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Middle East (also known by cucks as Central Asia) and North Africa

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first for mazingar

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Good thread

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go eat your cum cheese

Go away Frenchie

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>tfw I'm distancing myself from my ironic weeb friends bit by bit because I don't watch anime as much anymore and hate interacting with them
I just realized how shallow some people are especially if all their jokes are from discord chat memes.

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>Discord
Your problem mate we use the superior irc

Combo breakist!!!!!

*licks you*

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3ASSFOURA TARR FOU9 CHEBBAK WE 9ALI NOUNNA 5ABINI 3ANDEK 5ABINI 3ASBA YA NOUNNA

good early afternoon /mena/

NA3EN DIIIIIN RABEK
Good morning

Remember to walk to the Mosque for friday prayer no matter how hot it's outside, ikhwani.

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I'm going to shitpost for the entire day

alhamdulillah,i prayed the friday prayer at the prophets mosque.

>Frequenting people you share interests with
I seriously hope you don't this.

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HATE having leg hair

Can't tell if dude or dudette... I will say that the half palestinian girl I knew had a little bit of a mustache [spoiler] but it kinda turned me on [/spoiler]

Why didn't you burn it off her face

why is the general so slow today is everyone sleeping ?

molenbeek is this you?

STOP BULLYING ME

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the steppe calls abi

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tis friday after all!

What is up, my dudes? Soon I'll go to the mosque to pray (pretend to pray), and I think my body got used to work without any water or food.

Yesterday I made a flyer offering math tutoring for stupid rich kids in private schools, and I've walked 6km just to print it. My body is like "lol, who needs food, lmao".
Also in iftar I'm eating less and less. Are you guys still eating like monsters?

I'm skinny as hell, sometimes I worry about passing out because I walk a lot but I've never passed out in my entire life.

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>Implying

>Soon I'll go to the mosque to pray (pretend to pray)
allah take you munafiq
>. Are you guys still eating like monsters?
not really i eat soup+2 sambousak + 3 spoonfuls of rice

ULAAAAAAAAAN!!!
HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Nah just drank soup and ate a bit of fish yesterday
I was so thirsty I drank 1.5L yesterday
It's sunny here, 25°C so I'm more tired

My classmates went out yesterday for a night because tomorrow is the last day, and no one told me...and some of you complain about friends...

The Baltic sea is the new Mediterranean to be honest.
tfw 28°C and not even at the coast

28°C in a city is HELVETE
On a beach it's confy cuz the ocean water refreshes you

meant for

I live in a village in the middle of the country so it is pretty much HELVETE

wh*TE skandis on suicidewatch

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>Have Iraqi gf
>Make tabouleh all the time because it's amazing and easy to make
>buy Halal chicken from the Turkish butcher around the corner, because it's so much cheaper than the supermarket or the regular butcher
>She tells her father jokingly that I buy halal meat now
>He keeps asking her when I'm going to convert and asking if I ever will

I don't want to convert.

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I have never gotten sunburnt in my entire life
bless my ancestors

Let us know how your circumcision went Heintje

I want to lick your girlfriend‘s legs and back

Already am circumcised because of medical reasons as a kid

Don't, islam is a meme.

>allah take you munafiq
The clock is ticking and there are atheists leaving the closet in /mena/. Soon they'll behead your kangz and you'll be alive to see the spectacle.

Btw where's the based saudifag?

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KARA BOGA turkic genes are a blessing

Neuk haar ,Dirk Donderpenis.

Immer kranke an einem Freitag.

Be honest wouldn‘t you lick those legs

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gute Besserung

*krank
>a bunch of edgy atheists come out of the closet
I can always turn off the pc and go to the real world where almost everyone is muslim

for your own sake if not hers, convert. Islam is beautiful.

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Just ditch her if you don't want to convert. How fucking easy is that. Doesn't take half-a-brain to know.

indeed.
the age of man is over, the time of the türk has come...

>her father is ok with his muslim girl having a boyfriend who is a kafir to make matters worse
are you sure they are muslims ?

Time will tell :^)

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Reminder that Turkey and Iran are NOT /mena/ but belong in Central Asia threads along with all the -stan countries.

