MY STATE OF 40 MILLION PEOPLE HAS DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY WE ARE DEAD WE ARE DEAD IT IS NOT DRILL IT'S FUCKING...

>be venezuelan refugee
>go to brazil
>starve

huehuehue

Nigga you can survive weeks without food. It's not fucking Africa you'll be fine.

just shoot the local macaco and eat it like how hard is it lmao

Have you tried catching some monkeys? Uma delícia

could be worse
and they are in the process of delivering fuel to the gas stations
it might take a few days to stock the supermarkets but they will deliver emergency supplies if it gets too bad

making them feel in home :)

This is why I like learning about Brazil you fuckers are crazy. Don't you guys have socialist ideas. Lol

Based Temer

"At home" my friend.

thanks :)

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SOPA DE NOTHING :DDDDDDD

Sao paulo?

nice

The governor just signed an order allowing the police to seize gasoline from any citizen if needed.
g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/bruno-covas-decreta-estado-de-emergencia-em-sao-paulo-por-excesso-de-protestos.ghtml

Things don't go like in a two hour movie Jake

I hope it goes to mad max tier, if shit get horse I will grab an ak47 from some drug dealer and join in a warlord faction

Can you hunt, fish ?
people say I'm autistic because I have a bow and can shoot it, but at least if shit hits the fan I can still try to hunt and fish
get a recurve bow user it is pretty much legal anywhere, and if you live in a big city you can still try to hunt cats and dogs

Good, now you cancerous fuck won't be ruining my videogames. I can only pray the russians are next

>muh bideogaymes

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Union leaders signed a end with the government but truck drivers are still mad will follow with the strike

Except most places in Africa have better standards of living than Brazilian hellholes

sopa de nada

Underrated

I couldn't go to work because roads are blocked so today i am being paid to shitpost on Jow Forums

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LOL what a third world shithole

kek

holy fuck kek

Why doesnt the military bring food around then?

Strikes have a cost. Trade routes, roads, transport are essential elements of capitalism. Put them out of action and basically cities will start disintegrating within a week. And that's just for food, kill power grids and water lines and it will be much faster.
Now you know how it feels to be a refugee.

>Now you know how it feels to be a refugee.
WTF let them all in!!

Into Greece.

Here not all strikes are legal, so we dont need refugees.

Well i mean one way or another they are going to end up somewhere :^)

brasil monkey subhumans BTFO

hopefully this lasts long enough for brazilian population to drop

Why do you have to lie? The decree only allows them to take from the reserves of petrol stations without bidding(?) beforehand.
Can I come?

God speed user

I will happily take in Brazilian girls, ages 18-25. Rest of you can head off to Europoor countries and make friends with Ahmed

can't they use anti-monopoly laws to crack down on strikes? strikes are just a labor monopoly.

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low iq post

Sweet sweet tears to taste. I remember less than ten years ago you guys were boasting of becoming a world power among the BRICs. So far Brazil has colossally failed, Russia is bleeding money, India has people that still shit in the streets. At least China is plausably an ascending power but they only care about themselves and who they can manipulate.

>ordem e progreso

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die macaco, stop cheating on cs:go

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India is doing well. Slow but steady. China's growth rate has been declining for years now, even before they are about to hit some hard age demographic trends.

Brazilian economy collapsed in 2014 though, Brazil lost 10% of real GDP, per capita GDP decreased by 9%, we're literally poorer than the average Chinese now.

How do we save Brazil?

Killing the pardos

but pardo women are hot

>muh dick

You literal fucking monkey
No one gives a shit about this shithole, stop making these shitty threads, Miguél Jéqueson

Stop it Joao

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Lmao

I'm South Brazilian but i have brown eyes and black hair but i really wish i had blonde hair and pink skin because Brazilians from other regions think we're all blonde haired and tall.

>not being a jew and sell your fuel for more $$$

Gas stations are already expected people to do this, so they tripled the prices in places where fuel is ending or has ended.

Nothing is going to happen. OP just want attention.
We have the same strike in 2015. The only thing close to happening was when the police strike in Espirito Santo and the murder rate grow 300% for a couple of days before the army march in the streets and shoot rubber bullets in the niggers looting shit.

>norbank
>gggggggg

>police strike

They're striking again because they were not happy with the 2015 deal, duh. So this time they will go to the very end.

It already has a date to end (Monday 12:30).

It's happened to me before, just drink a couple of glasses of water through out the day, at least one with some salt. You can survive at least 4 days without any "major" effects, and probably 15 days without permanent damage.

dumb spic

Pretty much a Black lives matter rally.

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And South Africans are gunning down each other everyday.

wow, and i thought 3rd worlders have much more living instinct in them

wait what the fuck. my state just did the same thing. country-wide truck strike too but not as bad as yours i guess, we still get by for now.

>This place was like baghdad with g strings

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He is exaggerating.
Super markets announce that there is little shortage of food to sell more (that was actually smart) but there is no shortage of food in simple 2 fucking days of strike.
It's all fake m8.

Looks like the new Germans.

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so a polfag bitch, fuck that monkey then

He just want attention.

Oh it seems the nordestino didn't come back from canada at all

easy to tell with the filename and exaggerated wojak. i'm more concerned as to why both brazil and Nigerian truck drivers decided to go on strike at almost the same time. is there someone pulling the strings from behind

It's Ramadan bro. Just fast like everyone else.

So mucho sopa de mekala

>living in a 3rd world shithole

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Petrol prices are rising...

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SS+GOMAD

World: You can't vote for a convict, that's insane! Is he gonna rule behind bars?
Brazil: Hold my beer

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they gonna mass migrate to mexico now LOL

who the fuck cares

well you commented so it seems like you care

Shut up Mexico