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*pisses my diapers*
aww yee we're gonna be in space like stur traws
*dribbles*

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>you can't eat that pork and drink that alcohol goy
>you'll offend the Muslims!!!

second thread passed without a single irish post
now 158 minutes since the last irish post

extremely concerned

lad posting quietsprite last thread had lovely taste in asmr chebs

proper addicted to this now

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fail, just like GDPR

No amount of anything is safe. There is literally nothing that doesn't give you a higher chance of cancer anyone who actually understands how cancer forms and works would know this.

Oh deary

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drug dealer
i wear nike not fila

errrr how do you get a cable lock off that is around part of you very tight?

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they probably didn't like my potato deficiency remark i made this morning

Had a dream about organizing a Jow Forums meetup in an airtight room, leaving the room for a bit, and setting off a poisonous gas bomb to gas the Jow Forumstards

In today’s SJW-dominated workforce, how can I find a job as someone who openly despises minorities (eg. Blacks, gays, feminists, Muslims, etc.). Whenever a company conducts an online background check on me, they find all my White Nationals, MRA, anti-gay, etc. rhetoric and dismiss me from consideration.
I don’t think it’s fair; a man should be entitled to his opinions without being discriminated against in the workforce…

any GDPR compliant man in

>Had a dream about organizing a Jow Forums meetup in an airtight room, leaving the room for a bit, and setting off a poisonous gas bomb to gas the Jow Forumstards

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listening to the kinks again

rate

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the meme about becoming fat after 25 is real

turned 25 ~a month ago and can feel noticeable podge developing

listening to the chinks again

no I hide the 500 companies that get your data behind 2 buttonz

DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

*whispers to you*

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Grew up in school in Wales. didn't have sex ed until I was 14, was the perfect time for it too, was still full of bullshit noncery though like having gay fags come in but at least they didn't do the whole gender identity bullshit. Telling 5 year old kids 'it's cool to be trans' is why 5 year old kids are becoming trans. You aren't born the wrong gender it's entirely sexual to be a tranny and impossible for pre-pubescent children to actually have the mental illness.

feel sorry for those kids born in the last 5 years or so who got named after characters from marvel or game of thrones
>what's your name
>k-khaleesi

Jews just can't let it go, sad fucks.

listening to the kooks again

>I have a cock, he says

wank too some of these sluts but neither need to see it live nor would ever give them a cent

>tfw reading that someone gifted a 3dio to asmr slut
>she only uses it for one video
>goes back to her blue yeti

would be fuming

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listening to the pakis again

Too many beers and not working out, I'd bet.

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conan hasn't be good since 2004

there's nothing quite like a cold pint

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dad just sent me this

wtf why didn't Fury get invited

youtube.com/watch?v=DntDlry4mII
proper british rap

he's the best one
apart from norm

there's nothing quite like a good arse reaming from a black lad

anyone ever did this haha

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sounds like cancer experts are just fackin shraia moslems

>pretend child is very religious
>they get out of it

simple

Jehovahs witnesses don't even have to learn about the holocaust.

>goy, dont you want to live forever, you'll get to toil away for an eternity, isn't that great?

3dios are expensive hey? and sound kinda shit to be honest, need thick bassy condensated audiuals not thin lipped sissoknit crud

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I'm in live

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Probs goes by Callie. Remeber that couple who gave birth in a Kia so they called their baby Kia and made the news so Kia gave them a free Kia car and then loads of people started naming their kids after car brands they wanted?

waking up at 6 tomorrow so i can go to the library and finish my essay

that's not saying much
ferguson was better

I want to eat out Emma Watson’s unwiped anus after she’s had a poo.

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love positivity
hate negativity

thats oddly specific

bite it you scum

Who would buy these mikes other than ASMR thots?

love willies
hate fannies

>5 and a half grand

wew I thought these were like £70

youtube money is no joke

anyone here crossposting from Jow Forums like me?

>thinking about how Wonderboy would totally beat Woodley if they rematched a third time
>thinking about how Fedor would have done in the UFC if he went over right after Pride FC imploded

good lad
honestly wish there were more people like you in the world x

>good show btw
fuck off anime nonce

getting monged tomorrow night

ah yes, love all these emails about updated privacy policies.

British moonbase 2030

Sound people for TV and films I guess.

got the day off tomorrow

absolutly dying to run my tongue between a fit girls arsecheeks to be quite honest lads
wish I had the balls to tell the gf about it haha

Today in history:
1968 – The Gateway Arch in Saint Louis is dedicated.

In the early 1930s the United States began looking for a suitable memorial for Thomas Jefferson (the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial were the only large Presidential memorials at the time).

The Arch was designed by Finnish immigrant Eero Saarinen. He envisioned St. Louis as the final stop before the West. His arch was to be the "gate" towards westward expansion. Some critics compared Saarinen's arch to an arch imagined by fascist Benito Mussolini, rendering the arch a fascist symbol.

The arch is the tallest memorial in the United States and the tallest stainless steel monument in the world. On June 16, 1965, the Federal Aviation Administration cautioned that aviators who flew through the arch would be fined and their licenses revoked. At least ten pilots have disobeyed this order.

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The best ASMRtists don't need them

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>UFC

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I know the next medical advances will be in lengthening lives and anti-aging and it will just lead to people not retiring until they're 120 and a horrendous economy where it takes decades to accumulate puny savings

PES > FIFA

I've never seen any asmr thot with anything other than the cheapest one, $500 not a lot for the big ones unfortunately.

i'm 25 and in the best shape i've ever been

do some exercise or eat less you runtoid

Someone making like a VR thing?

Which one of you was this?

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skrrrrrrrrr

It's because you don't hardwank anymore, you're doing those lazy distracted wanks. Remember when you wanked so hard your whole arm stung with lactic acid and your neck felt weird like the nerves were crossed up?

What is it with Mormons giving their kids weird names?

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lol no

No one, professional audio people can make something just as good for a fifth of the price.

ASMR is an aural medium yet all the biggest channels are pretty girls
amazing coincidence that

Any Prussia man in?

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Think i'm gonna wake up early and go for a swim at the local open air pool before toil

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Look at her fucking hairline it's awful, fair play to him though.

did the 1 and the 0 told the pixels representing a human on the screen to kick the pixels representing a ball yet

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still no irishmen
i'm scared lads

doubt it'll happen to me
turn 25 in 4 months and I'm in absolutely great shape, go boxing/running 5 days a week and have a six pack

charli arse?

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ahhhh yes a man talking into the camera about some black person, worth every second that one