/brit/

imagine how nice her knickers will smell after a day in school

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Breakfast

>10 digestive biscuits with coffee

Pedoooooo

hehe

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probably like fanny

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Dr Livingston I presume

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A bit of a japanese culture fan myselc

the age of consent is 16, it's ok to be attracted to senior schoolgirls ok

gosh

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What exactly is Japanese culture, lad? I often struggle to understand these things. Even British culture - like wtf is British culture?

if you have to ask, you won't get it
simple as

>smelling worn knickers

never fucking understood this, bet it's fucking grim

I want to motorboat Emma Watson’s butt cheeks as she farts right in my face.

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virgin

what if some poo comes out

Best one so far.

Ughh... anime, sushi, geishas, male suicide.

virgin freak

*has an abortion*

All the better.

>suicide
No wonder you like it then.

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*wanders through /brit/ aimlessly*

*colon prolapses*

toil in 4 minutes

going to be late by over 10 minutes

woke up late and currently on the bus

toilberg wont be pleased

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>French officials have privately told the commission that they are unhappy at proposals to deny the UK access to the EU-wide scheme’s encrypted navigation system for government and military users after it leaves the bloc. >They have joined Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands and the Baltic states in objecting to shutting Britain out. Diplomats are alarmed that a group of senior Brussels officials, led by Martin Selmayr, the commission’s most senior mandarin, are exceeding their remit.

>“It is not acceptable that security is sacrificed to a clique that wants to use Brexit as what they call a ‘pedagogical exercise’ in showing the benefits of EU membership and the cost of leaving,” a European diplomat said. “Germany particularly is taken with this idea. Other countries with greater security interests, like France or Spain, are more pragmatic.”

That's the problem with the Hun, they're either at your feet or at your throat. Bunch of unelected shits in suits the lot of them.

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britain actually has a surprisingly low suicide rate given how unbelievably grim this country is

>What? 15 year olds? Attractive?! No of course not! That's disgusting, I don't find 15 year old girls attractive at all!

t. Liars

Shalln't notn't reply to tatar pig

>that neck
Snap city

lack of access to guns probably plays a part

*sniffs Emma Watson's bumhole before the yank does*
*winks at him smugly*

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What did it smell like?

going to the chiropractor today because it is an attractive young woman

did shrooms for the first time last night lads, great experience really want to do them again now

You'll never know

What's grim about Britain? Besides the weather. Be honest.

>Doctors told me to ring them back at 8:30am
>Now 9 and they still haven't opened their fucking phone line
The NHS isn't over-used they're just a bunch of lazy slack cunts

what if you get an erection?

The nanny surveillance state.

blew the fuck out of my sister (I am 26 before you ask) yesterday, she was talking to some idiot at the front door loudly and annoyingly so I went to the toilet at the top of the stairs leaving the door open and I waited for a pause in her conversation and pushed delivering a buttockslapping poo fart.

What about it exactly?

She is doing the chiropractory on my willy.

whats wrong lad

I'm a trainee junior doctor x

you have a bendy willy r sumthing ?

>Parents win legal battle to evict 'lay-about' son from home
Creasing, your time is almost up NEETs

It exists.

No it's just very stiff.

shouldn't you be on strike?

Can't wait for America to have its own Suez Crisis

I'm sure it does, lad. But what aspects of it specifically are grim (if I may ask)? Isn't it for the better in the long run? Be honest.

>i'm a trainee junior doctor that posts on /brit/ durrrr

ah yes, and i'm currently in the ISS doing a poo and having a wank with the /brit/ lads!

Been an outcast all my life. Hate how the media portrays outcasts as punks. But then again they cannot be expected to know what we outcasts are like.

>youtube.com/watch?v=oDEnkSKI1ng

>tfw you'll never save a qt chinese girl from the grasp of the commies

Got my bloods back yesterday and there was nothing bad on them (FBC and EBV Serology) so to come in if I still had symptoms for another check/attempt at diagnosis.

It's probably very hard to be a black lad, can't relate to like 90% of literature and film. Sad desu

>people that are successful cant post in /brit/

state of u poor runts

I bet ur all on the dole

If you even have to ask what’s wrong with a nanny surveillance state then there’s no point in pointing out everything wrong with it.

why are some girls obsessed with Frida Kahlo

gotta use public transport today lads

grim

My best friend is a doctor and trust me lad, plenty of them are complete spastics, autists and otherwise human beings. They aren't the paragon of virtue your mother said they were.

its cancer lad

sorry

>feeling bad for 3rd world people
I understand why you feel sympathetic but they don't deserve it. trust me on this

I have absolutely no ambition

Are we like you?
I can't be sure
Of the scene, as she turns
We are strange, in our worlds

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I just want the basics, lad. Specifically the parts which bother you the most.

China will be a much worse global hegemon than America tbqh, nothing to look forward to

It's cancer, House...

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if cannabis reduces my physical pain what illness do i have?

I wonder if Emma Watson gets diarrhea and gas during her period.

the ol' proto gf

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terminal potato deficiency

>hegemon

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You only need to be a social butterfly if you are going to do pediatrics.

I agree but it will be interesting to see how Americans react to their country no longer being the dominant superpower

23&me just updated me to let me know I have no detected variants for a gene that highly increases the risk of prostate cancer

so, that'd quite relieving

vikaspedia.in/agriculture/crop-production/integrated-pest-managment/ipm-for-vegetables/ipm-strategies-for-potato/nutritional-deficiencies-disorders-of-potato

HE'S FUCKING RUINED

badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers

MUSHROOM
MUSHROOM

snaaaaaaaaaake, i said snaaaaaake

>tfw twice as likely to get Alzheimers

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*inhales*

bbc.com/news/world-asia-44220574

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How's black=third world?
African Americans may be like 10 times richer than an average "'white"' eastern european or even richer than a white redneck from a first world country.

absolutely ruined him

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43433015

watch the video lads

It'll do them better in the long run. They can focus on themselves instead of the world. Fix their infrastructure and various domestic crises. Clamp down on the crime in the cities. I feel like Trump is a sign of what's to come for American Presidents in the future, they're going to be a lot more nationalistic and isolationist

Best song of 2018 so far? Be honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=OlStmta0Vh4