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Oi.

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any chadman in need some girl advice

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lol dumb possums

meat is murder

>reddit spacing
the biggest runt marker

he's been here for three years, it's best just to hurl abuse at him until he leaves for the day

My granddad always told me not to eat red meat for dinner or late at night. Said it's not healthy. He's a wise old man, but EXTREMELY racist.

drink bleach

yh m8

>copped
even our news media uses nigger speak now

>He's a wise
>EXTREMELY racist
stop repeating yourself

use shampoo
use 2 rinses of conditioner

Moni deserves a white boyfriend

The possums won

if I'm talking to a girl and she's on a short trip should I keep messaging her or just let her enjoy her trip

cheers,
turtle

just use shower gel or shampoo, you don't use conditioner unless you have long hair like a girl

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WEDDIT SPEZ ME HATE >:( NO WEDDIT SPEZ IN /BWIT/ WEDDIT SPEZ WOON GOOD POST

snake was intelligent too

he already said on his blog that he'd never fuck someone with my name so I'm off the hook

just be confident* bro

how do i eat pussy lads

fuck off

how long is the trip? if it's like 3 days, like message once in the middle, ask how it's going and if she's having fun
maybe send her a pic of you doing something

His name is Amer and what he deserves is a trip back to his homeland where they will hopefully rid us of his presence.

Love Scottish independence me.

Completely unironically, I want Scotland to leave and think the union is an exploitative means for England to practice imperialism against other white people.

dad caught me miming to 6ix9ine lads

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Just use vinegar and baking soda

yeah 5 days
might ask her how it's going on saturday

No, lad. He's like racist in a bad way, as in he'll say whatever is on his mind no matter who is around or where he is. Gets a bit awkward when we're in public, like at a restaurant, and he'll talk about "darkies" infront of a black waiter. But it is what it is, I guess.

what a specimen

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wahey

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not a fan of this edition

Back from Jow Forums found this

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yh dont come across desperate
though if she messages it's worth responding

>his

her

>amer

moni

and a trip back to his homeland? He's british you fucking deadnaming scum, women are welcome in england

still waiting on the vocaroo moni

mum's gone mental

We know you've taken your trip off Amer. Now fuck off mentalist boy.

Beard suits me better than clean shaven and the oneitis is into them. Wins all round lads haha

>Your Outlook settings are out of date
>You have important updates pending
>You need to change your password to protect your Microsoft account
How do I disable these notifications? Every time I log on I get bombarded with these messages

>Beard suits me better than clean shaven
a euphemism for shit jawline

fuckin qt asians

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ah yes

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Always here lad. What advice you need?

>i LOVE beards, what beard oil and beard comb do you use? n-no i'm not hiding my weak jawline

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Change your password and install updates

hmm we were talking last night then I fell asleep so we're sort of halfway in a conversation
think I'm just going to leave it

I don't want to though

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verdict on mustaches

good lad
how old are you
20?

don't log off
it's the only way for me

For a 5 day trip have a short back and forth with her about halfway through. Ask her how the trip is, have a brief chat about how you're jealous cuz it sounds great even if it doesn't, then make sure to leave her on read.

I don't get that
Maybe he means being black?

at least post an updated pic

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grim image, please delete it I almost gagged

twat

I'm 40 Years old and still a virgin

23 she's 20

>wahhh my hair looks bad

this just in: hair grows back btw

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Not a big fan of beards ngl
Trimmed stubble can look good but that's it

tell alan that

are those liek
boobs
good god

Ran into the oneitis at a work thing. She said hello and I asked her how she was. She asked the same and then asked me questions. I'm usually confident but around her I was just talking gibberish. No idea why this happens.

>tfw suit a buzzcut

feels good being a black british lad

i was talking about that underage twat posting his trim

New lad at work who's the same age as me (early 20s) and he's already fucking balding hahahahaha fuck meee

>teehee I'm black btw

hello neonazi

you just know they're stuffed and an a cup at best

might grow a hitlerstache

any /divorced lads/ in?

>'My wife's breasts would have been on full display' - dad blasts Sports Direct
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/my-wifes-breasts-would-been-14688906

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have dishwasher brush stubble

>oneitis begs for pics of me in various states of undress while trying on a shit
>crop my face out of everyone cuz I'm ugly
>complains that I won't let her see my face too
Hate being ugly.

Any slapheads in?

>when you try to get a mexican wave going but Pierre LaFrench is too busy thinking about baguettes

wish you could wear tophats in pubic and dress like a victorian landlord

probably not wrong
amer is insane
i still dont understand why his father hasn't done the right thing and honour killed him
he must be a right coconut to put up with this

fucking neurotypicals get out plese

there's nothing stopping you lad

also do this

>wish you could wear tophats in pubic and dress like a victorian landlord

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hehe

Just necked a bottle of rogaine I found in the old man's medicine locker

brb going sports direct for a little exhibitionism

Na, my jawlines just about average or a touch above. I don't mean a my make beard that hides your chin and that. I mean those "designer beards that are just a touch above stubble

I reckon Ireland does need a change to their abortion laws. It's time to start prosecuting women who go abroad to kill their babies.

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>kill
>babies
what do either of those have to do with abortion?