What are your masturbating habits? I mostly do it in the shower picturing myself fucking a girl

What are your masturbating habits? I mostly do it in the shower picturing myself fucking a girl.

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I have never masturbated actually
I am 20

I cannot achieve orgasm without imagining a girl laughing at me

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>tfw masturbating doesn't even make you happy anymore. Nothing does.

I've always wanked a lot but over the last few years it's got out of hand
Several times a day and I flick between straight, gay and trans porn as well as some quite degenerate fetishes
I know it's wrong but...

How in the fuck can you masturbate under the shower ? Water and masturbation isn't compatible.

Besides I'm sexually active so I don't bother to do it anymore

I usually seal my phone in a ziploc bag so I can take it into the shower for wank material

Usually when I'm showering, I can't really fap to porn.
I do it once a day at most, I can't understand the people who do that multiple times, my is already hurting after the first fap.

don't you have hot water in France?

i turn on one of the maybe 10 vids i regularly watch and crank one out as fast as i can, usually only about 3-5 minutes. only really jerk off when im bored if im actually horny ill have sex

The worst fetish I have right now is imagining myself as a cute girl getting fucked

I go 2-3 days without masturbating, then do a 60-90 minute long anal masturbation session before going to sleep. The next day I'm usually really horny, so I jerk off 2-3 times throughout the day before I start a new cycle.

Do it in the bed

Yes, why ? Hot water still doesn't make a good glide aroubd your dick

in my bed, while i imagine myself having sex with a cute girlfriend until i make her come...


DAMN i just realize how fucking sad my life is.
i had to write it here to see it.

fuck

and im not even a teenanger. what a massive pice of shit i have become.

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I masturbated 4 times. 2 after waking up and 2 before I fall asleep.

like 4 times a week, usually before i go to bed or before going out
almost always to pov porn, bonus points if its filmed in portrait mode

bent

How'd you tell?

A little bit in the morning as an aerobic workout to wake up. It gets your pulse going. I don't go all the way to orgasm though except every 2-3 days.

I normally just whack it to whatever 2D art or some gif on /gif/ but recently I've been needing to imagine my huffing the smell of whom'st'ver is in the picture.
I never had a fetish for musk or whatever but the last couple times it was the main thing that brought me to orgasm.
What does this mean?

at my computer
i either cum instantly or take half an hour and get lightheaded

No one is going to talk about the photo?

no, fapping is a topic a lot more important since it's the only sexual activity most of these anons ever had

>Execution by ass

I jerk off to girls farting AMA reddit

Once before bed. I don't really get any fun out of it but I don't want to risk creaming myself in my sleep.

>Lactation
>Growth/Gts
>Nurture/Caring
Am i broken?

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