/brit/

need iranian gf

its sauce you are disabled

reminder you can just be a "nice guy" if you're good looking

>"wanna go for a walk or something on Thursday? Like 10ish?"
>"maybe"
>take it as a no cuz who the fuck wouldn't just say yes
>walking past her house on my way into town
>she waves at me from her front door
>"2 mins, almost ready. Was starting to worry you were gonna 1st and me up hehe"
What the fuck? She said maybe and took that as a confirmed date? Are all women this retarded?

>blue hair
>tracksuit

who is this slut? this is not the sue I know

haha no plenty of good looking doormat types mate

Read her body language, not her mouth language.

Is Uno just Jack change it but with a special deck?

absolute state of the postman he just rang the buzzer to tell me was putting post through the letterbox what the fuck

men are basically useless, get over it

wonder what girls think when they see me for the first time on a date and I'm 5'6

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>asking a girl out for a walk

oh my DAYS bet she thinks you're a right virgin freak right about now

waiting for benefits payment toil soon

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Sue's gone off the deep end
She even renounced Christ and declared herself a militant atheist

sounds like he's going senile, don't be too hard on him

get some lifts turt

"fucking disgusting manlet ill sleep with him and nick his wallet"

That's how you get done for rape

She's autistic as fuck m8. Last time I asked her to come for drinks and she went red, stopped talking and walked away without a word. Text me later that night to apologise and said that dates freak her out if they're anything more than a walk or a spin

probably think:
"he looks like a guy who doesn't know how mortgages work"

society doesn't care about young men

We're transitioning from a patriarchy to a matriarchy and learning why patriarchy is best along the way.

don't need to with boots like these
never actually been rejected by a girl for being short

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doing some online shopping lads

Incorrect. Society has never cared about young men. Now it's actively antagonistic towards them.

I GOTTA TESTIFY

COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY

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HE'S A VERY SMALL MANNNNN

they'll think your a quite good looking average dude whomst wants to look like johnny depp

men should all be castrated and sent to labour camps

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>tracksuit bottoms
>crocodile boots

uhhhmmm turtle?

never happend will probably never happen

sad thing is the kappa ones would go better with those boots

its called being effay

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the kappa ones look feminine

Took a creepshot for the first time ever just now lads. Girl was squatted down fixing her laces or something and her jeans were halfway down her bare arse and the tanline was too good to pass up

lol and your pink mumcore ones don't? state

god hes so fit but unironically

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always assumed turt was at least 6ft

Really enjoying trolling /v/ about their newest edition of Righteous Slaughter being ruined

that's nice mate but looks like you forgot to attach the picture

why does almost everyone posted on brit have graves disease eyes what is it about brit that makes people have it

Its just for me to wank to. Unironically doxxable shit in the background haha

Lmfao

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Protogf is 5'1" and I'm 6'6" lol

BASED /v/ poster lad

tfw 5'1 girls are grim as well it's like being a 5'7 guy

might start wearing a shirt/jumper combo
there are others at my work who do but I'm taller and younger than all of them so I know I'd look better haha

its the new disease gimmick after phimosis

dude everyone likes dwarf girls... man feel more manly when holding a dwarf girl

has to be a trollpost
nobody cares about a girls height unless they're too tall

have zero doubts in my mind that anyone who has ever used the words "protogf" is an ugly loser

some scumbags robbed me dads black bin from coroners lane, who the fuck robs bins?lol if i get too find out who it is i will snap there fucking jaw for them dirty low lifes

love them

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the ultimate blackpill is comparing r/short to r/tall

r/tall is "haha i'm so tall I almost banged my head on the doorframe!!"

r/short is practically suicide watch

Height is literally ALL that matters

LOVE simcity

>redditspacing about reddit

>Height is literally ALL that matters
nice cope lad aesthetics are all that matter unless freak tier height like 3 ft. The 8/10 5'6 is going to do way better than the 5/10 6'2 guy

thinking (the perfect activity) about myself (the perfect entity)

I genuinely only date girls below 5"3

I am one ugly fucker
why did she say yes? she's a normie
should I ask her why?

grim better you're ugly

r/short and r/braincels alliance

yeah mock her for saying yes

Are men disposable?

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you were probably funny and had a warm personality

the girl on holidays just touched down in melbourne and has messaged me first thing

Love Theme Hospital

Want me to slit your fucking throat m8???

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this is ironic though surely

she calls me cold and weird all the time (jokingly)

women aren't capable of irony

you're stupid

Jow Forumsasianmasculinity here praise kek brother

this is female nature. it has a name forgot what it was

most girls I've dated have been taller than me

/brit/ used to be really, really good, but I find that I enjoy twitter a lot more these days.

lanklets are for ugly people mate

small soft feminine hands caressed the keyboard to emit this one

the Israeli incel is here

ye she probably still likes you

alri turt

how is being above 5'3 a lanklet absolute state of your brain mate, that means you're a lanklet as well

Free Palestine

or as I've taken to calling him, Inceraeli

On my legally mandated unpaid toil recess

wagwan star

elliot rodgerstein

6'6" here. Not even the most charming, good looking alphas of my friend group can pull like I can.

On more than one occasion I've just beckoned a bird over and pointed at my lips for a kiss. She naturally can't reach and does a big exaggerated attempt until I pick her up and give her a good old snog. Drives them fucking wild 100% of the time.

Being tall, even freak tier tall like me, is the biggest advantage a man can have in life.

>>Height is literally ALL that matters
>nice cope lad aesthetics are all that matter unless freak tier height like 3 ft. The 8/10 5'6 is going to do way better than the 5/10 6'2 guy

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what the fuck did I just read