See this

Wake her up and politely but confidently inform her that black kweenz are superior

The ovals

grab the tiddy

turn 360 degrees and walk away

MKultra her by whispering in her right ear

RAPE XDDDDD

e g g s

If you turned 360 degrees, you still would be facing her

Piss on her.
So this would be a lesson to her not to pass in the streets and that far worse things could happen to her in such cases

>implying you never pass out drunk when you where a teenager

hello newfriend

No
I never drank that much

No, I haven't.

no

>favelanigger childhood stories

I never drank alcohol so no
-not him

call the janitors, they forgot to clean up some trash
other less scrupulous countryman woud steal her shoes and other stuff of value, i admit

I enjoy myself when i was a teenager. No shame on that. Made plenty of friends and even assemble a band.

Never drank myself to the point of losing control like that. Only slightly tipsy.

I was a drunkard but never passed out. The worst case was when I lost consciousness of what I was doing until next day morning when I realised I was trying to get into my house without a key.

>take her home safely
>give her a bowl of boiled eggs and not allow her to leave until she finishes eating them all

my mate always bringed me home. thinking back it must have been tiring to hang out with me

>even assemble a band
did you play the bongo?

someone please post the screencap already
i don't have it

Really? Once i pass out and wake up in Uruguay. Apparently when i was offline, my friends decided to buy more booze in Uruguay (cheaper because low taxes).
You guys don't know the feeling of get out the car with a horrible taste of puke in my mouth and talk to strangers just to realize they speak Spanish.

youtube.com/watch?v=wCS_uSCLV4I
is this your band?

BRAAAAAAAAAPPP

bass.

Literally google "you have to eat all the eggs"

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How old were you if you already had a car?

Keep on walking desu

I just did "Jow Forums eggs" and got a duplicate file error, thanks asshole

>

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What do eggs mean by this?

I am 26 and i don't own a car. Not even a driver license. One of the reasons why i did not bother in get a driver license is that i like to drink.
It was my friends brother car (who was almost sober and wanted to travel)
Nop.
When i was teenager i had a punk rock band. Pure cringe...

How normies enjoy themselves is a mystery to me

thanks guise

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Cum on her hair

This is nothing.
Once my friend and I drink too much a ate a bunch of onions for lulz, after some time he start to feel a pain in his chest and called an ambulance. Half the way to hospital, he farted and realize that it was just gas from the onions. The ambulance driver refuse to bring him back and made him leave the ambulance in the middle of no where.

I still laugh thinking about that.

I have even in my early 20s, feels bad man

What nowadays kids do in finland?

silly

>falls for multidimensional bait
how new are you

Drink. Also in some cities there is a growing drug problem but that is still uncommon.

I was in that thread and I can't even remember what board it was on.

judging by the strap, her bra s probably unclipped and that means only me and you haven't handled her tits yet

with that post numbers i think it could only be /b/

>IMG...
Fucking hiparki
Wheres this?

/b/ isn't a blue board tho
why would someone change to Yotsuba B when browsing /b/?

I would say honey it ain't safe out here let me get you back to my rape van

hello newfriend :D

i changed all boards to yotsuba B, simply didnt like much that pink colour

i actually do have eggs in the fridge

Take to parents house and leave her in her bed, wait until she is awake and insult her as the last time

oh

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I call the cops to put her into a drunk cell.