Indonesia and Malaysia bros are welcome however ;)

Turkic countries > whatever you mutts call a country

Assalam aleikum bhaijaans

تسلم بالخير ، شلون ملك عبدلله؟

شكد هما كاك الإسلام! يقبلون بنتهم تتصدق واحد أجنبي ماطول هو يصير مسلم ؟؟

Jow Forumsacks are always ranting about how Islam is going to destroy the west. Do you guys have the opposite concern? That the toxicity of the west will corrupt Islam? To me, that seems a lot more likely given the hegemony of Western culture. As it stands, I hear that a lot of Western born Muslim women in Europe drink, go out clubbing, and date/fuck non-Muslims.

>As it stands, I hear that a lot of Western born Muslim women in Europe drink, go out clubbing, and date/fuck non-Muslims.

We write those ones off as lost causes and essentially consider them pure westerners for all intents and purposes.

>hear that a lot of Western born Muslim women in Europe drink, go out clubbing, and date/fuck non-Muslims.
Yeah OF FUCKING COURSE
It's jumu'a and you will repent for your lies and hypocrisy
Mena cunts are just hided degenerates countries, go there if you don't believe me

Yes I do have that concern, especially when SJW muslims say that orthodox muslims are "hijacking" their religion and somehow just because they are a brown paki that our faith somehow is entrusted to them.

it already is
even so the cultural divide between europeans and immigrants is protecting islam from being completely westernised.

Aren't you still obliged to consider them Muslims though? If so, as this behavior grows more and more prevalent, acceptance of this behavior will grow more and more prevalent as well.
Do you think the reformists will win ultimately?
Cultural divides errode with time. Every group that has immigrated to this country, for example, has lost all significant ties they held to their original culture. Heritagefags here cling to shadows. As generations pass, the original language will be lost and orthopraxy will not be as strictly enforced. How can Islam survive this?

you fuckin what

if you don't speak arabic, you're not mena

Kek

mashallah

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He's ok with it. I'm generally conservative and take good care of my girlfriend and am very protective. He cares more about that than my religion, he's happy that I at least officially belong to a religion (Catholicism) because I'm half Spanish and baptized.
Yep that's her.
Nah
No we're planning on getting married after uni.

What do you study
What does she study

She does some computer science/ statistics related study and I study economics but will do my master's in finance in 2019.

Considering the fact there are "Muslims" posting in this ratchet website, I'd say the latter is far more possible.

Also, see the UAE (or the Gulf States in general).

The most antisemitic MENA countries, in order of most to least:

Algeria
Libya
Egypt
Iran
Tunisia
Lebanon
Jordan
Morocco
Iraq
Syria
Yemen
Oman
Turkey
Qatar
Kuwait
Bahrain
Saudi Arabia and UAE

Just the governments, right?

According to who? Your ass? What's this even based on?

just when i thought i have seen peak subhumanry, i stumble upon this thread...

I literally cant understand shit from whatever accent you are using,just use english we have been over the issue of arabic here
according to who ?
the only ones ok with jews (note ok and not love)are soyboys or liberals.any selfrespecting indivdual should hate the jews

i think you're a liar mate, no such thing as gf/bf in islam, and even if the father was a cuck to allow his daughter to have a boyfriend, he wouldnt let him be a kaffir, so either the family arent real muslims or you're a larper.

The governments and its citizens. Obviously every mena country is antisemitic. But some countries/place are more so - like the maghreb/egypt and countries Israel currently has problems with.

tell her father that her dress is slutty and that he should be more concerned about that than your religion

Do you guys beat women? Are you allowed too and every other dude just cheers?

shut the fuck up subhuman, i beat your mother when she moans too load.

NOODZ

Are you a terrorist?

Yes, nothing wrong with that, filling the hearts of the unbelievers with terror, terrorizing the infidels is something im proud of.

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POST THE SHEEEIT MEME WITH THE BLACK PANTHER UQUQ I WANNA SAVE IT

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why would i do that, i need some kind of payment.

Definitely not a liar. They fled Iraq during sandam's reign as they were facing risk of torture because they were doctors.
She doesn't wear that dress outside obviously, she only wears it for me in private. She dresses normally but kind of modest.
You're not getting them

CIA WE GOT A TERRORIST

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THROW IN A “BASED ISRAEL” AND ILL GIVE UQUQ A (YOU)

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Nope, give me a (you) right now and ill post the picture.

I BET SHE HAS A DICK

POST CAMELTOE

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TYPICAL SCHLOMO ALWAYS DEMANDING PAYMENT

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this is your last chance, give me 2 (you)s or i wont post the picture.

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