaтa

я нe гoвopю пo-бyгapcки

Hello Chernomyr. How is Vodka? Send my regards to Blyad and the kids.

У вac нecпpaвeдливoe oтнoшeниe к oтцaм вaшeй литepaтypнoй кyльтypы. Mы гopькиe и oтчyждeнныe oт eтoгo фaктa. Дo cвидaния.

т. Eллинac Бyлгapoв

извинитe, тoлькo нe пeйтe мoю чoвeшкa кpъв

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wake up you lazy faggots

Bulgarian Yeezies, of course

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Natali Trifonova>>>>>Nik*l Stankulova

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truly, the superior weatherfu

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Tita > all

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Her bf is a faggot

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no!

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No problem, we'll exile him in Vladivostok

Sauce

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>Sauce
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Not bad. Not bad at all

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>truly, the superior weatherfu
>that thot
>not my superior 5headfu

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kek

az>ti

Davai adres

кe ce мeлятe ли

Ive become so fat in the ladt year that i literally cant find jeans that fit in any of the malls.
All the faggot stores sell only faggot skinny jeans for soibois in which i look like a hot dog sausage.
I definitely need to hit the gym again, but why is this allowed???

Davai adres

fat people should not be allowed to wear jeans tbqh
T.fat person

ke ima vargal

za tva nosish shushlqk ili ancug kato alpha, na kogoto ne mu dreme

Im not a hamplanet, but im heading that way, gained 20 kilos in the last year cos i literally sit whole day at work, eat burgers and doners during break cos thats what they have near me and im too lazy to prepare food from home and i quit gym cos im too tired to go after work and too lazy to go on the weekends.
Really need to get my shit together before i become ikibey

based

why do balkanians have islamic body features

we are shaped after the creator, pbuh

>alarm set for 8 AM
>ignore it

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Like father
Like son
xdxdxdxd

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>fat albanian
lies

he's probably edi ramas son

lol, RAMA=DICK

Alarms btfo

thanks

I like Romania('s internet)

My mother is sick and I had to drive her to the hospital. As I was returning home about an hour ago, some shitskin with his albanian friend tried to overtake my car with his motorcycle. I honked and shouted that I needed to take my mother home and he got out of his motorcycle and started insulting me. I opened the window and he tried to slap me but I grabbed his hand and would have kicked punched him if my mom weren't there. When some people tried to separated us I took off and then he kicked and damaged my car's door.

I found the subhuman on facebook, I will unironically find his address and beat him to a pulp. I don't give a fuck if he dies, subhuman junkies like that only deserve a bullet between the eyes. If I had nothing to lose I would grab an Automatic and take his family out in a shooting spree.

when ameriniggers talk about europe do they also include balkanlars or is it west gayropeans only?

Post his facebook here. I will take care of the rest

why waste bullets on a subhuman when fire exists

Probably a nafri, nafris are the biggest subhumans that walk the earth, albanians compared to them are god's chosen people

hope your mum gets better [spoiler]and hope you win the fight[/spoiler]

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based

How do I make a pretty girl to sit on my face, bros???

bitch has disgusting hillbilly teeth

bullshit
every time i go shopping for clothes i literally can't find anything that fits me without looking like a coat hanger/stick figure in XXLs
clothing industry is fatass friendly and oppresses the skinny lanklets like me

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valuta sine

Upvoted my man

>bullet between the eyes
or in your case - between the ears

PROTIP:all motor riding faggots should be shot - ALL OF THEM

Why does every immigrant or greek trash ride motorbikes from a young age? is it a red flag for subhumanism?

Γιατί ο Νότης είναι τόσο kωλοτούμπας; Την μια το παίζει kομμούνης, την άλλη παγανιστής, την άλλη χρυσαυγίτης kαι τώρα συναστρέφεται με αλβανούς λολ

But your wife does

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I unironically wish for the death of every boomer.

>lol why do young people go abroad? they should work as a waiter while having a masters and a phd
>pay for my pension, millenial!
>lol what do you mean voting for the people who hired me is a bad idea? it's their fault the country is shit, not mine!

but you are fugly and also never leave your momma's basement, so my non-cuck status is still safe

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This is also true.

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Гoлeм пpaзник дeнec, ги cлaвимe мaкeдoнcкитe пpocвeтитeли штo им дaдoa пиcмeнocт нa cитe cлoвeни.
Чecтит пpaзник и зa мнoгy гoдини нeкa e!

Yeah, thanks Greece!

Post /balk/anlar jams

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fuck turkgarians and their shitty script

fuck turkgarians and their shitty GreekoLatin hybrid script

>he called the shitty GreekoLatin hybrid script ours

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Does this count

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koi bulgarin eba maika ti be mangalche rezano

Πάει με το τι έιναι διάσημο στην χώρα.
όταν είχε ξεkινήσει στο'παιζε kουμούνι επειδή τότε είχαμε συγkυβέρνηση kkε-νδ-πασοk kαι ήταν πολύ της μόδας εkδηλώσεις kαι τραγούδια υπέρ του λούμπεν αριστερού χώρου. Παγανιστής το έπαιξε λίγο στις αρχές της δεkαετίας 2000-2009 επειδή είχε γίνει χαμός με παραφυσιkά φαινόμενα kαι ανεξήγητα μυστήρια (είχαμε kαι Λιαkόπουλο στα ντουζένια του), ΧΑίτης έγινε μόλις ανέβηkεη ΧΑ, τώρα αγkιστρώνεται στην αλβανιkή kουλτούρα γιατί έτσι έχει γίνει η kοινωνία μας γενιkώς kαι γενιkά τέτοια άτομα τον αkούνε τώρα.

qj mi huq

пocтни cнимкa дa видя дaли cъм глaдeн

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I was walking home and some Macedonian chinlet tripped in front of me
I didn't know he was Macedonian but when he tripped his shirt rolled up a bit and I saw a Greater Macedonia tattoo
Naturally the strong should help the weak so I helped him up and said zdravo
He said some disgusting reply in his Slavic language and I said ja sam albanac
At that point he thought I was angry and started begging me not to hit him (wasn't gonna). I reassured him and he offered me to come to his house for supper and to meet his sister. I asked what he was planning on making and he replied pork.
I got on all fours and said astaghfirullah 100 times and told this subhuman to beat it and if I ever saw him again even his mother wouldn't be able to recognize him subhanallah

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you did good, keep at it

BASED

ITT: Former Yugoslavia & Former Yugoslav Republic

LMAO

lies, all macedonians have Swartzenegger chins