/brit/ soyboys edition

you don't need to support universal health care to support health care reform. most americans think the US health care system is shit

You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

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Mandem ting

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mad how most /ita/ posters are women

lorries vs. trains
which are more autistic

based sonybros

just whipped my nigger

big if true
how did you ascertain this

I've conquered all the chippieeeeeees

trains no question, simply because they've been around longer

rating the relative autism levels of things

What is this quintessentially British stereotype called?

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Love mushy peas
Love tartare sauce
Love chips
Love battered cod

Lorries because they haven't been around as long. Some autismo saw the train autists and thought "nah, need something even less normal"

yeah, but half of them want to make it worse

you wanna step outside lad.

phenotype*

laura ashley

Repeal the 8th ngl

resit toil went well lads

They're only pretending to be by using female pronouns
A known roleplaying autist started some days ago and this time he spammed it enough that his gimmick caught on with others

Been on Jow Forums so long I remember when “autism” wasn’t the default insult/description for everything

anglo asiatic

Thinking about staying up all day and fixing my sleep schedule, it's 7 AM here atm so it's gonna be a while, at least 13 hours before I can sleep. What to do to stave off boredom around the house? Video games aren't fun after like an hour

Post fucking machines

calvin klein jeans arrived
she cancelled on me tonight
feel sick now
cheers

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BASED

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2011?

men don't lie lad, stop fooling yourself

Finally saw a doctor after much persistence and I'm being referred to a specialist ENT person.

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made the phonecall. Discovered that doodling on a piece of paper makes me less nervous

>Thinking about staying up all day and fixing my sleep schedule
fucking underage retard

PJ-1 (Plain Jane)

Been on Jow Forums so long I remember when “epic” could be used non-ironically

how sick do you have to be that they send you to a fantasy giant tree man

seems the dago thread has adopted me on the right
maybe i should introduce them to some other gimmicks (have a method)

oh fuck off cringy twat

I'm 20 actually, just a retarded NEET. I am both man and child. I am a new breed of autism. Get with the times, gramps

why

virgin freak

infiltrate and destroy them from the inside

He also samefags gay stuff and anime all the time, nothing manly about him
We tolerate him because he acts as a gatekeeper towards newfigs and underage retards

I have a job, gf, money, etc. But still consider myself a compete and utter anxious autistic freak of nature shunned by Normies

might have a crack
im no where near fluent in italian but having just read the /ita/ thread i have to say it's almost the same as /brit/
we've got better gimmicks but the structure is the same
v strange reading about soyboys and boipussy in a forren language

Havin a giggle at /o/
and people think Jow Forums is the easiest to bait

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I lost my virginity when I was 16 actually, so I'm actually just a normal freak, not a virgin. Although, in some ways, I feel like an honorary virgin, because I haven't had sex in so long

cretin

presented to you without commentary

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But it feels so right
oops forgot the arrows
>
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I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

There something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy

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the frog ruins this post

how do you manage to dress yourself in the morning

>bacon and egg toasted sandwich
>cuppa tea
>stone roses playing
comfy lunch lads

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fucked it mate

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Americans have the lowest (You) count on /brit/ when they aren't replying to each other

you need to put the board name

>oops forgot the arrows

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would wager a pretty penny i get more (You)'s than the average brit here

Worse than Saffers, lad. Fucking pathetic now that I think of it.

love looking at the twitter feed for the police in my local district
it is incredibly safe and uneventful
love the home counties x

no spoon feeding schlomo

Is this a new way to farm (You)s?

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fuck off liam

thanks for the (You)'s lads
was on purpose
>>/o/19181310

i have them filtered
i recommend everyone does the same
really improves the quality of the threads

Plain packaging and grotesque pictures of the consequences on sweets and fizzy drinks when?

nobody respond

OK that one really fucked it lmfao

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When will we start hearing results from Ireland?

idiot newfag yank cunt

Haha southern softie.

Enjoy your water soyboy

Police round my end just shot someone purpotrated to have a hand gun haha

just went on mine and it's mainly PCSOs doing meet-and-greets in Co-ops
couple of nonces getting busted and one lad getting 6 months for having drugs in his pants

got the day off but i feel like shite and the weather's grim so i might as well just be at toil

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I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu,
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal,
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner -
But I've never met a nice South African!

(South African accent)
No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man!
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards,
Who hate black people!

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I'll have you know I've been up all night and I'm laughing in my delerium right now

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Enjoy your ice cream lardboy

das rite

Just bought Homebase from some Aussie twat for £1 haha

I'm president now and it's awesome

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pro abortion roasties are so dishonest about rape being a major reason for abortion. that's such a tiny, tiny percentage of the reasons why abortions happen. Most abortions are used as contraceptions because roasties are too lazy to go on the pill or make their partner have a condom, it's all done for lifestyle comfort. I do have major sympathies with women who have been raped and think there should be exceptions made for them, but if we're truly being honest, rape abortions are an incredibly rare kind of abortion

i bet being a dogs handler for the police is a fun job

Abortion is legal murder plain and simple.
(Not saying murder is bad)

yiff in hell

Fuck off incel freak. What a truly disgusting specimen you are

rape is not even a reason to have an abortion. if you don't want the kid then put it up for adoption problem solved

such a horrible insinuation

condoms are turbogay though